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Author has written 17 stories for Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Victorious, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Harry Potter.
Heyo I'm Jade daughter of Zeus & this is my profile
Hey! I'm part of the Anti-Eliminators group! So shut the hell up Eliminator Losers and the Critics United Bitches.
A LITTLE INFO ABOUT ME
State I live in:Iowa
Godly mom: Hecate
Weight:TOO PERSONAL PEOPLE!
What I want to be when I grow up:archeologist,architect,classicist,or a rockstar
Hobbies:Archery,singing,dancing (I suck at it),reading,playing sports,playing instruments and speaking fluent sarcasm
Who's laughing now?
Pound the alarm
Just lose it
We are never ever getting back together
This little girl
What the hell
Want u back
Brick by boring brick
Selena Gomez & the Scene
THINGS I HATE...
the color pink
the color purple
doing the right thing
the show Austin & Ally
Big time rush
People saying I'm beautiful even though I'm clearly not!
EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE THINGS ON THE LIST ABOVE!
RANDOM SURVEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.What is your name?
2.How old are you?
why do you care?!!
3.Do you like yourself?
4.What's your favorite animal?
Tigers,Lions,Dogs,or Killer Whales
5.If I fell off a building...would you catch me?
6.What's your steriotype?
Hm...Well I've heard I'm considered a tomboy and some people say I'm emo/gothic and I agree but I'm also a little bit of a Rocker
7.Who's your favorite presidents?
George Washington or Abraham Lincoln
8.Have you had any dreams lately?
No, I have nightmares
9.Why wouldn't you ketch me if I fell?!
10.Do you have any disorders?
Uh...No.But I have trouble expressing myself but that's not autism It's because I don't like myself and most people and sometimes I'm shy
11.Do you have any friends?
Not many but about a handful...
12.What are your best friends names?
Maddie,Tess, and Sara
13.What's your favorite season?
Winter or Summer
14.Would you have kids with someone or adopt?
15.Are you planning on getting married?
16.Are you lesbian or straight?
17.Pick a number:
Er- 60 :(
18.Wy did you pick that number?
That's how old my grandpa was when he died... :'(
19.What's your weakness?
Trusting,small spaces,and my emotions
20.Do you cry much?
21.What was the last thing you cried about?
I don't know
23.Worst thing ever:
24.Are you a tough girl?
Yes...But I can cry
25.Have you broke any bones lately?
26.What's the last thing you saw in theaters?
25.Do you like cheese?
26.What's your favorite Gods and Goddesses?
Gods:All except Ares and Dionuisus
Godesses:All except Aphrodite
27.Who do you hate most?
Hm...Tyler Frondile and Jayden Yirkouski (My enemy and My cousin)
28.What's your favorite meaningful quote?
"They don't care unless your Pretty or Dead."
29.If you could pick any superpower what would it be?
30.What is the #1 thing on Fanfiction.net that annoys you?
MEMBERS OF ELIMANATION OR US CRITICS UNITED
31.Are you in a band or anything instrumental?
Yup.Im in a band called Every Red Moon with my two best friends.
32.What do you do in the band?
I'm lead singer and guitarist :P
33.What are ten words to describe you?
Um... Funny,Sarcastic,Emotional,Emo,Rocker,Brokenhearted,Uncontrolabal,Random,Insecure (I've heard),and Punk
34.How many friends do you have?
35.What's your favorite foods?
Easy question!Pizza,cookies,and cupcakes
36.Are you bullied?If so, by how many people?
Yes, I am and it feels like the whole world! X(
37.When you die what will you be?
Um...maybe a ghost...or probably left to rot in Hell forever...
38.What music do you listen too?
39.Do you pray to God at night?
40.How old are you?
I am...not telling XD
41.On a scale from 0-10 how pretty are you?
Well...I've heard I'm not pretty but I'm not ugly so...maybe in the middle
42.Bacon or Sasage?
43.What element would you be the keeper of?
Fire,storms,or the dead
44.How many kids do you want?
2-5 adopted kids
45.What gender would they be?
3 girls and 2 boys
46.What would their names be?
I don't know...
47.Do you like me?
"Im so sorry I called you a bitch...I honestly thought you knew." "Be quiet for a second and listen to the most beautiful sound of you...shutting the hell up." "Shit happends I mean look at your face." "Aww! Look my middle finger likes you!"
50.Are you a virgin?
Oh, I don't know...READ THE QUESTIONS WHERE YOU ASKED IF I HAD AN F*ING CRUSH AND IF I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS!!!Would that answer your question buddy?
51.You scare me...
Thanks I get that a lot ;)
52.What are your favorite videos on YouTube?
ASDF movies, The Adventrous Adventures of One Direction (It's a parody..), and Tobuscus videos.
53.Do you think slavery should still be going on?
NO!Half my friends are black people!
54.Martin Luther King Jr. is:
A hero and a rolemodel! :))))))
-What You Would Do In Harry Potter/Your Harry Potter Life-
55.Your walking in the hall and Draco comes up and starts snogging you...You:
Beat up that little dick!!! (Sorry for languge)
56.The Sorting Hat gets put on your head.You get sorted into house:
Ravenclaw or Gryffindor
57.Fred and George are about to pull a prank on Malfoy and ask for your help.You say:
58.What would your favorite class be?
Defense Against the Dark Arts or Charms
59.If Snape started embarracing your best friends you would:
BEAT HIM UP!
60.Who would your best friends be?
Harry, the Weasleys (Not Percy),and Hermione
61.Who would your enemies be?
Snape,all Slytherins,and Voldemort (DUUUUUUUUH)
62.Who would your chush-
IM A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!
-What Would You Do In Percy Jackson/Your Percy Jackson Life-
63.Who would be your godly parent?
Zeus or Hecate
64.If Nico confessed his secret love to you, you would:
ENOUGH WITH THE LOVE STUFF!
65.If Drew came up to you and started saying that your ugly and that you wear hideous things, You would say:
"Look Bitch, shut the hell up!"
66.What would you want to do at Camp Half Blood for free time?
Archery, practice sword fighting, or pranking people.
67.Who would your friends be?
The Stolls, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Grover, Tyson...etc.
68.Who are your enemies?
Ares cabin, Aphrodite cabin, and Dionusus cabin.
69.Did you like this survey?
Laterz Haterz :P
HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT SCHOOL!
1.Put on a fake mustache,go up to your best friends crush & say,"MY DAUGHTER WAS WEARING PINK & NOW SHE'S WEARING BLACK BECAUSE OF YOU!"
2.If there's a pep rally at your school & if there's a boy cheerleader there yell "THAT GUYS A MAN WOMAN!"
3.Stand up on a tabel at your school library & yell "BOOKS RULE!"
4.After a school play hold a cleanex to your eye & say,"Oh...that was so beautiful!"
5.When your in the bathroom put toilet paper on the floor & when the janitor tries to pick it up come out of the stall & say,"NO!MINE!"
HOW TO TRASH TALK
Ugh.Most of you people are so weak it sickens me >:(!I back-talk,sass,annoy,& do anything to annoy adalts.So here is how u trash talk...
1.If someone says "Your not the boss of me!" say "Never said I was c-can u hear me???Do you need hearing aids Grandpa?"
2.If someone says"Shut your mouth before I shut it for u!" say "Oh pleaze!U couldn't do it if I gave u duck-tape."
3.If someone says"Stop or I'll beat the crud outta u!" say "I bet u couldn't even hit a frikin piata."
4.If someone says"Ur just jealous cause I have a gf/bf."say"Why am I jeaulous?Ur bf/gf is probably blind cause she/he probably hasn't seen u yet."
Wow people learn a few things.
WHATS UR STYLE QUIZ
Q1.This is random:Hello!
A.Heeeeyyy (me:ok then...)
D.Sup bro ;)
Q2.If a guy started flirting with you you would...?
A.Say,"U r so cute!"
B.Say,"God u r so sweet!!!!"
D.Say,"I'm too busy for a bf.Sorry."
E.Say,"Wanna come study with me in the library?"
Q3.What's your favorite color?
C.Black or Red
D.The colors of my favorite sports team
E. My school colors
Q4.Your favorite type of movie is?
D.Anything with sports
IF U HAVE...
Mostly As...ur a girly girl.U like the colors pink & purple & enjoy shopping & romance
Mostly Bs...ur a peppy.Ur always happy & loves making others feel good about themselves
Mostly Cs...ur a gothic dude.U like the colors red black & grey.& u don't care about others much
Mostly Ds...ur a sporty jock.U love duh sports ur an awesome athlete.
Mostly Es...ur a preppy.U love school & learning & ur very smart
I am 100% stronger than anyone & everyone in my class
Emo,you might be related to me
Goth,you also might be related to me
Peppy,you disgus me
Preppy,where's your dignity?Because you lost it
Gay,go to hell
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
I'm Jade daughter of Zeus101
POWER OF THE PEOPLE! UNITED WE STAND; DIVIDED WE FALL!
Put your ipod on shuffle and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.
1. How does the world see me? Hallelujah by Paramore (Are you happy I'm alive?!)
2. Will I have a happy life? Gold by Britt Nicole (So...Yes?)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Shut up and drive by Rhianna (No words...)
4. What will my dying words be? Keep holding on by Avril Lavigne (But I would be dying right?)
5. How can I make myself happy? Makes Me Happy by Drake Bell (I KNOW WHAT DOES?!!)
6. What should I do with my life? Lights by Ellie Goulding (Yes, I have lights on but will they make me happy or what?!))
7. What is some good advice for me? Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavighne (To find a Sk8er Boi?!)
8. How will I be remembered? I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift (Yeah, Thanks Taylor :P)
9. What is my signature dancing song? Last Friday Night by Katy Perry (Huh, Who KNew?)
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Oath by Cher Lloyd (That's very...interesting...)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?Somebody That I used To Know by Gotye (What the-)
12. What song will play at my funeral? We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift (Um...I have no words for that...)
13. Will I get married? Forget You by Cee Lo Green (That's a no in a rude way of telling me)
14. What is my day going to be like? Toxic by Britany Spears (Im scared now...)
15. What will tomorrow bring? Blow by Ke$ha (So a slight breeze, huh?)
16. How am I feeling today? Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 (So I feel like I can dance like Jagger, huh?)
17. How will I get far in life? We R Who We R by Ke$ha (Um...Ok...)
18. What is the best thing about me? SOS by Rhianna (So Rhianna thinks I always gets lost and Taylor thinks I'm trouble...and people at my funeral don't want to get back together with me...WHAT DID I DO?!)
19. How was today? Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars (But I'm not dead...)
20. What song describes my mother? Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan (My mom's a lady...)
21. What song describes my best friend? Teenage Dream by Katy Perry (She's gonna hate that...XD)
22. How is my life going? La La Land by Demi Lovato (Demi thinks I space off most of the time, Rhianna thinks I'm lost, Taylor thinks I'm trouble, and people don't want to get back together with me...WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT TO GET ME!!!!)
23. What will my first child's words be?
Ridin' Solo by Jason Derulo
24. What are some words to describe me?
Cannibal by Ke$ha
(I have NEVER ate anyone!)
24. What are some words to describe my first child?
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
(I don't get it. What will they have behind their eyes?)
(I've got a crazy mix of songs, haven't I? Basically, I'll listen to anything.)
Pick 12 random people from any books you've read in random order-
What books were the characters from?
1,5,6,9 were from Harry Potter
2,4,8,10 from Percy Jackson
3,7,11,12 from The Hunger Games
Do you think 11 is hot?
Um... No. I'm not a les and I don't think dead people are hot.
If 8 and 2 were dating what would 4 think?
I think Percy would flip because his girlfriend would be dating his cousin, Thalia!
If 1 wanted to marry you, what would you do?
7 had a crush on 6 but 6 was already with 8. 7 is jealous, but dosen't want to upset their best friend 8. So 7 goes to 4 for advice on what to do. 4 confesses their love for 7 and tells 7 that they shouldn't be wasting their time chasing after 6. Then 8 and 6 get in a fight. So, 7 ends up with 6. What would you call that story?
Rue had a crush on Ron, but Ron is with Annabeth. Rue is jealous, but dosen't want to upset their best friend, Annabeth. So, Rue goes to Percy for advice on what to do. Percy confesses their love for Rue and tells Rue that they shouldn't be wasting their time chasing after Ron. Then Annabeth and Ron get in a fight. So, Rue ends up with Ron.
I would call it Problems!
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