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Hello. I am Steve.

Well, you could call me Coal, of course. That was my previous name: Coalstorm of WindClan. Yes, I'm a Warriors fan. Coalstorm is the name of my main OC.

Steve is the name all my friends call me. They say I am like Captain America.

I'm a girl.

I am English.

I have dark brown hair and dark brown eyes.

I suck at sports.

I absolutely hate fighting.

I fangirl over Tony Stark.

:D I see no resemblance, except I'm nice, old-fashioned and my name has both an s and a t in it.

I am bisexual. Give me homophobic comments if you wish, I don't care.

If I sometimes seem moody, I apologise. I am thirteen, I have homework, school and sometimes my friends get pissed at me. My friends are my life.

And one of my best friends also happens to be my crush. If anyone has any advice on how not to laugh too loud, be too concerned, too friendly, too awkward, to blush when she hugs me, then please, say so.

I am a major Avengers fangirl. Especially over Tony, Stony and Science Bros.

Shout Outs!:

Wolfgrowl: Is very amazing and a good friend. I'm writing a collab with her and she has been so nice about my Warriors writer's block.

Paint Splat: A real life, awesome best friend who is the most awesome femslash writer :) I'm writing a collab with her too.

Sailheart: The mod on my forum SnakeClan. She is a great friend and has helped the Clan get through our inactiveness.

Wordsplat: Who I don't actually know and have never talked to, but she/he writes such amazing Stony I can't not give him/her a mention.

kittypainterartist: Another awesome RL best friend.

ro-lal: A nice person and a great writer.

Fanfictions I have or will do eventually:

Avian Camp: A story about an OC of mine, Birdie. She lives at a camp Fang created after the events of Fang. Birdie is a bit evil and needs sorting out, and the flock go to help out. Mylan. 5 chapters are up, and I have writers block on it.

Falling to my Demise: A oneshot about Bluestar. Actually incorrect but I don't care.

Jayfeather Gets an Apprentice:A oneshot for a friend's birthday. Also incorrect and OOC-ish.

Just Together, Then Apart: A story about the flock moving to Forks. Very cliche but apparently good... Has 5 chapters, and I have writers block on it.

While Others Hate: A challenge I'm writing up. It's all in chronological order, taking place mostly in 12 months can change a lot. Hardly ever updated.

A Windy day for ThunderClan: A crack pairing challenge I really quite enjoyed. BerrynoseXBriarlight. Probably OOC... Oneshot only.

Blizzardstream's Hope: The first in a series I'm doing, a cat called Blizzardstream. His whole life and death... Not my best, with large writers block on that.

Darkfeather's dead kit: Pretty rubbish Halloween oneshot of Darkfeather reflecting on her family. Done and really not good. I think I deleted it, I can't remember and can't be bothered to check.

Do stars Hold my Future?: A book of chronological unrelated (mostly) challenges with Coalstorm in them. I'll probably never end this, just keep milking the usefulness, I guess.

Finch and Fire: Human turned Warrior story: Story about basically me dying and waking up a kittypet. What I hope is a nice twist on the cliche, with the different setting and stuff. Writers block, should be updated soon.

Hearts Shall Fail: A kinda crack challenge about a Dark Forest warrior paired with a living cat. Really not that good, it's WillowshineXSnowtuft, and I have no idea where it's gonna go. Badly updated.

Holly's Story: About my Wolfblood OC as she leaves being a wild Wolfblood behind and joins a local pack. Not very good, based on real life, I guess, and hasn't been updated in forever.

It was Just a Game: In an AU future where Hollyleaf was evil and the Dark Forest won, the main character is called Hollykit, and once again, not sure where it's going, I'll start a new chapter soon.

Loving and Hating: A request from ilovelotsofstuff, it's a story about Ivypool having a forbidden love/hate relationship. Not sure exactly where it's going, I'm trying to tie the loose ends of The Last Hope too.

Max's Choice:A finished oneshot about Max's choice over who she loved more, Max or Dylan, written before Nevermore came out. Rubbish.

Poetry for Awesome Characters: A never finished collection of poetry. I think they're quite good.

Adhæsit cum me: This is the collab I am writing with Paint Splat. My part of the next chapter is drafted but I have been too lazy to type it. Avengers High School AU with a twist, Stony and BlackHill.

Black on White: An AU that I only write when I have writer's block on everything else. Basically a teenager AU in which some characters, including Natasha, are vampires. Stony, probably Clintasha. Avengers.

Clouds in Their Eyes: A Warriors fanfic where some of the canon characters and a couple OCs have wings. Bit of writer's block there. Pairings will include BlossomXRed and HollyXBreeze.

Didn't Pick Up: In which Tony confronts Pepper about how she didn't pick up her phone in Avengers. Science Bros, pretty short and rubbish.

Every StarClan Cat Gets One Wish: A Warriors fanfic where Cinderpelt wishes for Firestar to fall in love with her. Eventual CinderXFire. Writer's block.

I Haven't Forgotten You: I put oneshots here about Warriors characters. There are a few written and not typed chapters to post.

I wasn't Invited To The Penthouse: Originally planned as a oneshot. Not really sure where this Avengers fic is going, but it is Science Bros and the next chapter is written but not typed. It is about a drenched Bruce making his way to Tony's balcony. A teenager AU.

Insane, Killed But Never Forgotten: Based on a roleplay on ROBLOX. All OCs in an OC Clan, basically a tale that I know where it is going but it's kinda hard to write.

Is He?: A oneshot about Tony, which ends as Science Bros. Avengers, slightly AU, I guess, but possible.

Looking In The Mirror: A oneshot about Tony. Not really a clear ending, but what the hell...

Quick! Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors with no particular order!

1. Firestar

2. Ivypool

3. Hollyleaf

4. Mothwing

5. Silverstream

6. Stormfur

7. Ferncloud

8. Brightheart

9. Briarlight

10. Flametail

11. Ashfur

12. Cinderpelt

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Firewing... Annoying red warrior. Probably a she-cat. Kind of cat who Coalstorm wouldn't like.

3)Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Ivyleaf. Sure, I'll do that. Maybe Ivypaw's warrior name...

4)Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Silverpool. No way! Sounds like a nice cat.

5)What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Firestream... Romance.

6)What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Poolstar and Hollysilver. I'll Make Her do It

7)Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Starholly (This is so a parody!) The shining poison will banish pain from the Clans.

8)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Wingpool, a white and grey patched she-cat with blue eyes.

9)What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Hollyfire, a very passionate cat.

10)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

No way on earth. Silverstream was meant for Greystripe, Hollyleaf was meant for Fallen Leaves.

11)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Briarlight would choose Stormfur over Mothwing because Stormfur's a tom, and he looks a tiny bit like Jayfeather.

12)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Firestar and Flametail fighting over Ferncloud.

Nope. Unless Flametail was, like, trying to steal Ferncloud and her kits.

13)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Brightheart and Ivypool.

Cloudtail dumps Brightheart.

Ivypool's mate dumps her.

They help each other get their mates back. (You never said they had to love each other like that!)

14)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Ferncloud walks in on Silverstream and Flametail making out.

She'd wonder what happened to the warrior code and mate loyalty, and go tell Dustpelt to hurry up and die so they can be mates once more.

15)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Mothwing rather make out with Brightheart or slap Hollyleaf...

No idea. Probably slap Hollyleaf for killing a cat.

16)Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

There are two. A comedy and a re-writing of The Last Hope. Neither are romance.

17)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Stormfur and Brightheart. Little grey and ginger kits! They'd be very cute.

18)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Mothwing and Ferncloud.

Mothwing: Need any borage?

19)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Hollyleaf and Stormfur fight... Brightheart would side with Hollyleaf, as she is a member of her Clan, wheras Stormfur isn't.

20)Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

I have not read a Stormfur/Ashfur, no. I might write a crack on it, though...

21)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Mothwing? Seriously? Sure, if I was a guy.

22)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Cinderpelt and Brightheart? Erm, Cloudtail would go crazy.

23)Do you recall any fics about 9?

There are lots about Briarlight. Mainly pairing with Jayfeather.

I have a Briar/Berry of my own.

24)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Ivypool and Stormfur. No, don't think so. Both have mates. One has kits, and he's kinda old.

25)5/9 or 5/10?

Silverstream/Briarlight or Silverstream/Flametail.

Neither, Silverstream is for Greystripe and Greystripe only.

26)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Ferncloud walked in on Ivypool and Brightheart.

Ferncloud would scream and tell Ivypool that she-cats and grandmothers are not good for dating.

27)Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Hollyleaf and Flametail...

Fate has not been kind to these cats. They find a way to have a new life... And fall in love.

I might write that.

28)Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

Firestar/Brightheart fluff... Nope! I just checked!

29)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Ferncloud and Cinderpelt

Our Loves are No Longer Avaliable

30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Flametail.

"Why?!"

31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Brightheart.

On Cloudtail being with Daisy a lot, "My Happy Ending"

32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Firestar/Cinderpelt/Stormfur

Warning: Cliche, expected ending.

33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Flametail to Ivypool

Say hi to Tigerheart for me!

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Firestar and Brightheart are in a happy relationship until Silverstream runs off with Briarlight. After Brightheart dumps Firestar for Cinderpelt, Stormfur gets upset and retaliates by dating Cinderpelt. Alone and broken-hearted, Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets Mothwing and Ferncloud. The three loners meet Flametail, who tells each of them to look for love. Mothwing gets Hollyleaf, Ferncloud gets Ashfur, but now Firestar is stuck in an endless love triangle with Stormfur and Ivypool!

35)What would be a good title for this?

If this is love, Love is Crazy.

36)What would the genre(s) be?

Parody/Romance

37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Me and Firestar... Already done. Check out Finch and Fire.

Challenges I am Yet to Start

A love Story: Yeah... A love story about Mudfoot, a light brown tom with darker paws and amber eyes, and Sundapple, a golden dappled she-cat with brown eyes.

Saddest Song Challenge: I'm writing it to I'm Not the One, basically a sad story, 500 words or more. Drama, and not humor.

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Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar on someones face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, when I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

Write down 14 OCs in your fanfic!

1. Coalstorm

2. Darkleaf

3. Blizzardstream

4. Mistear

5. Flowerstripe

6. Sorrelfern

7. Ivypaw

8. Hailstar

9. Lichenstar

10. Acornwing

11. Leapingriver

12. Darkkit

13. Coalkit

14. Blizzardleap

4 and 11 were in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 12. After 11 dumps 4 for 10, 3 gets upset and retaliates by dating 1. Alone and broken-hearted, 4 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 4 meets 2 and 9. The three loners meet 13, who tells each of them to look for love. In the end, 2 meets 5, 9 meets 8, but now 4 is in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 14.

Mistear and Leapingriver were in a happy relationship until Ivypaw runs off with Darkkit. After Leapingriver dumps Mistear for Acornwing, Blizzardstream gets upset and retaliates by dating Coalstorm. Alone and broken-hearted, Mistear travels in search of a friend. Finally, Mistear meets Darkleaf and Lichenstar. The three loners meet Coalkit, who tells each of them to look for love. In the end, Darkleaf meets Flowerstripe, Lichenstar meets Hailstar, but now Mistear is in a never-ending love triangle with Sorrelfern and Blizzardleap.

What summary would you make with a story about 6 and 9?

Sorrelfern is curious about what happened to Flowerstripe when she was kidnapped by ShadowClan. Looking for answers, she finds evidence with a very unlikely source: ShadowClan's leader.

What so you think of the name 1/6?

Coalfern... Doesn't flow.

What about the last names of 3 and 1?

Streamstorm... Too many sts there.

What would you name a fic with 3 and 9?

Blizzardstream and Lichenstar. I don't Support your Choices

How about 7 and 4?

Ivypaw and Mistear. I'm Not Going to Stop Training with Your Grandkit.

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