Heyo I'm Jade daughter of Zeus & this is my profile

ENJOY!=)

Hey! I'm part of the Anti-Eliminators group! So shut the hell up Eliminator Losers and the Critics United Bitches.

A LITTLE INFO ABOUT ME

State I live in:Iowa

Country:United States

Religion:Catholic

Godly dad:Zeus

Godly mom: Hecate

Hair color:Black

Eye color:Blue

Height:Don't know

Weight:TOO PERSONAL PEOPLE!

What I want to be when I grow up:archeologist,architect,classicist,or a rockstar

Hobbies:Archery,singing,dancing (I suck at it),reading,playing sports,playing instruments and speaking fluent sarcasm

Favorite songs

Who's laughing now?

Super bass

Starships

Pound the alarm

Just lose it

Feel again

We are never ever getting back together

Blow

Cannibal

This little girl

What the hell

Want u back

Battlefield

Good girl

Brick by boring brick

etc.

Favorite bands/singers:

Paramore

Avril Lavigne

Katy Perry

Evanescence

Lincoln Park

Selena Gomez & the Scene

Green day

OneRepublic

Cher Lloyd

Lady Gaga

Ke$ha

Carrie Underwood

etc.

THINGS I HATE...

Sluts

whores

girly girls

peppys

preppys

wanna be's

drunks

clowns

One Direction

Justin Beiber

spiders

the color pink

the color purple

baths

romance

marriage

doing the right thing

criticism

the show Austin & Ally

snobs

love

Ms.America

drugs

green beans

Miley Cyrus

Brock Obama

Mit Romney

off-key singing

boys

men

my stepmom

makeup

jewelry

Big time rush

Barbie's

dresses

skirts

v-neck shirts

slutty outfits

cheerleaders

thongs

bras

flutes

gays

lesbians

democrats

republicans

shopping

doctors

shots

People saying I'm beautiful even though I'm clearly not!

Mary sue's

Gary sue's

etc.

FAVORITE THINGS...

EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE THINGS ON THE LIST ABOVE!

RANDOM SURVEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.What is your name?

Jade Cripton

2.How old are you?

why do you care?!!

3.Do you like yourself?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4.What's your favorite animal?

Tigers,Lions,Dogs,or Killer Whales

5.If I fell off a building...would you catch me?

Probably not.

6.What's your steriotype?

Hm...Well I've heard I'm considered a tomboy and some people say I'm emo/gothic and I agree but I'm also a little bit of a Rocker

7.Who's your favorite presidents?

George Washington or Abraham Lincoln

8.Have you had any dreams lately?

No, I have nightmares

9.Why wouldn't you ketch me if I fell?!

Um...

10.Do you have any disorders?

Uh...No.But I have trouble expressing myself but that's not autism It's because I don't like myself and most people and sometimes I'm shy

11.Do you have any friends?

Not many but about a handful...

12.What are your best friends names?

Maddie,Tess, and Sara

13.What's your favorite season?

Winter or Summer

14.Would you have kids with someone or adopt?

ADOPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15.Are you planning on getting married?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

16.Are you lesbian or straight?

straight!

17.Pick a number:

Er- 60 :(

18.Wy did you pick that number?

That's how old my grandpa was when he died... :'(

19.What's your weakness?

Trusting,small spaces,and my emotions

20.Do you cry much?

Sometimes...

21.What was the last thing you cried about?

I don't know

23.Worst thing ever:

School

24.Are you a tough girl?

Yes...But I can cry

25.Have you broke any bones lately?

No

26.What's the last thing you saw in theaters?

Hotel Transilvania

25.Do you like cheese?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

26.What's your favorite Gods and Goddesses?

Gods:All except Ares and Dionuisus

Godesses:All except Aphrodite

27.Who do you hate most?

Hm...Tyler Frondile and Jayden Yirkouski (My enemy and My cousin)

28.What's your favorite meaningful quote?

"They don't care unless your Pretty or Dead."

29.If you could pick any superpower what would it be?

Shapeshifting

30.What is the #1 thing on Fanfiction.net that annoys you?

MEMBERS OF ELIMANATION OR US CRITICS UNITED

31.Are you in a band or anything instrumental?

Yup.Im in a band called Every Red Moon with my two best friends.

32.What do you do in the band?

I'm lead singer and guitarist :P

33.What are ten words to describe you?

Um... Funny,Sarcastic,Emotional,Emo,Rocker,Brokenhearted,Uncontrolabal,Random,Insecure (I've heard),and Punk

34.How many friends do you have?

1-14

35.What's your favorite foods?

Easy question!Pizza,cookies,and cupcakes

36.Are you bullied?If so, by how many people?

Yes, I am and it feels like the whole world! X(

37.When you die what will you be?

Um...maybe a ghost...or probably left to rot in Hell forever...

38.What music do you listen too?

Alternetive,rock,pop,hip hop,rap...etc.

39.Do you pray to God at night?

Yes.

40.How old are you?

I am...not telling XD

41.On a scale from 0-10 how pretty are you?

Well...I've heard I'm not pretty but I'm not ugly so...maybe in the middle

42.Bacon or Sasage?

Bacon

43.What element would you be the keeper of?

Fire,storms,or the dead

44.How many kids do you want?

2-5 adopted kids

45.What gender would they be?

3 girls and 2 boys

46.What would their names be?

I don't know...

47.Do you like me?

Um...Sure???

48.Favorite comebacks?

"Im so sorry I called you a bitch...I honestly thought you knew." "Be quiet for a second and listen to the most beautiful sound of you...shutting the hell up." "Shit happends I mean look at your face." "Aww! Look my middle finger likes you!"

49.Any crushes?

Hell no!

50.Are you a virgin?

Oh, I don't know...READ THE QUESTIONS WHERE YOU ASKED IF I HAD AN F*ING CRUSH AND IF I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS!!!Would that answer your question buddy?

51.You scare me...

Thanks I get that a lot ;)

52.What are your favorite videos on YouTube?

ASDF movies, The Adventrous Adventures of One Direction (It's a parody..), and Tobuscus videos.

53.Do you think slavery should still be going on?

NO!Half my friends are black people!

54.Martin Luther King Jr. is:

A hero and a rolemodel! :))))))

-What You Would Do In Harry Potter/Your Harry Potter Life-

55.Your walking in the hall and Draco comes up and starts snogging you...You:

Beat up that little dick!!! (Sorry for languge)

56.The Sorting Hat gets put on your head.You get sorted into house:

Ravenclaw or Gryffindor

57.Fred and George are about to pull a prank on Malfoy and ask for your help.You say:

HELL YES!

58.What would your favorite class be?

Defense Against the Dark Arts or Charms

59.If Snape started embarracing your best friends you would:

BEAT HIM UP!

60.Who would your best friends be?

Harry, the Weasleys (Not Percy),and Hermione

61.Who would your enemies be?

Snape,all Slytherins,and Voldemort (DUUUUUUUUH)

62.Who would your chush-

IM A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

-What Would You Do In Percy Jackson/Your Percy Jackson Life-

63.Who would be your godly parent?

Zeus or Hecate

64.If Nico confessed his secret love to you, you would:

ENOUGH WITH THE LOVE STUFF!

65.If Drew came up to you and started saying that your ugly and that you wear hideous things, You would say:

"Look Bitch, shut the hell up!"

66.What would you want to do at Camp Half Blood for free time?

Archery, practice sword fighting, or pranking people.

67.Who would your friends be?

The Stolls, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Grover, Tyson...etc.

68.Who are your enemies?

Ares cabin, Aphrodite cabin, and Dionusus cabin.

-NORMAL STYLE-

69.Did you like this survey?

Sure...

70. Bye!!!

Laterz Haterz :P

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT SCHOOL!

1.Put on a fake mustache,go up to your best friends crush & say,"MY DAUGHTER WAS WEARING PINK & NOW SHE'S WEARING BLACK BECAUSE OF YOU!"

2.If there's a pep rally at your school & if there's a boy cheerleader there yell "THAT GUYS A MAN WOMAN!"

3.Stand up on a tabel at your school library & yell "BOOKS RULE!"

4.After a school play hold a cleanex to your eye & say,"Oh...that was so beautiful!"

5.When your in the bathroom put toilet paper on the floor & when the janitor tries to pick it up come out of the stall & say,"NO!MINE!"

HOW TO TRASH TALK

Ugh.Most of you people are so weak it sickens me >:(!I back-talk,sass,annoy,& do anything to annoy adalts.So here is how u trash talk...

1.If someone says "Your not the boss of me!" say "Never said I was c-can u hear me???Do you need hearing aids Grandpa?"

2.If someone says"Shut your mouth before I shut it for u!" say "Oh pleaze!U couldn't do it if I gave u duck-tape."

3.If someone says"Stop or I'll beat the crud outta u!" say "I bet u couldn't even hit a frikin piata."

4.If someone says"Ur just jealous cause I have a gf/bf."say"Why am I jeaulous?Ur bf/gf is probably blind cause she/he probably hasn't seen u yet."

Wow people learn a few things.

WHATS UR STYLE QUIZ

Q1.This is random:Hello!

A.Heeeeyyy (me:ok then...)

B.Tee-hee hi

C.Yo!

D.Sup bro ;)

E.Hello

Q2.If a guy started flirting with you you would...?

A.Say,"U r so cute!"

B.Say,"God u r so sweet!!!!"

C.Slap him

D.Say,"I'm too busy for a bf.Sorry."

E.Say,"Wanna come study with me in the library?"

Q3.What's your favorite color?

A.Pink duuuuuh!

B.Yellow/gold

C.Black or Red

D.The colors of my favorite sports team

E. My school colors

Q4.Your favorite type of movie is?

A.Chick flick/romance

B.Comedy

C.Action

D.Anything with sports

E.Biography

IF U HAVE...

Mostly As...ur a girly girl.U like the colors pink & purple & enjoy shopping & romance

Mostly Bs...ur a peppy.Ur always happy & loves making others feel good about themselves

Mostly Cs...ur a gothic dude.U like the colors red black & grey.& u don't care about others much

Mostly Ds...ur a sporty jock.U love duh sports ur an awesome athlete.

Mostly Es...ur a preppy.U love school & learning & ur very smart

I am 100% stronger than anyone & everyone in my class

If your...

Emo,you might be related to me

Goth,you also might be related to me

Peppy,you disgus me

Preppy,where's your dignity?Because you lost it

Gay,go to hell

Lesbian,your sick

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I'm Jade daughter of Zeus101

POWER OF THE PEOPLE! UNITED WE STAND; DIVIDED WE FALL!
Step up so others won't get stepped on.
It isn't big to make others feel small.
Leave bullying to bulls. Become human.
Meanness is a sign of weakness!
Bullies tear down. Friends build up.
Take a stand. Lend a Hand.
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Copy and Paste this on your profile if you agree!

Put your ipod on shuffle and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How does the world see me? Hallelujah by Paramore (Are you happy I'm alive?!)

2. Will I have a happy life? Gold by Britt Nicole (So...Yes?)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Shut up and drive by Rhianna (No words...)

4. What will my dying words be? Keep holding on by Avril Lavigne (But I would be dying right?)

5. How can I make myself happy? Makes Me Happy by Drake Bell (I KNOW WHAT DOES?!!)

6. What should I do with my life? Lights by Ellie Goulding (Yes, I have lights on but will they make me happy or what?!))

7. What is some good advice for me? Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavighne (To find a Sk8er Boi?!)

8. How will I be remembered? I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift (Yeah, Thanks Taylor :P)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Last Friday Night by Katy Perry (Huh, Who KNew?)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Oath by Cher Lloyd (That's very...interesting...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?Somebody That I used To Know by Gotye (What the-)

12. What song will play at my funeral? We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift (Um...I have no words for that...)

13. Will I get married? Forget You by Cee Lo Green (That's a no in a rude way of telling me)

14. What is my day going to be like? Toxic by Britany Spears (Im scared now...)

15. What will tomorrow bring? Blow by Ke$ha (So a slight breeze, huh?)

16. How am I feeling today? Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 (So I feel like I can dance like Jagger, huh?)

17. How will I get far in life? We R Who We R by Ke$ha (Um...Ok...)

18. What is the best thing about me? SOS by Rhianna (So Rhianna thinks I always gets lost and Taylor thinks I'm trouble...and people at my funeral don't want to get back together with me...WHAT DID I DO?!)

19. How was today? Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars (But I'm not dead...)

20. What song describes my mother? Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan (My mom's a lady...)

21. What song describes my best friend? Teenage Dream by Katy Perry (She's gonna hate that...XD)

22. How is my life going? La La Land by Demi Lovato (Demi thinks I space off most of the time, Rhianna thinks I'm lost, Taylor thinks I'm trouble, and people don't want to get back together with me...WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT TO GET ME!!!!)

23. What will my first child's words be?

Ridin' Solo by Jason Derulo

( Um...)

24. What are some words to describe me?

Cannibal by Ke$ha

(I have NEVER ate anyone!)

24. What are some words to describe my first child?

Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson

(I don't get it. What will they have behind their eyes?)

(I've got a crazy mix of songs, haven't I? Basically, I'll listen to anything.)

Pick 12 random people from any books you've read in random order-

1.Harry

2.Thalia

3.Katniss

4.Percy

5.Hermione

6.Ron

7.Rue

8.Annabeth

9.Draco

10.Clarisse

11.Clove

12.Gale

What books were the characters from?

1,5,6,9 were from Harry Potter

2,4,8,10 from Percy Jackson

3,7,11,12 from The Hunger Games

Do you think 11 is hot?

Clove.

Um... No. I'm not a les and I don't think dead people are hot.

If 8 and 2 were dating what would 4 think?

I think Percy would flip because his girlfriend would be dating his cousin, Thalia!

If 1 wanted to marry you, what would you do?

Harry.

Ummm...Run away.

7 had a crush on 6 but 6 was already with 8. 7 is jealous, but dosen't want to upset their best friend 8. So 7 goes to 4 for advice on what to do. 4 confesses their love for 7 and tells 7 that they shouldn't be wasting their time chasing after 6. Then 8 and 6 get in a fight. So, 7 ends up with 6. What would you call that story?

Rue had a crush on Ron, but Ron is with Annabeth. Rue is jealous, but dosen't want to upset their best friend, Annabeth. So, Rue goes to Percy for advice on what to do. Percy confesses their love for Rue and tells Rue that they shouldn't be wasting their time chasing after Ron. Then Annabeth and Ron get in a fight. So, Rue ends up with Ron.

I would call it Problems!

LATER--> Jade