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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
Best Bands Ever:
Lakeside Sunday ( My dads band)
Gender: Quite obvious if you ask me..
Favorite Books: Harry Potter and Twilight
Name: None of your business
Adress: Definitely not! But I live in the U.S. obviously! :D
COOL= Constipated, Out of Date, Overweight, Loser
If you think that the kids should just give the rabbit the stupid Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people today pretend that they're someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this on your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a stationary pole, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this on your profile.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun when somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.
Summer isn't an escape from school for lots of people. Some people are never invited over, they have work (a job or homework) or there plain bored. I'm all three. I have trips planned, but summer is usually a never-ending pit of free time and boredom. Stuck in the house with nothing to do. Copy this on your profile if you agree!
Please check out my community Young and Abused Harry! That's to the help of my staff member (Littleforest), there are 20 stories. Please subscribe!
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Favorite Character: Ginny
Favorite pair: Harry/Ginny
Pairs I hate:
Michael/Ginny (Except Dean and Michael in the beginning of another story I'm making...)
And I hate Weasley Bashing or slash
A/N: I'm only going to write one more chapter for All Alone!
You know you're a book-aholic when...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favourite character can do to escape the class.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
Bad Pick-up Lines & Good Come-backs
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.
Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.
When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.
When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.
I’m that girl.
The girl who would freak out about meeting a famous author while everybody else freaked out about the newest celebrity
The girl who people look through when I say something.
The girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or sports.
The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud for who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who's obsessed with Greek Mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and understands the importance of little things. (LOL true! I like Greek Mythology but I'm not obsessed.)
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: will copy and paste this
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
I just want to say a big welcome to the new member, Addicted2squirrels! She's my sister and she will be writing a story on the book 'Fever'! I will be beta reading for her. I will update when she posts the first chap! I would recommend checking it out! ;) Have a nice week/weekend!
YOUR REAL NAME:
YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 lettersizzle):
Madizzle (... FAIL)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue Tiger (Hmmm...Detroit Tigers?!)
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Synnove Merrick (NO WAY! Don't you dare make fun of my middle name, it's Norwegian!)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name)
Harma (Never using that name. Never. Period. End of discussion. Bleh!)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Orange Coke (NO!!)
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Arsa me (WHAT. That sounds VERY WRONG. *note i made a space 'cuz idk my dad's middle name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Hobbes (No, just no.)
Black Renwick (Nah...)
Black Piper (What...?)
I saw this VERY funny video on Funniest Stuff on the Net! I MUST SHARE!
Title: Voice Mail Accident Hilarious.
Note: This involves four old ladies and a guy. After a car crash. LOL :D
Caller: Hey Mark, 'scuse me; I'm on my way to 3768. Kinda got hung up - it's rainin' out here - I'm on my way into Dallas. Jerry's probably gonna be callin' you to find out, uh, where I'm at if he can't get a hold of me I'm sure so, uh, thought...Whoa! Whoa! Man, I just had a wreck right in front of me. This guy ran a red light and hit, uh,...hit four old ladies in a...in an Impala. Just kind of clipped 'em; it turned 'em around right in front of me. Man, that was close. Oh now this guy's gettin' out of his car. He's got a white shirt with a tie on and a cigarette hangin' out of his mouth. He's throwin' his hands in the air like he like ... like it was their fault. Uh, hold on, hold on... He's goin' over to their window... She's rollin' down the window... Oh man! I think she sprayed him with pe.. pepper spray, man! He's on his ha... he's on his face ... and he's on his knee's. She's gettin' out... She's beatin' him with an umbrella... ha ha ha! The other woman is gettin' out too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This one woman with a little black purse, she's tomahawkin' him, man! She looks... She looks like a Sunbelt 20... 20 horsepower jack hammer - BADAM, BADAM, BADAM! We got another woman that's, that's... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! She's hittin' him with ...like she's got a cattle prod, man! She's got a ... she's got an umbrella, she's stickin' it in his side! Oh! There's another one, it's a little woman - looks like Mother Goose...HAHAHA!! She's got...Ahh, she beaned him! She beaned him; She's got this huge big bag! It's huge, it's about the size of her; she's about four foot nothin'. She hit him over the head; everything went all over the place, her bible fell. GOD, SHE JUST HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE BIBLE!!! AH-HAHAHAHAaaaHAHA!!! She picked this bible up and lifted it way over her head...It wa...It was a hard-backed NVI version. AH-HAH-HAH-HAH...Aahh, they're still beatin' the crap out of this guy! Ahh! She picked this bible up...and raised it above her head and just beaned the guy. This guy's not gettin' up. Aah, they're still, oh god they're still hittin' him. The one with the black little purse is still -- all beatin' him. HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, he's up on the ca...AH-HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The, the little old woman just beaned him again with that big bag. he, he, He's runnin' to his car! He's outta here! HAHAHAHAHA!! Aaaoh! Um, the little bitty Mother Goose woman...She's...She's...talkin' to him as he's drivin' off! Ah-HAHAHAaaaa-AHAHAHA!! AHH, I wish you woulda been here, man! Oh! Oh, this is too good! HAHAHAHA! Oh! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I...I gotta...I gotta go. HAHA!
LOL! I copied this whole thing from the vid. Their wasn't a video it was just lyrics with sound. YOU MUST CHECK THIS OUT! HA-HA! Spread the laughter by copying and pasting! :D
If you love animals, copy and paste this on your profile
Put this on your page
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, Georgisakura, wolfy1324, Tapix, GardevoirLove4ever, Cherrytail, Addicted2snickers
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you love animals copy and paste this into your profile
If you respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.
Friends VS. Best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high-school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
You know that you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
IFWeird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (hehehe... never done that... yes you have!... okay.. maybe i lied...)
If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.
If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), FEIGN(sad story u don't want to know), JustPuttingThatOutThere (Hey, its easy not to know when there there and trip over...)Addicted2snickers(Even though I'm coordinated...I still do it XD),
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.
If you have ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, JustPuttingThatOutThere, Addicted2snickers
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been asked this question and got it wrong copy and paste this on your profile. Now what is RED?
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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