Haelia
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since: 06-03-12, id: 4036727, Profile Updated: 04-27-13
Author has written 24 stories for Sherlock.

Hi, I'm Haelia!

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So, I write Sherlock sickfic. I write an unhealthy, inordinate amount of Sherlock sickfic. Occasionally I write other things too, but mostly Sherlock sickfic. So fans of sickfic, rejoice!

Information about requests/prompts:

There is very little I won't do or at least attempt, but I do not write Johnlock, parentlock, or heterolock. I have been known to write a little Sherstrade on the side, but even that would take some convincing.

Information about my serials:


Occasionally I will pluck story arcs or single chapters from my serials and "epilogue" them. Yes, I just made "epilogue" into a verb. That means that you get missing scenes, expanded endings, etc, for these chapters. It's come to my attention that this is confusing, so I'm going to start recording them here, so that you know where to go for the epilogues. All epilogues are standalone pieces and can be accessed from my stories list.

So far, the only serial I have done this to is "It's Called a Near Death Experience for a Reason". Info as follows...

Chapter 2: "Shock Blanket" is epilogued in "Against Medical Advice". Complete.

Chapters 5, 6, 7: "Eliminate the Impossible (Parts 1, 2, & 3)" are epilogued in "Eliminate the Impossible: Recovery". On hiatus.

What I'm working on now:

"Coming Home" is ongoing.

"Way Out" is ongoing.

"ABCs of Sherlock Holmes" is (lazily) ongoing. Taking requests for words. 'Q' has been spoken for.

"Before Watson" is ongoing; taking requests/suggestions.

"The Vlog of Dr. John H. Watson" is ongoing. Taking requests for scenes.

Where you come in:

I tend to work on a lot of serial pieces at once, and there's truly no rhyme or reason as to which ones get updated and when. (Interestingly enough, that actually defies the definition of a 'serial', but we're not going to dwell on that for now.) So what I ask of you is that if you are particularly enjoying a piece and really really want me to update that one next, please say so! Just shoot me a PM and say, "Yo, Haelia, pretty please update Breaking Point because I'm just DYING to know what happens next!" and I'll probably do it the same day. I live to serve. :P

Confession of the day:

I have a secret love affair with chocolate mousse.

Thanks for reading!


1. Coming Home » reviews
The man to whom this shadow belonged was dead, long dead, three years dead. Lestrade had seen the body, the broken face, the crushed ribcage. He had read the autopsy report, the death certificate. He had attended the funeral. Sherlock Holmes was dead. Sherlock Holmes was not sitting here before him now. Post Reichenbach. T for blood, language. Reviews may contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 8-19-12 - DI Lestrade & Sherlock H.
2. All Aboard! reviews
Lestrade and John force Sherlock to take a holiday for his health. But, as usual, not all is as it seems on this tour...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-24-13 - Sherlock H. & John W.
3. Before Watson » reviews
There was Lestrade. Vignettes about Lestrade and Sherlock, pre-Watson, in no particular order, chronological or otherwise . Rated T for language, blood, gore, and drug use. Friendship, h/c, humour, adventure. Work-in-progress. Companion piece to LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate's "What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade". See A/N in first chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 12-9-12 - Published: 6-9-12 - DI Lestrade & Sherlock H.
4. Don't Worry, This Won't Hurt a Bit reviews
Sherlock faints. Crack!fic. Prompt fill. Rating for lightly implied past drug use and violence.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-29-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
5. Way Out » reviews
When Sherlock begins a rapid downward spiral, John is scared and uncertain. Fortunately, he receives help from an unexpected source. Prompt fill.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-23-12 - Published: 8-11-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.
6. Fever reviews
SPOILERS FOR S2E3, "THE REICHENBACH FALL". Immediately after the Fall, Sherlock recovers from his injuries at Molly's flat. But what happens when he falls seriously ill, and Molly realises there is no contingency plan for this eventuality? Prompt fill.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-4-12 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete
7. The Vlog of Dr John H Watson » reviews
At the request of his fans, John starts a vlog about daily life at Baker Street and beyond. Rated T, mainly as a safety net.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 9-2-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.
8. Eat, Deduce, Love reviews
In which Sherlock offends John, struggles to get back into his good graces, and experiments in the kitchen. Prompt fill, oneshot, no slash. Almost-crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-29-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
9. Croydon's Proposal reviews
A strange little man approaches Sherlock with a book proposal. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-27-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
10. ABCs of Sherlock Holmes » reviews
A drabble for every letter of the alphabet. John POV. 221b-style stories, meaning each entry is 221 words, last word starts with 'b'. No spoilers, no real content, just friendly fluff. Maybe a little h/c wonderfulness. No slash. Unless you really really squint with your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-26-12 - Published: 6-7-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
11. Casts and Crepes reviews
In which Sherlock breaks a bone, has a reaction to the drugs, and loves John through earthquakes. Prompt fill, crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-22-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
12. In Good Hands reviews
John and Sherlock are stranded deep in the wilderness with no phones and no foreseeable escape. With John wounded, Sherlock fears they will die here: in the cold, in the damp, in the woods. Prompt fill. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-16-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
13. Breaking Point » reviews
When Sherlock and Donovan are abducted and Sherlock is grievously wounded, it is up to Donovan to get them both out. "First things first, Freak. You do not give me orders. You are going to do everything I tell you to," Sally said sharply, "because we are getting out of here." Can they both escape with their lives from the most dangerous gang in London?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-4-12 - Published: 7-23-12 - Sgt. S. Donavan & Sherlock H. - Complete
14. Incalescence reviews
In which it's too hot to sleep, John is cranky, and Sherlock sweats. Prompt fill.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
15. It's Called a 'Near Death Experience' For a Reason » reviews
Or, "Five Times Sherlock Nearly Died, and One Time He Really Did." Rated T for language, and possibly graphic injuries. Sherlock whump. No slash. WARNING: Character death in final chapter!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 6-8-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
16. Eliminate the Impossible: Recovery » reviews
Being an epilogue to Chapter 7 of my "Near Death Experience" fic. Presented in several parts. POV alternates with each chapter. Rated T for potentially graphic illness and swearing. ON HIATUS while I try to work out where this is going.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
17. Against Medical Advice » reviews
Sherlock is hospitalised for pneumonia and serious injuries after rescuing Lestrade, but signs himself out against medical advice, refusing pain management on the grounds that it could threaten his sobriety. NOTE: This is an epilogue to Chapter Two of "It's Called A Near Death Experience For A Reason". sick!Sherlock and doctor!John, bromantic. No intended slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 6-17-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
18. One More Miracle: Don't Be Dead » reviews
Sherlock returns post-Reichenbach. ON HIATUS. Is that ironic? I just have other things I'd rather work on right now.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-16-12 - Published: 6-9-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.
19. The Fourth Wall reviews
Sherlock has a bone to pick with a certain fanfiction author.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-15-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete
20. Mind the Baby reviews
"Jawn, what is this? And why is it drooling? And what am I meant to DO with it?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
21. The Internet's Out reviews
In which Sherlock offers to buy milk. Just a semi-drabble, rather OOC. Inspired by the fact that my internet wasn't working the other day, and I didn't know what to do.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
22. My Unfortunately Average Sized Cranium reviews
In which Sherlock has a migraine. ALMOST Johnlock. Not quite. Don your goggles, shippers! Rating for illness and for very slightly implied past drug use but mostly for my paranoia .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-8-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
23. Misdiagnoses » reviews
Or, "Five Times John Misdiagnosed Sherlock, and One Time He Didn't." In which the author relentlessly humiliates John. No spoilers. Rating for possible language, and detailed references to disordered eating.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 6-5-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
24. Secret Indulgence reviews
John has a secret weakness he's never told Sherlock about. How will the World's Only Consulting Detective react when he finds out? Drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-5-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete