Okay this guy I know walks up to me and he says...he says,"You're a writer?" And i'm all like "Well yeah. I like to think I am." And he's all "What a sucky thing to do." So I punched him. Just some food for thought...
Name: Just call me Linny. No really. That's my name.
Age: Countdown to my 21st!!!
Location: Well, I count Austin,TX as home but i'm currently residing in Oklahoma. Why? I have no friggin clue
Appearance: I'm a chick...use your imagination.
Fav. Anime (s) : Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha , Wolf's Rain, Witch Hunter Robin, Hellsing, FLCL, Trigun (and I WILL be writing a fanfic for it as soon as inspiration comes), Samurai Champloo
Fav anime characters :
The entire cast of the Bebop including Gren
Haruko (Why? I think if I was ever put into cartoon form...yea...bingo...you get it. Plus, my hairstyle used to be alot like her's until it grew out and looked like a mullet.)
Rin (who doesn't love that kid?)
Hige (seriously. I just wanna pinch his cheeks)
Milly! I'm optimistic but I have to give Ms. Thompson major KUDOS for her perkiness. That, and she SO scored with Wolfwood...that counts as bonus points in my book.
Shigure (drools so sorry about that)
Miroku ( i have a thing for young perverts - can ya tell?)
Aoshi...lazy giggle (oh, whoa. i'm turning into a young pervert myself. but pure hotness there...pure)
Jin and Mugen (seriously folks, they're like pb and j...they just have to go together)
Random Ramblings:
On the radio 'I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...' Yeah me too, there's just too many bad singers out there ...My friend while driving...
What's up essay (i don't know how to spell it in spanish) You calling me a term paper or something- Pablo Fransisco
"I'm not your friend!
Good! Cause we're family! We're not meant to be friends" Me fighting with my nephew
"You have to admit that the couch at home is more comfy than the chairs at work." -some website
Die "Ah!" DIET AHHHH-the simpsons
"Mean people produce little mean people." - some bumper sticker
"Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in." "Yeah, I have the same trouble with HOOTERS." - My dad's philosophy on the Godfather.
"I have the right to remain silent, just not the ability to do so." - Blue Collar Comedy Tour (gotta love my rednecks)
"She's gonna cry, then i'm gonna cry and then we're ALL gonna cry." - Breckin Meyer in The Craft
"I'm like the sock rock stars put in their pants. I give you confidence." - My theory on myself at my friend's wedding
"He's the Teddy Bomber! Not me! Aww nuts..." Spike and Andy from Cowboy Bebop
Mom:What do you want for dinner?
Me: What do you wanna fix for dinner?
Mom: What do you want me to fix?
Me: What are you willing to fix- me and my mom's nightly ritual
"I know why they call it pound cake now...you gain a pound with every bite..." - my sister
"Welcome to Satan's Chamber Pot, the only place in the midwest that lets the devil sh-
Linny!
sigh Welcome to Oklahoma..." Me and my friend talking to an old rv-ing couple.
"I am SO about to go lesbo on this town!" - me when I was really pissed at the male species.
"You know...I saw 'Passion of the Christ' and it DID leave me speechless. The only thing I could say was 'Jesus is hot!'" nervous laughter Yeah, that's right! I'm on a nirvana that NOBODY can reach at this point!
Friend talking to other friends:" ...And I ordered a 'Sex on the Beach'. Have you ever had one of those?"
My reply: "Yeah, three times. And once in the water too."
Stares
Me: "Oh for the love of Peter, I was just kidding!"
"Stupidity. Another side effect of hunger - therefore i'm always hungry." - my lil buddy Carissa
My sayings: 'I'm baking faster than a Hawaiian pig on a rotating stick.' , 'I'm sweating more than a lobster being looked at by a fat man.' , 'I'm more hyper than a pixie on speed playing leap frog!'
Things you should be forewarned about: I have a flirting problem. I mean it, I can sense testosterone like a hundred miles away.I also had a minor anger problem. What? I'm a Scorpio. We're highly passionate people! I'm pretty perverted. Quite possibly the most hormonal virgin.I put Miroku to shame.
The men that light my life - George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Ty Pennington (you know, the Trading Spaces carpenter), Sonny Corinthos, cute guy who always drives down my street, Frank Sinatra (not hormone wise, i just love his music.) Stevie Ray Vaughan ( same way as Sinatra), Criss Angel (whose show 'mindfreak' is perhaps my latest obsession), Taboo from The Black Eyed Peas...his hotness has to be unholy, recent Jared Leto.mmmmm...Jason from General Hospital...
My music: Hey, i love good tunes : Frank Sinatra, Dixie Chicks. Justin Timberlake (if you have a problem with that then send it to my complaint box) Deadsy, David Bowie, Jimi Hendix, SRV, No Doubt, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Johhny Cash, Rosemary Clooney, Nirvana, Incubus,Foo Fighters, Gym Class Heros, and an even longer list of classical muscians such as Mozart, Tchai...Tchak...the guy who did nutcracker! and the likes. Respect em for they and those before them influenced the music of today.
Fav color: Purple. and orange...yeah definetly definetly orange
Shoutout: To C.J.! My albino ferret! Adorable lil mofo he is. plus he likes my favorite food! and sleeps until noon! we were made for each other! And R.I.P - Mojo...a little kitten that happened to be a runt. She fought like hell to live but it just wasn't meant to be.
Life story: Just kidding. but if there's anything else you happen to be curious about go ahead - drop me a line: linny_kay05@yahoo.comor if it's truly a must to talk to me...like, if johnny depp died or something i'm usually on AIM : thegr8Linzer
Updates on my inactivity: No, I haven't forgotten my stories on here, and no, I haven't quit writing. Here's the thing - I had two completed chapters for 'Constellation of Blood' and 'All in the Name...'. I even had a completed one shot for Fruits Basket and a couple of brand new stories that I had put alot and I mean ALOT of thought into. And then I get a brand new computer...and allllllll my stories are on my old one. SO, i can either redo all of the painstaking (but brilliant!) stories or wait until a favor is called in to a friend of mine and see if he can transfer all the files to this computer. But he takes forever...so yeah. The vote rests with ya'll.
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