|The Lollipop Assassin|
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Author has written 8 stories for Fairy Tail, Caster Chronicles, Chronicles of Narnia, Soul Eater, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
ALL ABOUT ME:
Hair color: Black
Eyesight: 20/15 (even though amlost everyone(and I mean EVERYONE) in my family needs glasses(even the young ones))
Shodokan level: 2nd degree purpple belt
Gender: dose it really matter?
Name: Ha! Like I would tell millions and billions of strangers what MY name is! THATSS RIDICULOUS!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Mental status: Verry smart- above average math skills.
Sanity level- ... - _ -... No comment
Devil May Cry
The Caster Chronicles
If you do a slash it has to be Kid/Crona, Gray/Natsu, Nico/Leo, the rest dont matter.
Favorite fantasy- Probaubly the one where me and my friends just so happen to be on jury duty at the same time for a trial that has to do with our common enimie as a defendant.
Strangers say I'm quite.
Friends say I'm outgoing.
My Best Friends know that I'm just completely insane.
“You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!”
“Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?”
“Violence is always the answer, and if it’s not solving all of your problems, you simpy aren’t using enough of it.”
“Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!”
“Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.”
“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?”
“Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”
“We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.”
“I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?”
“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. That depends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!”
“Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.”
“Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.”
“There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.”
“Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.”
“I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
"The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming."
"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."
“Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
“Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!"
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.”
"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."
“It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.”
“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.”
“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”
“Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?”
“All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.”
“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”
“When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.”
“Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
Most girls like pink
Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up
Most girls yell at rain
Most girls love guys who don't love them
Most girls be what other people want them to be
Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved
Most girls will cry and or cowor if you hit them
Most girls are selfish
Most girls are fake But. . .
Other girls like red
Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday
Other girls play in the rain
Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them
Other girls be themselves
Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved
Other girls will " WHOP YOUR BUT!!!!!" if you lay a single finger on them
Other girls care for others before themselves
Other girls are real
Most girls think this is stupid and hate it, Other girls will love this and post it immediately
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO " HMMMM..." ( a TLA original)
Why do anti-depressents have the side affect of suicidal thoughts or actions almost 99.9% of the time?
Why do sick people have to go to the back of the store to get medician but healthy people can get cigaretes at the front?
HOW YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED(( a TLA original) copy and paste what refers to you. They alll aply to me):
Fanfiction.net- When you cant sleep you stay up until 4:30 in the morning reading fanfictions and biting you had so you dont laugh.
Soul Eater- You accualy do a 'Maka Chop'.
Death Note- You have downloaded two backrounds, and 2 apps to your phone.
- You recpept evevery funny quote you hear on the show at least 100 times after you hear it and you bust out laughing every time
-You watch 6 episodes in a row without realizing it.
Fairy Tail- You decide that you are going to take a Henna Tattoo kit and tattoo the Fairy Tail symbol on your arm.]
Hettalia- You call people the names of charecters. For instance my friend is a Japan. What are you?
WHICH CAME FIRST; THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? ( TLA Orig.
The embiologist. (Haha get it?)
SECRET MESSAGE (TRY TO READ IT)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch sutdy at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht
slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that, copy it onto your profilel
Sayings and how I think they should go( a TLA original):
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade- When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, When life gives you water you make lemonade, When life gives you sugar you make lemonade, now if you don't have any of these things GO TO THE STUPID STORE AND BUY SOME BECAUSE I WANT A GLASS FRIKIN LEMONADE!!!!
Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you- Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will leave deep emotional scars that only 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991% of the adult population will ever manage to heal.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, as long as you perfect your aim because if you hit him right here on the head it will give him a concusion.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do all four...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Naturesshadows, THE LOLLIPOP ASSASSIN
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl who proves why certian things are scientificly proven not to be real but that magic has never accualy been proven not too be real.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,GhostAuthor, Raven-Croven, Rogue Soul Alchemist, THE LOLLIPOP ASSASSIN
If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!!
When life gives you Lemons ( Naturesshadows Origianal)
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.
When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
When Fanfiction.com gives you lemons, you go ...WOW... - _ -
What gets on my nerves ( TLA Orig.)
When I click on really spicy, intense lemons by accident.
When an author doesnt mention that somethin is a lemon.
When an aouthor makes something the wrong Genre/ Rating.
When the power goes out.
Bees and other things with stingers.
People that assume stereotypes are true.
People that live up to bad stereotypes.
People that make double standards.
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