InsaneProcrastinator007
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since: 06-10-12, id: 4050130, Profile Updated: 01-15-13
country: Australia
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Jane by Design, How to Train Your Dragon, Austin & Ally, Tangled, Ironman, Sherlock Holmes, and New Girl.

Hey everyone,
As you can pretty much tell:
1) I am insane
2) I am a procrastinator
3) I like James Bond (Well I mostly like the 007 part. It sounds cool)

Anyways..
How am I insane you might ask?
Mmmmm...where do I begin
I talk to myself...a lot. I even have arguments in my head and make corresponding facial expressions (...or so I've been told)
Also I am very perverted. My favourite kind of humour are dirty jokes, lame puns or just slapstick humour - people getting punched in the face is hilarious.
I am a gigantic child. I love disney movies. All of them. I can sing nearly every song there is...probably due to the fact I have a very long disney playlist on my ipod.

My Writing Style:
...write a couple lines from something:
if I like it --> I go nuts writing it
if I don't like it --> delete and repeat the process till I write something I like
ANNND I mainly do one-shots, I get easily side-tracked and scatter-brained when trying to write an actual story :)
Quotes from movies or books give me a lot of inspiration...or if I sit down and watch a movie my mind starts buzzing with ideas.

Pictures Of My Stories:
PS: None of these picture are mine...i just found them on the web :D

My Fanfiction Log:
If you are reading this...you must be really bored.
I will post random things here, because just like you - I am really bored.

16/01/2013 - I have no inspiration to write anything, yep, I said it. No inspiration. I think I need to be procrastinating to start writing - because that's the reason I have written my previous stories. If anyone has any ideas...tell me! Because you could be the reason I start writing! :P

IRON MAN

The Legend Of Tony Stark
Inspiration by WolfenM

Defining Moments (Overall)
Inspiration

Defining Moments: Vacation's Over
Cool Picture

Defining Moments: Anyone But You
Cool Picture by lilis-gallery
Tony

Defining Moments: Social Security Number
Dance
Dance 2

Defining Moments: Wildly Conflicted
Cool Picture

Defining Moments: I Did Okay
Awesome GIF

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

Blame
Visual by goldenflames66

Seeing Myself
Visual by Serena-Kenobi

Karmic Irony
Visual by Nimfalas

PM me whenever...I get bored easily ;D
And if you like my stories, don't forgot to REVIEW them! :D

xoxo
I.P007


1. That Kiss reviews
He may have initiated it...but Jess wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him closer. His arms roamed all over Jess's back. The kiss was clumsy, graceless and uncoordinated. Yet it was the best kiss he could remember.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-13 - Nick M. & Jess D. - Complete
2. It's Rude To Stare Miss Evans » reviews
Five separate one-shots in which James catches Lily staring at him. Then mischief sparkled within them. "It's rude to stare Miss. Evans," James's cheeky voice slashed the silence. His face was closer than it had been a minute ago. Her eyes widened when she realised she unconsciously leant forward while looking into his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 10-3-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
3. Defining Moments » reviews
One-shots. 3rd Person. Differents scenes from the Ironman movie. The struggles in choices that both Pepper and Tony go through. 'She shut down, she couldn't function. Just then Pepper realised so much she needed Tony, she felt a slight outrage at how quickly he had wormed his way into her life and how rapidly he drilled himself into her heart and stuck in there stubbornly' REVIEW!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-28-12 - Published: 7-10-12 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
4. Airports & Hoodies reviews
"So...I found your hoodie," Ally awkwardly joked, her hand running through her hair, mussing it further. Ally climbed off the bed and stood up. The bottom of Austin's hoodie only reached halfway of Ally's thigh. Austin's eyes trailed down Ally's body and landed on her legs. His fascination with Ally's legs could not be helped. The hoodie practically engulfed her small body REVIEW!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-19-12 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete
5. The Legend Of Tony Stark reviews
One-shot! Year 2120: Being the complete genius that I am, I discovered a new element. But apparently I wasn't allowed to name it 'Starkium' which was totally unfair. Einstein has an element named after him..." Stark muttered slightly miffed. He pouted adorable with his arms crossed against his chest. "Good thing they didn't," Pepper mumbled quietly. REVIEW!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-12 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
6. Dreams & Jealousy reviews
"Jeez Austin! What's wrong with you! Ally is your friend!" Austin paced around on the sand muttering to himself. Many people passing by gave him strange glances but he didn't seem to notice. He was too riled up by the fact he was checking Ally out. "She's just wearing a bikini. It's the bikini's fault. If she wasn't wearing that- GOD! Why am I thinking about her naked! Bad Austin!"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-6-12 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete
7. Unsuspecting Package reviews
O/S told from the 3rdPOV of Watson. That fact that she was thief should of put a restrictive ban on Holmes's rising interest in her but it only increased both his curiosity and inquisitiveness about Irene Adler. Watson guessed Holmes was slightly masochist, after all the times Irene Adler had double crossed Holmes, he still had odd fascination with her. After all she is Irene Adler
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-12 - S. Holmes & Irene A. - Complete
8. Contrasting Perspectives reviews
Oneshot. "This is my best friend, Scorpius Malfoy." Albus said motioning towards the stranger standing beside him. He had striking grey eyes that looked like swirling thunderstorms. Turning towards Scorpius, he gestured towards Lily, "And Scorp, this is my little sister. "Really, I wouldn't have guessed it from the way you yelled 'Hey Lily'" Scorpius commented dryly. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-14-12 - Lily Luna P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
9. Karmic Irony reviews
Drabblic One-shot. "Thank you, for saving my son." "Well, you know...most of him" Hiccup laughed at the karmic irony when he finally woke up. A leg for a wing. REVIEW!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-12 - Hiccup & Toothless - Complete
10. Seeing Myself reviews
One-shot. "I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him... and I saw myself." I was Hiccup the Useless. The rut of the Vikings. The screw-up, but the only one who managed to find the mysterious Nightfury. I felt nauseous, the urge to throw-up gripped my body. I wasn't a killer. I couldn't do the thing that all other Vikings could. REVIEW!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-12 - Toothless & Hiccup - Complete
11. Opposites Attract reviews
Oneshot. Continuing with his potion, he glanced around until his eyes found Lily. Her beautiful red hair was tied up in a high pony-tail as she diligently worked on the potion in front of her. Her work space was neat and tidy, he compared it with his messy and dirty one. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 7-5-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
12. The End? reviews
One-shot. The ending scene of the second Sherlock Holmes movie. He exhaled heavily and took another sip of his drink. He stared at the typewriter in front of him. His eyes suddenly widened. He choked on the drink. He spluttered and coughed. "MARY! MARY!" "That! Look at the last line!" John pointed like a mad man at the typewriter. His eyes wide with shock and flickering with hope.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-12 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete
13. Entering & Escaping reviews
One-shot Set just before Tangled Ever After. Eugene leaned on the wall with his arms crossed, chuckling at Rapunzel scurrying all over the room and straightening out the bed to make it seem like only one person was sleeping on it. Eugene grabbed his shirt from the floor and started buttoning it up. When he glanced at Rapunzel her eyes seemed to have been glued to his chest. REVIEW!
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-2-12 - Rapunzel & Flynn R. - Complete
14. Pancakes & Staring reviews
Oneshot. Summary: All the Moons whipped their heads around towards the noise. Ally stood there red faced and shocked staring at Austin's chest. Quickly realising everyone was staring at her, she hastily looked away. Austin conceal his smirk, he knew where she was looking. Deciding to mess with Ally he played innocent. REVIEW!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-18-12 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete
15. Blame reviews
Oneshot. Stoic's thoughts on the way he treated Hiccup. Probably one of the saddest scenes in How To Train Your Dragon when Stoic says "You're not my son." This about the aftermath of that scene. REVIEW!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-17-12 - Stoick & Hiccup - Complete
16. It's You reviews
Short drabble oneshot on the phrase "It's you" which Billy said to Jane in 'The End of the Line." REVIEW!
Jane by Design - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-12 - Billy N. & Jane Q. - Complete
17. Trouble's My Middle Name reviews
Oneshot."...Well normal from my perspective," Harry grinned mischievously. "That makes sense now. So what happened today? Did you save a women from some bag snatchers? Save a school from a robbery?" Ginny laughed. "Saved a bunch of people some thieves at a muggle tuck shop," Harry murmured sheepishly. "Ahhh...so the usual?" Ginny replied back cheekily. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-12 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
18. Impressions reviews
One-shot/Drabble. Lily's first and last impressions of the Marauders while in Hogwarts. "I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong." - Lemony Snicket
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete