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| The Kazekage of Suna |
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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto. "Here's to another year of pretending to like you people..." Greetings. I'm the Kazekage of Suna, and my dream is world domination. I have a wonderfully annoying assistant by the name of Chibi. My life goal is to take everyones soul. Favorite Quotes-
"I heard you like water. Good, you already like 70% of me." "If you have something to say, raise your hand, and put it over you mouth." | |||||||
1. Signed From: The Sand Siblings » reviewsSequel to: "Signed From: Your Not So Loyal Author" After Gaara having his journal violated by his siblings, they all agreed it was time to have a family journal...and you could say that this idea may not have been the best...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 4-23-13 - Gaara & Kankuro2. Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author » reviewsI, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 1651 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 11-3-12 - Gaara - Complete3. Damn Stereotypes! » reviewsNo offense but... All. Offense. Is. Immediately. Taken. In this story we have the ever so true rants on the stereotypical views we have on Naruto characters...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 4-23-13 - Published: 10-26-124. Welcome To Hell, Dear » reviewsSabaku No Gaara, official leader of the Hell planet, Sunar, has given his first order of the throne. He wanted Hinata Hyuga, for reasons no one knew. M for horror and gore.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-17-13 - Published: 11-9-12 - Gaara & Hinata H.5. How To Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking! » reviewsThe Naruto Cast has some advice in this trickery!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 10-6-12 - Complete6. Of Heels and Hell reviewsWelcome to my life, pumped up with silicon and fake tans. I like to think at least I am not doing either of those things. I am simply a loser assistant who works for the famous news reporter and model, Aiko Ari. The best part of this hot mess I live in? She just decided that we needed to take on the biggest story ever. Interviewing the Kazekage. {AU Modern Suna}Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-137. How to Piss off the Naruto Cast! » reviewsA series of unfortunate events that the poor cast is put through... [Completed]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 359 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 9-3-12 - Complete8. The Kazekage's Matchmaker reviewsGaara's siblings are tired of seeing their little brother be a single socially inept teenager, so they decided that in order to end this problem they have to hire a matchmaker. The problem? This matchmaker has some serious issues. GaaraxOCNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-14-13 - Gaara9. Letters From My Eternal Rival! » reviewsThe Sixth Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, and his Eternal Rival/ best friend Sabaku No Gaara, The Fifth Kazekage, are always in constant competition to be the Number One Best Kage.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 12-15-12 - Gaara & Naruto U.10. Sasori The Therapist reviewsSasori had to be Deidara's therapist for the day. It didn't work out very well...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-31-12 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete11. Sanda of Suna reviewsSabaku no Gaara the Sanda of Suna and his team of SandDeer flew in the night on the Great Golden Sand Sleigh, giving toys to all the good girls and boys.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-24-12 - Gaara - Complete12. A Purpose For Life reviewsGaara's thoughts and feelings before and after his death. The untold emotions he felt.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-26-12 - Gaara - Complete13. The One I Drove Away reviewsSasuke's heartfelt and disturbing song he wrote about Naruto...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-17-12 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete14. The Pimpkage of Suna reviewsGaara was the Pimp. And he was out of Shakin' Sake... Extremely OCC, Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-12-12 - Gaara & Baki - Complete15. Sabaku Way » reviewsThey may not be a normal family, but they did normal things the "Sabaku" way.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-11-12 - Published: 10-21-12 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete16. To Kiss A Porcelain Doll reviewsNaruto knew all along.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-22-12 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete17. A Trip to Tobi's Mind! reviewsA place where no one should really go...ever.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-21-12 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete18. For What I'm Worth reviewsGaara's mind unbound.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-12 - Gaara - Complete
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