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Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Village, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and King Kong. Here I am not. Which begs the question where am I if not Here? There, of course. I'm There... not Here. And your Here and not There. And since your are Here and I am not, why not leave a review to let me know how positively awesomeI am and how radiantly beautiful my stories are. What if they suck, you ask? Lie, of course. It makes everyone so much happier in like. Which is why I am still under the firm impression that Santa Claus does exist... even if he was kissing mommy and buying yachts for scary gay men. Now Here (not There) you'll find an assortment of Harry Potter Fanfics. And There (not Here) you'll find none. Because There is a place of vast darkness where I spend the whole day singing camp fire songs... minus the campfire. Also, Here is a place full of hot (and sometimes not) slashiness. I like it. You may not. So begone if you don't. And don't you dare flame me... I know a spell to turn you into a can of SPAM. BAM! "I am the boy next door... if you live in a dysfunctional neighborhood." I could be that boy, but my neighborhood is functional. So instead I get to be the scary neighbor boy. Who lives There. Because Here I am not. Good day. | |||||||||||
1. Alley Rats reviewsAfter the war, Pansy Parkinson is living on the streets. Anti-Death Eater sentiment is high and those who suffer are the children left behind after their parents were killed in the final battle. All she wants though is to like the woman in the mirror.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-08 - Pansy P.2. The Price of Understanding » reviewsDudley Dursley always figured magic was just some game a bunch of delusional freaks played. It wasn't until the war spilled over into Privet Drive that Dudley realized the pain his cousin must face on a daily basis, all the loss he must've experienced.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Dudley D. & Harry P.3. The King's Mass reviewsTwo years later and the Museum of Natural History is opening their Kong exhibit. Ann attends it, reflecting on Kong's death and how much it hurt her. Even now, she is inconsolable over the death of such a majestic creature.King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-07 - Complete4. The Final Act » reviewsDraco Malfoy is sure that his new life is perfect. His wife Lucy knows nothing of his past, or the person he used to be. Until blank spots begin to crop up and his reported actions during those times are very reminiscient of his past. Is he going crazy?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-07 - Draco M. & Ron W.5. Rated M for Heterosexuality » reviewsIn a society where being straight is socialsuicide, Ron and Hermione break all the rules when they find themselves inexplicably attracted to one another despite knowing the consequences of their passion.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 11-29-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W.6. Simple reviewsIt's snowing outside. A young Molly and Arthur take a walk on the grounds. It's a simple snow flufffic. Sorta fluffy, I was kinda sad at the end. That's because the lurkment of Voldie saddens things.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-06 - Arthur W. & Molly W. - Complete7. A Cruel Mistress » reviewsDeath is a cruel mistress to keep. And as her lover, Lucius Malfoy is not exempt from her haunting powers. Death is reaching her fingers out for him... And much hilarity ensuses as Lucius does numerous stupid things to reverse the aging process! Kinda perHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 8-28-05 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.8. Children of Helios » reviewsDraco Malfoy didn't know he was a firestarter until he saved Hermione when she is attacked. Now they are both at Helios Academy. Draco as a student, Hermione as a patient. Amidst political espionage and war can they find love? DMHGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 8-14-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G.9. Fragment of Faith reviewsThe night before Esmerelda is to be burned at the stake she recieves a visit from Frollo, who makes her remember that only through him can she be saved. Graphic molestation.Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete10. Stuck » reviewsAfter a rather freak accident James Potter and Severus Snape end up connected at the hip. Need I say more?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 5-21-06 - Published: 7-12-04 - James P. & Severus S. - Complete11. Unrequited reviewsA collection of short stories about unrequited love in the Harry Potter series.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 10-11-0412. Sacrifice reviewsRemus Lupin has sacrificed everything in order to be a spy in Grayback's werewolf pack. His body is broken and torn, his mind frayed at the edges from the things he is forced to do and wintesses. But he is doing it all for the ones he loves. Contains SlasHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-14-06 - Fenrir G. & Remus L. - Complete13. Bellatrix Killed A Man Today reviewsBellatrix killed a man today. He was 5 foot 8, cropped blonde hair. His eyes were blue.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-05 - Bellatrix L. - Complete14. Flowers for Myrtle reviewsAll Moaning MYrtle can do is think about death. Until she recieves a mysterious love letter that makes her feel more alive than when she was alive. Who is the Headless Knight on a bloodstained horse? Who has come to save her from this maudlin existence?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-0515. Toxic » reviewsDraco and Harry are drawn to each other. But they're relationship is toxic. It's poison to themselves and everyone around them.They fight then make love. Hate each other than perfectly fine. In the end it will either ruin them or make them stronger.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-1-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.16. Snape's Secret Secret reviewsHarry has decided to take one last trip into Snape's pensieve to see if he can find any evidence that would prove Snape is working with Voldermort. What he discovers is so disturbing in nature that there can be no doubt of Snape's evilness.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-2-05 - Severus S. & Harry P.17. Angel of Death reviewsBellatrix Black is an Eater of Death. She craves it, lives off it, breathes it. There is a reason she is one of the most feared of Voldermort's followers and this is why... rated M for images of violent sex.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-05 - Bellatrix L.18. Clean Family Fun reviewsIt's Christmas at the Malfoy Manor. Join them in the singing of the carols, the lighting of the tree, the drinking of the egg nog, and ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-30-05 - Draco M. & Narcissa M.19. The Story of a Teenage Girl » reviewsAndromeda has been confined to the life of society for as long as she can remember. Just a long line a tea parties and fashion robes. But this summer everything has changed, she is free and with the people she loves most. Can she handle her new found freeHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 7-10-05 - Sirius B.20. The Face of Innocence reviewsShe is a woman in the body of a twelve year old. A murderer, a lunatic. Death is her playground. She is Bellatrix Black.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-05 - Bellatrix L.21. Goddesses of the Night reviewsA short story about Narcissa and Bellatrix. Two sisters trapped in molds that society has put them in break free of there constraints and dance beneath the stars, cherishing who they really are, Goddesses of the Night.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-05 - Bellatrix L. & Narcissa M.22. Bleb reviews“She gave me an 'I’m a crazy beaver with poofy brown hair and I could so kill you if I felt the need to because I’m a frumpy freak with no friends so bleb look'.” Pansy looked warily at Hermione who made herself look like a crazy beaver and hissed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-05 - Hermione G.23. Meet the Black Sisters » reviews(New Chapter) The story of the three Black sisters as they try and survive screwed up potions, drugs, love, growing up, mean teachers, and anything else the author can dream up in his head.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,998 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 2-12-04 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.24. Years Gone Passed » reviewsOur past dictates our future. The war has begun and the past will play as much part as the present. Can Harry and company learn to deal wiht the past in order to move on? Contains slash. RemusxSirius.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 7-10-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.25. Stolen Kisses » reviews(NEW CHAPTER!)"If only…" she sighed watching the crescent moon begin its ascent into the heavens. "Not to worry dear. Your Fairy God-Mother has arrived," twittered a man’s voice. Lucius stepped from the shadows and curtsied.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 12-28-03 - Severus S.26. The Rodeo reviewsWhile visting the States Ron, Hermione, and Harry decided to visit a wizard's Rodeo. Hermione rides a bucking graphorn. Harry befriends a snake and catches himself a cowboy. And Ron buys himself some cowboy boots and a hat. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-04 - Harry P. & Hermione G.27. Motherhood reviewsThe story of Bellatrix's last minutes on earth. She has nothing left to live for. Her husband is dead, the Dark Lord is dead, her child is dead. what else is there?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-11-04 - Bellatrix L.28. Step Into Liquid reviewsBellatrix was slowly backing up, her feet firmly moving across the watery plane of the lake. Her slender hand extended, beckoning Lestrange to follow. [one-shot]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-7-04 - Bellatrix L. - Complete29. Broken reviewsEverybody hates me. I'm so alone. They see right through me. I'm inivisble. I'm nothing. I'm a waste of oxygen. Severus Snape is broken and no one can fix him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-04 - Severus S.30. Free Now reviewsPansy is numb. Pansy is lonely. Pansy is hurt. Pansy wants out. But there is only one way to do that.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-0431. Revenge of the Salt Shaker » reviewsThe Salt Shaker has returned and it's back with a vengeance. Read as it haunts Ron's every step and drives him almost into insanity. Mwahahahahaha! R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 9-12-04 - Ron W.32. Food: A Collection of Fluff » reviewsA collection of short stories involving Hermione, Ron, and of course food! All funny, fluffy stuff.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-12-04 - Published: 9-1-04 - Hermione G. & Ron W.33. Attack of the Salt Shaker » reviewsA delsuional Ron thinks that the salt shaker is out to get him. Mwahahahahaha!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-8-04 - Published: 9-6-04 - Ron W.34. Secrets reviews(One-shot) "There are secrets in every corner of this village." Now, years after it happened, Alice Hunt is able to cry for her dead husband.Village - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-26-04 - Complete35. Hide and Go Seek reviewsDraco and Lucius play a game of hide and go seek.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-17-04 - Draco M. & Lucius M.36. Screaming Banshees » reviewsBoth Sirius Black and Severus Snape have fallen in love with the new girl in school. So now its a race to see who can whoo her first.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-16-04 - Published: 7-10-04 - Sirius B. & Severus S.37. The Dead Aristocrats Society reviewsAll that died two nights ago was an empty shell. Narcissa Black died five years ago after Lucius began to openly cheat on her. She loved him but he never reciprocated that feeling. That’s when she died. I’ve already had her funeral. Rated for Sex contHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-11-04 - Draco M. & Narcissa M.38. Torn » reviewsNeville witnesses the night his parents are attacked by Death Eaters, though he thinks it is all a dream.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 6-14-04 - Neville L.39. Hollow Man reviews(One-Shot) Lucius isn't feeling well so Draco makes him a card.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-23-04 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete40. Crazy reviewsBellatrix is wild, beautiful, dangerous, insane, murderous, mysterious. So much that it's hard for us to see her as human. But what if she is lonely? What if she wants a hug?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-04 - Bellatrix L.41. In Rivendell » reviewsCHAPTER 2 IS UP! A fluff MerryPippin slash fic. They're in Rivendell and are just being themselves. PG-13 for sexual content.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-10-04 - Published: 1-8-04 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.42. Boo: A Tale of the Maruaders reviewsIt is the first snow of the winter and the Marauders are going to make the most of it. Snowball fights, kissing in snow drifts (R&S), and scaring each other. Fluff and Slash. one-Shot. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-6-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete43. Thing I'll Never Do reviewsHermione hates Draco, it's a well known fact. But what if her hate becomes murderous rage? Parody of an Avril Lavigne song.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-30-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.44. Serpent of Ice reviewsHe's the master of hatred and the ruler of cold. Lucius Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-26-03 - Lucius M.45. Tommy in a Journal reviewsHe's Tommy in a journal and he's here to reel you into his dark world.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-27-03
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