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Author has written 36 stories for Sailor Moon, Ranma, Lord of the Rings, Daria, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Hey there. I'm a crazy 23 year-old Latin chick from New York Citay, and you may call me Joey. I've changed from when I first joined this site. So expect a pretty good contrast from my old stuff until now. I'm still doing the romance, but I'd rather comedy to almost anything else in existance. So if you thought I was just some rummed-up headcase... well I was, but I quit the sauce so now you need not fear :P General Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Cuz I'm poor as fuck. So, don't sue me. Yeah. Enjoy and thanks for stopping by. !NOTE FOR FANS OF WINTER HEARTS! No, the story is NOT OVER. I am working on the next chapter, but as life is what it is, I've had a lot of shit getting in the way of late. Including but not limited to several assloads of viruses resulting in me having to wipe my drive twice in the last month, job hunting, family illnesses, etc. Chapter four will be out as soon as I can finish it. Thanks for your patience. | |||||||||
1. On the 2 Train reviewsA moment in the life.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete2. Eggs Need SaltI'll let you find out on your own.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete3. A Stumble On The Path To EnlightenmentTom's Bromwell Freshman Orientation ceremony does not go as planned.Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete4. Shucked AgainShe awoke in darkness, cool, sweet wind swirling about her form in what seemed like open air. The sky was an inky blur and, disoriented, she began patting the ground around her in search of her glasses.Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete5. A Sibling's RivalryJane Lane and Trent Lane always had each other. And then she came along.Daria - Rated: M - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete6. Many A True WordCharles Ruttheimer should have remembered that many a true word is spoken in jest.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete7. It's Not Unusual » reviewsA few tales of unusual happenings.Daria - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete8. Three Dark Tales » reviewsThree short stories of a smiliar nature.Daria - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete9. The Night Series » reviewsAn unofficial series, oneshots that share one major theme: it all happens at night.Daria - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 12-6-0710. Noon: One MinuteOne minute in the life...Daria - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete11. Don't Wound What You Can't KillWhat seemed like a lifetime passed before light again flooded the yard and on unspoken accord, both pistoleros pulled their respective triggers.Daria - Rated: M - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete12. NotQuite Forever Girl reviewsShe loved her once.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-09 - Complete13. After The Storm reviewsA bottle of rum, the Pearl, and thee." Jack sat at the table in his cabin, staring disconsolately down at the charts and maps spread out before him but not truly seeing them. His fathomless eyes focused on the past, dark and turbulent as the roiling sea.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-09 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete14. Cry For A Shadow reviews“Who needs oils, clay or metal?” A thin hand reached down into the basinet at her right side and brushed tenderly over the fuzz-covered head of a four month old baby boy. “I already have my masterpiece.”Daria - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete15. On A Rowe reviewsDuring a conversation with Stacy, Quinn gets a call from Sandi and hangs up without even a goodbye. Stacy does not take it well. Alternate ending to the Daria episode Fat Like Me.Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete16. Man Behind the Curtain reviewsDaria receives the script for Season 4, Episode 13: Dye! Dye! My Darling! Her reaction is less than enthusiastic.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-08 - Complete17. Winter Hearts » reviewsBrittany Taylor: Cheerful, bubbly, dim as an unlit stage. Or perhaps not. Someone finally takes the effort to look closer, and things are never the same again.Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 9-24-0718. Can You Call Me Back? reviewsDaria's eyes widen at the voice on the other end of the line. "What's your favorite scary movie?"Daria - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-08 - Complete19. Ode to El Kabong reviewsFor god's sake, why!" Husky voice replete with contrasting emotion, the four simple words froze Tom's heart and tore from him any hope of mercy. "You made Janey cry."Daria - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete20. Touched By Angela Li reviewsA side of Angela Li no one will ever forget. Especially... the victim.Daria - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete21. The Taste of Betrayal reviewsJust what was it Jack was thinking when Elizabeth kissed him before leaving him to face death at the end of Dead Man's Chest? My take on those scant moments.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-3-08 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete22. Now and Then A Tale of Two Sisters reviewsPPMB Iron Chef Challenge: Here's a challenge in which you write a story that Daria is crying over her depression getting to her and it's up to Quinn to comfort her. The rule is that Quinn succeeds in the story and Daria starts feeling better.Daria - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete23. A Star Crossed Lover's Journey reviewsWhile walking home from a party one night, Usagi takes a detour through Jyuban park, where she meets with another late night visitor backlight by starlight... AU, based loosely on a true storySailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 9-24-03 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien - Complete24. Apassionata » reviewsChristmas time has come again, bringing home painful memories with the muted snowfall. With amethyst eyes veiled and ears closed to present reality, the only melody playing in Hino Rei's fractured heart is Apassionata...Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 11-24-03 - Rei H./Raye & Jadeite/Jedite - Complete25. Your Face reviewsA short from Eowyn's point of view. Oneshot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05 - Eowyn - Complete26. The Liar reviewsA dark side story to the "break up" in Sailor Moon R.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny27. Ain't No Sunshine reviewsWhen Ranma left for Yomougi Valley, he left Akane behind. On her way to Ucchan's after school, she takes a wrong turn...A Ranma 1/2 SongficRanma - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-0328. Rose & Blade » reviewsThe Kingdoms of Silver Millennium & Integra have always been allies. That is, until Integra commits a great betrayal against Silver Millennium. NOw, Serenity is on a blood quest to avenge her Kingdom's downfall, & her mother's murder.....An alternate univSailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-03 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien29. Voices in the Night reviewsThinking of days long past, Ryouga decides to tribute them with a song.... A Ranma 1/2 SongficRanma - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-0330. I Wish reviewsWhile preparing his evening meal, Ryouga starts to sing a song.....A Ranma 1/2 SongficRanma - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-0331. The Cost of a Smile reviewsKasumi always smiles. No matter what happens, she bears all with a cheerful smile. But, ever wonder what that smile was hiding?Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-0332. If Only reviewsRanma finally tells Akane how he feels. But, there was someone else who heard the news...Ranma - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-0333. The Gods' Butterfly reviewsWhat would happen if Kuno gained the power of the Gods? I shudder to think...Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-0334. Fate's A Bitch reviewsAfter all challenges are overcome, there is one thing that will rip Usagi & Mamoru apart. And this time, it's for good...Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-03 - Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny35. Justify My Pain reviewsAn alternate ending to the "breakup" in Sailor Moon RSailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-21-03 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien36. A Moon Romance reviewsUsagi & Mamoru revisit a memory from SIlver Millennium, when Endymion visited Serenity on the moon...Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-21-03 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien - Complete
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