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Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
a million times
Read All The Books?
five times over
What Do You Think Of JKR?
THE BEST AUTHOR ON THIS FREAKIN' PLANET!!
Harry Potter ( Obviously)
Group Of Characters?
No.12 Grimmauld Place
weasley's wizard wheezes
Tom Riddle Jr
that creepy one Harry floo too
the dursley's house. It's sooo ugly!!!!!
Couples? What Do You Think?
that's awkward and freaky
I'm sorry it was rewritten to were Bellatrix killed the bitch and Molly gave her a high five
No, just, No
yuck and awkward
li think i just vomited they were sooo lovey dovey
do you wanna be killed by draco or mione
Hermione could break that twig
Lush, I love ramion
maybe if i decided to
cute, but random as hell
I'll be your Pansy =3=
DO NOT WANT
awwwwwww gay babies
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Fred Or George?
Fred inside of George (dirty joke lol )
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum cause i like the accent
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione. sadly Lavander was eaten at the battle of Hogwarts
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
MALFOYCest at the manor
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
the daily prophet
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Bart Crouch Jr FTW
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
I have the brains of a Ravenclaw, the heart of a Gyrffindor, the kindness of a hufflepuff, and the wickedness of a Slytherin (psst snapes in Slytherin) IM IN SLYTHERIN
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Oh god yes.
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite?
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have you ever Roleplayed?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Still do (Snape lives)
What was it?
Snape lives and is having sex with harry since ginny is now dead
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
*Evil eye* THEY ARE MENT TO BE TOGETHER
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
that's why they didn't get married duh... *rolls eyes*
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
THEY MUST NOT GET MARRIED FOR ALL MALES IN HP ARE GAY
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
can i slap you? who doesn't!!!!!
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
No but imma get one soon
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Bellatrix (It's the hair! and i'm loud)
Do You Agree With This?
Do you object to being Called By them?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
I Guess so...
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
I can relate songs to it... it's kinda funny. Or quoting Severus when people are being stupid.
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do Is the Pope catholic?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
of courseI have!!!!
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
maybe *Read as: YESYESYESYESYES. WHY DON'T I HAVE BETTER FRIENDS?*
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
No but I watched one :)
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
No but i could i guess...
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Dont think so :/
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Kinda... ecept for A Very Potter Musical because it's MADE of win.
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Is that possible?
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Current Location: My home
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Jalepeno, peppers, sweetcorn and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose weight
Thoughts First Waking Up:wooo
Your Best Physical Feature:eyes
Your Most Missed Memory: my brother
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:YUCK!!!!!!1
Do you Swear:me??? hehe :D
Do you Sing:yes all the time!!
Have you Been in Love:yes
Do you belive in yourself:yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:no
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
Do you play an Instrument:i play occasionally
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no, though that sounds yummy...
In the past month have you been on Stage:yes
Ever been called a Tease:yes
How do you want to Die: in my lovers arms!!! (If i ever get a decent man!!!)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A chef!!!
What country would you most like to Visit:Egypt!
You have been Pinned
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
profile if you've caught it!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having Problems
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
( )Dogs are better than cats.
( )It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
( )Shopping is torture.
( )Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
(x)At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x )You watch sports on TV.
(x ) Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.
( )You own like a trillion baseball caps
( )You like going to high school football games.
(x)You used to/do collect football/baseball/pokemon cards.
( )Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x )It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x )You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x)Sports are fun.
(x )Talk with food in your mouth.
()Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
()You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
()You love to shop.
( )You wear eyeliner. (sometimes)
(x)You wear the color pink
(x)Go to your mom for advice.
( )You consider cheerleading a sport.
(x)You hate wearing the color black.
( )You like hanging out at the mall.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
( )Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
( )Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
( )You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x)You were in gymnastics/dance.
( )It takes you around/ more one hour to shower.
( )You smile a lot more than you should.
( )You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x)You love the movies.
( )Used to play with dolls as little kid.
( )Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
( )Like being the star of every thing.
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(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
RENT IS MY LIFE!
TWILIGHT COPY AND PASTES
If you've read Twilight over four times- then copy and paste on to your profile.
If you are in love with the ever so charming Edward Cullen and Jasper Whitlock- then copy and paste on to your profile.
If you wish that you was Bella Swan- then copy and paste onto your profile.
I am 100 Team Edward though I do think he is an idiot in New Moon...
„øºTeam Edward ºø„
If you have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it too!
«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
...S...Obsession over vampires!
What are your 10 favorite Twilight characters (in order)?
Have you ever read a 5/3 fanfic?
Nope I haven't
What about an 8/4?
What if 5 walked in on 1 and 4?
Jane walking in on Edwad and Felix, would be wierd lol
Would you make out with 2?
Hell yeah I love Carlisle
Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9?
I doubt it
If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
The 10 Commandments of Twilight
1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.
4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.
5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.
6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.
8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)
9. You shall not covet Edward.
10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books?
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Who is your favorite character?
Bella, Edward, Jasper, Carlisle, Aro, Marcus, Caius and Charlie
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home. Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 6, p.149
What was your favourite Bella and Edward moment?
The proposal in Eclipse
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
Definitely when she punches him. Then breaks her hand!!! lol!
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
In Eclipse when Alice 'kidnapped' Bella and was painting her toe-nails
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Fight between Cullens and The Volturi
Which book cover was your favourite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Draco / Harry
The Dream Lord/Eleven