Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.
So, yeah, hi! I'm Rachel, and this is my profile!!! Favorite book series: Can't pick just one! It's a tie between Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, 39 Clues, Pendragon, etc... I'm mainly going to do Ask a character thingys on this account, so yeah!
Favorite Pairings* Jasper, Percabeth, Sadico, Zarter, Frazel, Bobby/Courtney, Holly/Artemis, Horus/Hathor, Ares/Aphrodite!!! HETALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You nailed the Titan Lord of Time in the head with a blue, plastic hairbrish"- Percy Jackson
“What are these guys?” he whispered.
"I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate." – Saint Dane
"At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know... wall."-Bobby Pendragon
"There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns."-Bobby Pendragon
"Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or throw them out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey?" - Bobby talking to Saint Dane, RR
"I'm the terrorist. Do what I say or I'll terrorize you."- Bobby Pendragon
"This was the way it was meant to be"- Uncle Press
“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
“Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.
"Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.”- Artemis (Orion) and Holly
“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!” - Foally
“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
“Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt" ...Artemis took several breaths. "Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?" A rustling of paper crackled through the phone's speakers. "Yes, it's so cool. There's a picture of a boy who for some reason has no neck and only three fingers on each hand, and behind him in this sort of graffiti style is the words RANDOMOSIY. I don't know what that means but it sounds really current."Randomosity though Artemis, and he felt like weeping.”- Artemis and Angeline
(This is a very funny part in the third book the titans curse, They are at the hoover Dam) Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - Grover, Thalia, Zoe, and Percy
"So then I was like, 'CHAOS BLAST!' and he was just like, *dead*"-Shadow t. Hedgehog
"Hit enemy with a sword until he's dead. If he rises hit him again." -Horus
"I'm not insane. My mother had me tested." - Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)
'Cause every time I open up an e-mail that says I won a contest, it's really just someone trying to sell me vitamins - Justin Russo
"With great power comes great need to take a nap." -Nico Di Angelo
"Leo?" "No! It's Oprah!" Leo and Adam
"Is that what you think adventurers do? Die and make all your friends feel terrible cause they couldn't save you?!"-Finn the Human
"I'm Princess Bubblegum and I'm a dork because I like science. I also have a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is 'ATTRAAAAAAAAACTIVE!'" -Finn the Human
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
For TKC FANS:Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.
TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.
Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.
TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.
Normal people: Name their dog Fido.
TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.
Normal people: Say OMG!
TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)
Normal people: Are scared of snakes.
TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!
Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.
TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.
Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat
TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.
Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.
REASONS WHY LEMONADE MOUTH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL:
(This is made up by TheSecretToLifeIsMusic, but feel free to COPY and PASTE onto your own profile if you agree. Also, keep adding your own reasons to the list :)
1. There were no random chorus lines( Hello, what school would have their students randomly standing on tables and singing?)
2. There were real issues associated with the movie(The deepest it got in HMS was Troy's little issue about him wanting to sing)
3. Was not predictible in the least
4. The couples are so much better
5. There was no Sharpay(Too much pink is no good)
6. Adam Hicks and Bridget Mendler( So much better than Zac Efron and Vanessa Ann Hudgens)
7.The songs were better and actually meant something
8. Adam Hicks in general
9. The original antagonist doesn't turn protagonist and back to antagonist again. (I'm looking at you, Sharpay)
10. Adam Hicks can rap! :D
11. Hotter guys!!!! (Wen, Charlie, and Scott)
Rules For Hogwarts:
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS
- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"
- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...
- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.
- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
- Especially not with kazoos.
- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.
- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".
...Even if I do conjure him up.
- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.
- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.
- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."
- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.
- No combination of these is acceptable.
- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.
- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.
- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.
- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.
- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.
- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.
- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.
- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
Some Common Styreotypes-
Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don't in normal-
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (I play the violin's second cousin, the viola :D)
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (sometimes. not all the time...)
I live in NEW YORK so I MUST BE MAD AND SNOBBY
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (who else can you be? :P)
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (loooove the meat, just can't give it up. D:)
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie (D:)
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (...I hate these.)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up (usually I do...)
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention (haha, yeah, right. so funny.)
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder (friends have compared my body to a toothpick...I run a lot.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all (meh, not that many, but more than the average girl.)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (most of the guys at my school are morons.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (huh?)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head (dude...I don't even go to church. :P)
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries (HA!!! I laugh at this stupidity.)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (actually, I kind of do.)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I have more friends than you might think.)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (maybe a little?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (only when I'm in a mood.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (I'm Christian, but I don't belive in all that they believe in.)
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd (used to wear a retainer. in third grade. people called me robot mouth.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short (Wuutt? ._.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (yuh huh, sure.)
I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a geek (orchestra, does that count?)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious (pfft, only when my parents are being stupid.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (duh. LOSER AND PROUD!!)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (okay, that might be true...for me.)
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I live in Arizona. I get too much sun as it is.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (That...strangely enough makes sense...when you're talking about me.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (oh, nooo, I'm a freakin squirrel. ._.)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life (HA!!! this makes me laugh. more.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (never copied anything from anyone, thank you very much.)
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd (no shame in being a nerd.)
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (usually. not all the time.)
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (politicians are all morons.)
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet (more like very very quiet around teachers, but polite.)
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. (I have a lot of friends, all of them from different social groups.)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. (...why else would I be on this site? ._.)
I'm black so I MUST drink Kool-Aid and eat mac and cheese and fried chicken.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST BE GIRLY (are you kidding? I never wear skirts. or dresses. t-shirts and jeans are my way of life.)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yup!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Nope! I read it WAY past 4 A.M!)
You write fanfictions about the book. (... NOOOOO. *Sarcastic* I made this account just so I could copy and paste things to my profile)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I have succeeded in getting my friend to read the Percy Jackson series)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I'm secretly convinced that my cousin is a son of Aphrodite)
Everything reminds you of the book. (School announcement: don't forget to get your tickets for the winter solstice Me: great another deadline)
You quote random lines all the time. (*Sheepish grin* Yeah...)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (saying commands and spells from my favorite books)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (I wonder if Mom would notice if I tried to hadi the teacher)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (*Hides screensaver with picture of Anubis*)
You've got a book memorized. (Yep! I can actually tell the entire Twilight series from Twilight to Breaking Dawn)
You've read a book more than five times. (I've read The Kane chronicles 6 times)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read Breaking Dawn in one day)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Yeah. I'm planning on seagoing Rick Riordan's house for killing off Walt soon)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (YES)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (I can go hours debating)
Your idol is a character from a book (Yep! the list never ends)
IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!
If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!
IF YOU LOVE SANUBIS, COPY/PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!
If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
If you will always believe SADIE KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Are you, are you, coming to the tree
Wear a necklace of rope side by side with me
Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the Hanging Tree
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