Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

We are two deranged 22 year old female college students with too much time on our hands, and too little respect for things that should be considered sacred. We are jokers. We are perverts. We are probably insane. But you love us, anyway. You know you do. And if you don't, we'll send Ansem and Sephiroth after you. They're our official bishounen bouncers, and they'll bounce your head against some pavement if you fuck with us. Isn't that right, Ansem? Ansem: Give in to the darkness. Errm... Isn't that right Sephiroth? Sephiroth: yawns Yeah, whatever. resumes standing around looking good Heh, that's bishies for you. >_ ······················· Anyway, you've probably seen us around. 1. Cynical is Sephiroth's Stalker aka Cynical Countess 2. Skittles is Rikku-sama aka Trunks' Trunks If one of those names brings to mind memories of rage at something we said in a review or a story we wrote, then by all means get lost. Nobody likes a grudge holder. So get over it. We did. _ ······················· Story Status: We are currently working on a massive joint fanfic parody called The Bishounen House. We hope you enjoy it! Chapter 1 has just been uploaded. Two previews of later chapters are also posted, one of which you've most likely read if you're at this page. ······················· So, here's a bit of a FAQ for you: - What the fuck is the Bishounen House? The Bishounen House is quite possibly the most offensive fanfic on the net. Or at least, we hope to make it so. Bursting at the seams with yaoi, yuri, and political incorrectness, with some of the most OOC characters ever imagined, we feel that it is well within our grasp to piss off even the most tolerant fan. - Who lives in the Bishounen House? Various hot boys mostly, from different animes, video games, and movies. It's like a melting pot of psychopaths. - When does the Bishounen House take place? In the present day, in an undisclosed city on the East Coat of the United States. - Where do you get the ideas for the Bishonen House? When we get bored, our minds start to wander, leading to some off-the-wall phone conversations, which often spur new ideas for plot twists in the story. We also take some ideas from pop culture. - Why did you write the Bishonen House? Boredom, and a severe desire to piss people off and get repeatedly kicked off of FanFiction.Net.