1. Idiot » reviews
Christine's diary reveals her shallow thoughts and two dimensional feelings. Erik's reveals that he REALLY needs a psychiatrist, Raoul is possibley gay and Carlotta loves herself! Kayverse. Crackfic through and through. Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 10-31-05 2. Malfoy goes Cruising and Other Stories » reviews
An antholgy of tales to warp your mind. Malfoy and rap star Arry Potta go cruising along the yellow brick road, and Snape swears and kills everything in sight. Warning: Rated for some very naughty words, and excessive alliteration. Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 8-31-06 4. A year in the Life of the students of Hogwarts » reviews
The Phantom exits his lair via the most elaborate plot device ever: the TARDIS, & promptly ends up in a teaching position at Hogwarts. Together he & Professor Snape bring levels of insane villainy to a record high. POTPXdoctorwhoxharrypotter xover. Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 12-10-05 5. Exterminate this! the musical » reviews
The Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack are reunited for a rambotastic musical season finale Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-5-06 6. Rose and the Doctor's bogus journey » reviews
The Doctor and Rose mope after eachother and deliberately walk into deadly situations for fun. Featuring Casanova cameos, TARDIS anthropomorphism, and more innuendo than you can shake a curiously sheped stick at. Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 7-2-06 7. Dark Angle » reviews
The crews shenanigans after the series is cancelled. Max becomes very interested in geometry and changes the title, Alec and Logan gaze at her meaningfully and the mystery of Joshua and Cindy's use of third person is answered Dark Angel - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 5-22-06 8. CLUEDO » reviews
Each week the CSI team investigates mysteries and homicides throughout popular culture including a board game, and the case of the missing australian soap characters. Excuse spellings. Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 1-20-06 9. THE PHANTOM OF THE CLICHE » reviews
Here is the standard formula for a summary: A blind amEricancristine falls onto Erik's doorstep and turns his broken life upsidedown. How wll Erik cope? With Angst! I suck at summerries. Movieverse and also Harry Potterverse Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 11-30-05 10. The Phantom of the Gaybar » reviews
It's where he wants to take Christine, because the music is reeeeally good. Now with more random appearances by a tourist from 20th century England and gangster ballet dancers! Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 3-28-05 11. The Diaries of a Tok'ra and more » reviews
Various people reccount the events of various Tok'ra episodes and Sam has a hat fetish. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-23-04 - Published: 11-2-04 12. CHILLI PEPPERS reviews
Martouf and Jolinar bunk off a mission near a small blue planet and receive a Red Hot Chilli Peppers concert transmission. Rated for rudeness, socks yes. Wink, nudge and implecations. This is the most insane thing you will experience in your lifetime Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-04 13. One Day Daniel Woke up Naked » reviews
Daniel wakes up in a field naked in a field. Chained to a goat. Again. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-16-04 - Published: 8-31-04 14. Stargate Big Brother2 » reviews
The series is back, and its rude, crude and features Jack stuck in a house with a bunch of Tok'ra freestyle rap battles, mutiny against BB and Anubis and a cheese are guests! Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 8-22-04 15. COFFEE reviews
Martouf is fed up of people thinking he's cute, and Sam comes on to him using her 4 phase plan which Jack tries to sabotage and not because he fancies Sam. Yes, is is completely insane. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 9-5-04 16. DRUNK reviews
General Hammond flattens Sam in a game of Twister, Daniel and Garshaw make use of the janitors closet. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 8-22-04 17. BOND reviews
Possibley the last in my 'surprise' series. Jack finds out the Tok'ra's secret. WARNING: contains references to Busted, some people may find this offensive. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-04 - Published: 7-15-04 18. CHEESE reviews
The team descover a planet that's inhabitants derive from a particular group of Brits with the best tradition in the known universe. To understand this, it helps to be English, Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-21-04 - Published: 6-21-04 19. DREAM reviews
Sam suffers from insomnia, and the rest of SG1 plus Jacob and Malek have some very...interesting dreams. Features cheese and light sabres Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-29-04 - Published: 5-29-04 20. HARRY reviews
it was a lovely evening at the alpha site the sun was shining, the birds were singing and only half the Tok'ra were dead, the Busted tribute band were packing up their equipment after a long day&the Tok'ra were busy making marmite sandwiches.. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 5-17-04 21. FAN reviews
The next installment in my suprise series.::: There's something about Daniel. Almost as weird as MAN. Features Dirty minded Tok'ra, the busted tribute band, star trek videos and various oddness. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 5-10-04 22. PANTS reviews
The second installment of my 'surprise' series. While 'helping' the Tok'ra move planet, Sam and Daniel find out Jack's big secret. Features Teal'c being Teal'c, heavy things falling on tok'ra, and of course: The Busted tribute band. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-04 - Published: 5-7-04 23. Stargatetrek Big Brother » reviews
Rated for uncouth language. Exactly what it says on the tin Features binge drinking, everyone thinks Daniel and Jack are gay, Zombies, Buffy and insanity Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 3-21-04 24. MAN reviews
Part one of the 'surprise' series. Sam has a secret and Jack finds it out after an obscene amount of deliberation at a tok'ra party. Crackfic. Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 4-17-04 |
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