Hello! Just another insane girl from Philadelphia PA! My hobbies?
Legolas, Orlando Bloom, card games (Yugi-Oh, poker, blackjack, etc.),
Legolas, Legolas... (drools) Ya, you get the picture. By the way, here
is something I got in the mail! Thought ya'll might like it!
How to Keep a High Level Of Insainity!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
Rachel.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
time this week!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
Anyway I luv ya'll buh bye!
Elf-Girl: OK! That was our neutral persona!
Just to let ya'll know, I write the comedies! WEEEEEE! FUN FUN FUN! I
like fuzzy, sugar and fluff and that kinda stuff (hey I ryhmed), I like
to drink evil smile and I enjoy taking Legolas' shirts away in my fics!
drool And when/if you review, please keep it clean and no flames.
That's just not nice.
THE FLYING HAMSTER OF DOOM RAINS COCONUTS ON YOU PATHETIC CITY, BOB IS
YOUR UNCLE AND WE ESCAPED IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PROPHECY!
Gloriollass: Ok, I am the one you will hear less from. I am
Gloriollass. I enjoy agnst and I love writing it. I don't have that
much up yet though. My role model is Cassia from the Mellon Chronicles.
That's it really about me, besides making sure Elf-Girl doesn't
terrorize Legolas too much...
Kogura: Hail! I am Kogura, a half elf, half wolf demon. My hobbies
include, tormenting Elf-girl, chasing cats and Haldir up trees and
Legolas hunting. Hehehe, with a nose as good as mine, it's easy! Yay! I
have a story up! Please read, The Fellowship of Fleas! That's mine! And
Please remember to review!
Knives: Hehehehe... I'm Knives! FEAR ME VILE HUMANS! ... _;; Sorry...
No, I'm not Vash the Stampede's brother (I'm a GIRL, but you wouldn't
belive how many people ask me that). Either way. ! SLASH SLASH SLASH
SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH! Can
you guess what I like? THAT'S RIGHT! SLASH! Go slashyness! Go
slashyness! SLASH SLASH! XD And I can turn ANYTHING you say into
something pervy.. I'm like that. I don't have a fic up yet but when I
do, hehehehe, you'll know, oh will you know... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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