I'm edwardandbella4eva and 13 years old, I love to read and write. My dreams are mixed, I dream of being a singer/actress, wildlife vet, or a federal agent. (Like that last one'll happen - I have athsma and am horrible at anything phy ed). My life, well, lets just say, when life gives you lemons, ya gotta make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

My real name: Veronica

State: why do you care?!?! here's a hint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0z078OcLbM

Grade: I'm 13, do the math

Favorite Subject: English!

Obsessions: Twilight, Once upon A time, 1D (especially harry), NCIS, switched at birth

I absolutely love twilight. i read it about a year ago months ago,when my parents FINALLY let me read it(after about a week of whining, and 2 years of pleading-i still have the books in my library in my room, and havn't given them back 2 my dad.). My parents say i'm obsessed, my old algebra teacher says "this summer-don't stay up too late reading/watching twilight stuff, I know how easy that is to do", and my little sister just rolls her eyes when I turn on my computer and says "I'm going to call mommy to tell her to ground you from Twilight" my mom's reaction? "i'm not going to ground her from reading, if anything i'm going to ground you for not reading".

GO TWILIGHT!!!! (and new moon, and eclipse, and breaking dawn-and every fan fiction in between!)

If the world was perfect we all would find our Edward, sadly this is not the case.

The #1 question that I am asked is; "Team Edward or Team Jacob?", my reply is: "Why can't I just have both!?!?!"

I am completely team Edward though...

I enjoy different books too including:

Hunger Games Trilogy

Gallagher Girls

Warriors

and anything by Haddix or Levine

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I DO NOT OWN THIS OATH - I FOUND IT ON SWEETTWEETY'S BIO I LOVED IT SO I HAD TO COPY IT!!!!!(BUT "I GAVE CREDIT TO THE ONE WHO SAID IT!" - HUH! WHO KNEW THAT YOU ACTUALLY USE COMMUNICATIONS IN REAL LIFE HUH!)

TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

Thank you to Karencullen2007 who is my wonderful beta for Alice Goes Shopping! You are amazing!!

If the fanfic Two Can Tango makes you want to sign up for Edward's tango class, copy and paste this into your profile. :)

If you love Twilight so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.

If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading the Twilight series without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.

Thank you to anyone who has read any of my stories - even a paragraph - it means a ton to me.

I am currently in working on 6 fanfics for Twilight - Alice Goes Shopping which is about a shopping trip that Alice, Rosalie, and Bella go on together taken place after Breaking Dawn(complete),World's Collide a TwilightxHarry Potter story colab. with annabeth137, He Doesn't know a twilight/wizards of waverly place xover, special agent isabella gibbs a ncis/twilight xover, taking chances, a completed one shot based on celeine dion's song, and Dartmouth Cullens about Bella and Edward going to Dartmouth post breaking dawn.

I have one completed fanfic for Warriors - An Almost Warriors Story, which is a story based on the warriors series - using the same concept except different characters, clan names are the same, one - shot.

I am posting a hellsing story on here for my friend.

Thanks to all who have Fav. Author, Fav. Story, Author Alert, Story Alerted, and commented on any of my stories.

Thanks to my fans, to my friends, and a big fawning thanks to Stephenie Meyer, for creating such an amazing series that has millions of readers in zombie like trances around her books and anyone who may read a fanfic based on her series.

I recently finished The short second life of bree tanner, another job well done Sm!!!!!!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have read The Twilight Saga over ten times, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fell up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

This Kiss - Faith Hill

Okay, ummm is my life a love story? Alright...(rolls eyes and walks away)

Waking Up

Mo Ghaile Mir (is that how you spell it) - Celtic Woman

This songs makes sense, if you've never heard it go listen to it on Youtube!

First Day At School

Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney

When I was in...1st grade, this was my fav. song and I had the music video behing the scenes info for my videonow (does anyone remember those)again I ask - is my life a love story? 'cuz I've never dated or anything before...

Making Your New Best Friend

Starlight - Taylor Swift

Hmm... yeah, I can't really fit this in

Falling In Love

Hot For Teacher - Glee version

ummmmm, okay - apperantly I fell in love with my teacher *awkward!*

Breaking Up

Ordinary Girl - Hannah Montana

I must be like really popular or weird but alright
Prom

He Won't Go - Adele

I went to prom alone...sad ,(

Graduation

Flightless Bird, American Mouth - Iron and wine

this is from one of the Twilight soundtracks and this might make sense depending on how you look at it
Life's Okay

Save You Tonight - One Direction

hmmmm...I think this song might actually go with the topic...NOT!

Death Of A Close Friend

The War Is Over - Kelly Clarkson

This song kind of fits, it's about a breakup...but some of the lyrics might fit...actually as I listen to it...not really
Mental Breakdown

What Time Is It? - High School Musical 2

apparently time for me to buy a watch and that's why I'm having a mental breakdown
Driving

Kiss & Tell - Selena Gomez and The Scene

no comment

Flashback

Einstein - Kelly Clarkson

another love story related song

Getting Back Together

Here For The Party - Gretchen Wilson

Sorry, I don't have anything to say
Birth Of A Child

Breaking Your Own Heart - Kelly Clarkson

My kid must've died...sad ,(
Wedding Scene

love story - taylor swift

this one...okay this one makes perfect sense

Car Accident

Little Things - One Direction

As my love story continues, my lover telling me all that he loves about me as I slowly die...
Final Battle

Someone Like You - Adele

I have nothing

Death Scene

Old Blue Jeans - Hannah Montana

now this one makes sense - if you live in another demension.

Funeral Song

It Matters To Me - Faith Hill

still nothing

End Credits

Middle Of Nowhere - Selena Gomez

nice...so I go through all this just to get nowhere...wow
Deleted Scenes

Just Dance - Lady Gaga

So my deleted scenes are of me dancing? I understand why they were deleted now

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Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (heheehe)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face copy this onto you're profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

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If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn memorized, copy this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.

I read all four twilight books in the hours of 10 AM to 5 AM without stopping!

If you read new moon and you Want to punch Jacob black.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

ForEverTopaz1901, MrsSarahCullen858,teamedward240,edwardandbella4eva

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent laughing your head off

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

31. I need to find Isle Esme.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

you have been Pinned
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
profile if you've caught it!

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

1. Twilight: Giving hope to clumsy girls

2. Edward, Emmett, Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale: Raising the standards for future boyfriends

3. Some people want to be a superstar; all I want to be is a vampire.

4. Thanks Stephenie Meyer! Now everytime I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.

5. So there's this rainy little town called Forks (and I think I kinda wanna live there)

6. Whoever says that they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly never read Twilight.

7. Edward, will you please take me to the prom? I know you're a fictional character and all but...PLEASE!!

8. Edward Cullen: I love a man who plays the piano and sparkles

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Fastest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Smartest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. ;)

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you automatically twist something completely innocent into something perverted. Crazy is when you start out painting your bedroom with your best friend and end up COVERD in pink paint and a ruined bedroom door, rolling on the floor laughing. Crazy is if you can sit through an eight hour car ride doing nothing but remembering and thinking about twilight fan fictions. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT

AND NEITHER DO YOU!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

0RiGiNAL TWILIGHT FAN

E - Elegant
D - Dazzling
W - Well Behaved (most of the time)
A - Angel
R - Reads Minds
D - Desirable

C - Crooked Smile
U - Ultra Cute
L - Loves Bella More Than Anything
L - Lives For Bella
E - Extremely Beautiful
N - Never Backs Down

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100 a Bella/Edward
100 Team Edward
because only a Vampire can love forever.

E Copy and paste this
D If you absolutely
W Love
A Edward and Bella
R And also love
D The movie

Edward Cullen Quotes (all to Bella unless noted)

Twilight

You don't care if I'm a monster? If I'm not human?

Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?

It's too easy to be myself with you.

Never forget I am more dangerous to you than I am to anyone else.

You are the most important thing to me now.The most important thing to me ever.

But you see,just because we've been . . .dealt a certain hand. . .it doesn't mean that we can't choose to rise above-to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted.

Twilight,again . . . Another ending.No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

New Moon

I've never had much patience with Romeo. . . Mistake after mistake.Could he have destroyed his own happieness any more thoroughly?

You're impossible.How can I put this so that you'll believe me?You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you.I have always loved you, and I will always love you.I was thinkingof you, seeing you're face in my mind,every second I was away. When I told you I didn't want you,it was the blackest kind of blasphemy.

Before you,Bella,my life was like a moonless night.Very dark,but there were stars-points of light and reason. . . . . And then you shot across my sky like a meator.Suddenly everything was on fire;there was brilliancy,there was beauty.

Eclipse

I'm discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I dsidn't think possible before.

You.That's what I'm keeping. You'll always be my Bella, you'll be just a bit more durable.

I lived through an entire twenty-four hours thinking that you were dead,Bella.That changed the way I look at a lot of things.

(To Jacob,not Bella)You know,Jacob,if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the the reason for my existence,I might actually like you.

I just beheaded and dismembered a setient creature not twenty yards from you.That doesn't bother you?

Breaking Dawn

I suppose you don't realize how utterly,heartbreakingly beautiful you are tonight.

(To Jacob,not Bella)Even you,Jacob Black,cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.

(This one,too)You know her,Jacob. You connect to her on a level that I don't even understandstand. You are a part of her, and she is part of you.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Twilight Jokes

- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them

- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...

- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!

-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.

-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!

-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)

-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

I have a story I uploaded on my friends behaf based on Hellsing.

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that you deserve a cookie because your actually reading my endless profile copy and paste this on yours. (And you're correct, if you're actually reading this you deserve a life's supply of cookies)

Tony: Well, you think I could pass for a Marine?
Gibbs: I don't know, let's shave your head and find out.

oOo

Tony: What's your chute number?
Marine: 4.
Tony: 4 is unlucky in China.
Gibbs: We're not in China.

oOo
(Personal favorite!)
Marine: Why you jumping?
Tony: I've always wanted to jump. Gibbs came to laugh.

oOo

Gibbs: you know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs.
Abby: Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs.

oOo

Abby: Stop interrogating me, McGee.
McGee: You're acting weird!
Abby: I am weird!

oOo
(A personal fav!)
McGee: Why'd the dead guy cross the road? To get home.
Tony: Yeah. You were funnier when you were fatter.

oOo

Kate: So they pretty much hate us.
Tony: Noooooo... pretty much.

oOo

McGee: (Opens eyes to find Tony and Ziva standing in front of his desk) I'm awake.
Ziva: We didn't say anything, McGee.
McGee: But you did something, didn't you? What'd you do?! Did you try to put my hand in this water?
Tony: That's a little juvenile.
McGee: You drew on my face, didn't you?! You drew on my face! (Looks at face.)
Tony: No. I suggested stripping you naked, putting a tag on your toe, and dragging you down to autopsy so when you woke you you thought you were dead, but Ziva thought it was in poor taste.
McGee: Well, thank you, Ziva.

oOo

Abby: (Sits at Gibbs's desk at night while no one is there) (Imitating Gibbs) I heard that, DiNozzo. Another wise- ass comment like that and I'll smack you so hard, your grandchildren will feel it. (Looks at McGee's desk.) Think its funny McGee? Wipe that smile off your face. (Looks at Ziva's desk.) That goes for you too, David. (Picks up the phone.) Special Agent Gibbs. (Normally, slowly takes off Gibbs's glasses.) You'e standing behind me aren't you?
Gibbs: Yep.

oOo

Gibbs: Abbs, music?
Abby: I know. I can barely stand it. I can't focus, its affecting my cognitive function, I'm getting agitated. Its not for me, its for them. (Indicates to maggots in jar.) I'm playing classical music for babies. Its supposed to increase their spatiotemporal reasoning and increase intelligence. (Sighs.) If I keep listening to this, I'm gonna turn into a pshyco killer.

oOo
(Another fav!)

(Tony and Ziva yelling into their phone desks.)
Tony: I already rebooted the system, Frank! Twice!
Ziva: Four hours! Four hours! That's how long I waited for your cable repairmen! Four hours!
Tony: You already said that! No! I will not reboot again! I will never reboot again!
Ziva: Reschedule? So you can waste another Saturday?!
Tony: Just tell me you have no idea how to fix the problem, then we can both get on with our lives!
(Tony and Ziva both slam down their phones in disgust.)
Ziva: Someone will die today.

DUDES! BIG NEWS! GOT A WEBSITE!! OH YEAH!

Twilight Freak -

http://twilgihtfreak.webnode.com/

and guys, I know that the website's name was misspelled, I'm sorry, I messed up, I take credit, oh well, GET OVER IT!

So, some popular girl came up to me and started crying because she lost her favorite lip gloss, I just said "oh cry me a river" and walked away.

i am sosososososososososososo excited 4 Breaking Dawn Part 2, my mom is AMAZING and got me tickets 2 to the midnight showing

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a fanfic email if you wish to contact me directly -

edwardandbella4evafanfiction@gmail.com

Funny warning labels (I love these!)

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)

Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I should'n have eaten them. *cough*)

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)

Home Depot Treated Lumber Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)

Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)

Camera This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)

Soy Milk Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)

Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)

Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny to help him gain world domination.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that idea has been pronounced idear?)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered! I love you starbucks!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

Hogwarts Rules

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyways.

Random quiz thing I felt like doing:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"An 'x' tile represents the variable x. The '1' tile represents a positive 1. The '-1' tile represents the negative 1." The nearest book was my Algebra textbook, with a stupid algebra lab telling you how to use algebra blocks - as if it's a hard concept.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

An opened envelope 'cuz my dad's a pack rat

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Voice

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:30 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:35 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my mom's fan, the kitchen overhead fan, my mom sharpning a knife, and something sizzling in a pan, oh now mom put the knife down and picked up the cat and started lecturing to it that it isn't going to get any chicken. Oh, and the movie Eclipse.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

4:12 because my sister is annoying. She supposed to call mom when she gets home from school (at 4) and she still wasn't home. So I had to go find her. She was playing with her friend.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Annabeth137's profile. She is my friend from school. Good ol' Vi, anyway you can thank her for my profile becoming so much larger.

9. What are you wearing?

clothes

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup. I dreamt of Jasper attacking me then Edward saved me. Then, Jacob walked over (shirtless) and I ran into his arms, 'cuz nessie is way too young for him.

11. When did you last laugh?

eclipse - "oh my god... dad, i'm a virgin" *walks away* "glad we covored this"... "me too!"

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A lot of stuff including a painting of a pack of wolves :D

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Well, I've seen myself, does that count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

completely random and pointless

15. What is the last film you saw?

In a theater: The odd life of timothy green

At home: eclipse (im watching it right now)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

all of the twilight paraphinalia (and there goes my horrible spelling skills)

17. Tell me something that I don't know:

Ketchup was oricionally sold as medecine

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

create a new holiday - "twilight day"

19. Do you like to dance?

Sort of. Not really. Yeah.

20. George Bush:

looks like chimpanzee.

http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/15/george-bush/

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Juliana Bella ...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Colden James ...

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

definately, technicaly already have(considered it -missed turn in date)

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Hey, glad to see you. Would you like to meet my mother?" (i love mother mary!) (church nerd- i played her in the stations of the cross :D)

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Briizzle. Yeah, not great. Does that i thing even happen?

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Bunny. I'm NOT ice cream!

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Veronica Redwood

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Brobriseg ooo-kaaaaaaaay then, I'll be leaving

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Icee - I got nothing

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): roveaan ummm, okay then?

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Mavourneen. hehehe. my dad can't say it more than less spell it. I can do both!

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Holly actually holly is black and white (my mom's kitty)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Mango dream - coooooooool!

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory ) pink pegleg

11. YOUR STARBUCKS NAME (a name different from your real one you use at starbucks) Harmony Meyhem

12. YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Clarinet Peacock

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Peeps who's stories should be read...

Annabeth137 http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4100645/Annabeth137

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Twilight 10 Commandments

I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.

Remember to keep release dates calendered.

Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.

You shall not kill humans.

You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.

You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. (Unless he can't read your mind, and you are special, like Bella!)

You shall not covet Edward.

You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.

The 6 Truths of Life

1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue

2.You just tried to do the above

3.The first one is a lie

4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot

5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it

6.You're smiling like an idiot right now

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pictures from fanfics:

Special Agent Isabella Gibbs:

apartment layout: http://edwardandbella4eva13.tumblr.com/image/42553471752

apartment (outside): https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpW9o78CqJhUQmCC4V88IiC5eeqCFEAq32Jwock1AUC7rf0bzioA