The Insignificant Things That Make Up Me:

So I'm that girl...

the one who can hardly stop smiling and never stops laughing, and will not stop until i can make someone laugh, doesn't matter if i have to jig up a story or lie; as long as they laugh.

the one who never expects anything but is never done wishful thinking.

i'm also the girl who keeps a lot of stuff on the inside and when you do get to see what's inside you better appreciate that you saw something private, 'cause if you don't you're not worth my time.

i'm that girl that loves to write but can never get down on paper fast enough before it just disappears.

i'm that girl where i'm always with my friends and i desperately need them but sometimes i'm my best company; i'm the girl who has the tru blu friends that i know people would die to have (yes i actually mean that).

I'm the girl who needs to know where my friends stand emotionally. That isn't always easy especially when that friend isn't very good with her feelings, or expressing them; I'm the girl who absolutely needs to know that my friends are there for me, and needed to be shown that but isn't good at doing that herself.

I'm also the girl who's fine by herself because sometimes, I'm my best company, but I'm never one to shove away my friends.

i'm also the girl who has no problem typing out a story that shows just who i am and displays it becuase i have nothing to lose until someone i know is reading it not including my friends, who are like sisters to me.

i'm also the girl who doesn't trust easily even though i don't really have a reason to not trust people.

I'm wicked awesome and an idiot and i luv my friends to pieces; i'm also probably the world's biggest contradiction. i swear to gawd on that one.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movie's are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports is fun.

Talk with food in your mouth. (people like taking pictures of me right when i'm eating though,)

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop. (Only if I'm shopping for clothes.)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink. (Sometimes.)

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer-leading a sport. (It is, I think... is it?)

You hate wearing the color black. (I like wearing black but I'm no Goth)

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (i'm weird that way, i know)

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance? ( i was in ballet when i was little, but all girls do that)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(i dont do make up, but does the part where i figure out what i wear count?)

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can. (I have some cute dresses but i almost never wear them, unless it's church.)

You like wearing body spray/perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I remember playing BARBIE with my sister. that was soo weird, then my sister usually got headaches. Hey Azulhada, this is so bolded for you)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (did that once, me and cookie almost got in trouble, shes not allowed to wear make up)

Like being the star of every thing. (i like attention but only when it's deserved)

Total: 16

Hey, NEWSFLASH! I'm a GIRL! Note the Sarcasm.

I thought the following was hilarious

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does mean more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Not true but funny,

My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A good or best friend.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." or "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (Alec... that's all i need to say)

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?" or "Don't block the driveway, idiot!" (No it's them saying that to me)

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you and says, "Here ya go. Simple."(If it's not Alec, I will personally go this this. For you too Vio)

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you and say, "Ten bucks." (I don't drink soda. A/N: sub for juice)

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. (so me)

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (again, so me)

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried... just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. (not really, but i remember the sword thing and the afro circus thing... the list goes on)

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial and has memorized your number better than her own. (So tru for Vio, sorry Zee)

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. (sorta for Zeld)

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. (this is so damn tru, don't even deny it, it IS!)

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money. (there's a reason my nickname is Ganon...)

Cont...

Friends vs. Best Friends.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (or memorized)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (or know the highs and lows and the crap in between)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the ass of everybody who left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (hopefully)

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.

BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again. But it was fun while it lasted."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

AND i THOUGHT I WAS THE IDIOT

Crazy Labels:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(OH NO! What do I do when I need to use it while im asleep?)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Awesome! So could you just turn around and pretend nothing's happening while I rip open the chips?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Thanks, that was helpful! I was gonna use it like irregular soap)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Hmmm, I could also freeze it, on the other hand.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Woot! Hey, wait a sec.. won't products be COLD after HEATING?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (You'd better hope it does that, or you get a refund!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Truer words have never been spoken, apart from "Screw Sam Uley")

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No corn? or are there humain remains? [get it?])

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

When the world stops turning

And the fire stops burning

And ice is nowhere to be found

Know that I care, even if I do not dare

Face the wrath of those who love me, of those to whom I am bound

Even if they strip me bare,

I will choose them, even if they have soured

Because they hath loved me

I am a coward

For that I apologize

i'm a contradiction and so is the world. so when reality starts to make sense, start panicing.

This book shows that when the going gets tough, you get tougher and when push comes to shove you’re supposed to shove back. Two brothers get tossed into space because of a board game and they do everything in their power to get back home. They learn to cooperate to reach a common goal. They learn that they can depend on each other and that they need to depend on each other because you need two to play the game. The two boys learn, realize and discover many things in the span of a day that would’ve taken a good couple of years to figure out if it hadn’t been for this game. Walter learned that family is important and that you shouldn’t push them away just because they’re a nuisance because eventually, like in Zathura, you’ll need them more then ever and you’ll become stronger together. You’ll go in unsure, confused and scared witless but come out stronger, bonded by something stronger than anything else. A sense of family and mutual respect and trust.

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"
"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"
"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"
"You, off my planet"
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous"
"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'll wager it's hard to pronounce"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
"Worst excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"Best excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"What happens if you get half scared to death twice?"
"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"
"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"
"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"My mind is like lightening, one brilliant flash, then it's gone"
"Evil beware: we're armed with Waffles"

"My God what is that smell?" "It's called Fresh air" -Sinead and Ian (Medusa Plot)

"Turn right now." "Now? All I see is a bloody narrow gap between trees" - GPS and Ian (Dead Of Night)

"Or how you people in the US Provinces say...Bungee!" "I believe it is Bingo" -Natalie and Alistair (The Sword Thief)

"Lovely" -Ian (The Sword Thief)

"So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"-Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Oh great. I'm in South Korea and now my sister is Julie Andrews" -Dan (The Sword Thief)

"Executor?" "That means he killed her?" -Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Those are Cobras, not the really cute ones. Like Ian" -Dan

"Your a Thief" "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian" -Ian and Amy (Maze of Bones)

''But today I'm the good guy. You gotta see that, Amy.'' ''Because you make gangster pop-up books?" "Exactly!" -Dan and Jonah (One False Note)

"Hello, Love" -Ian to Amy (Practically every time they meet.)

Falling in Love is a stupid idea if you're not prepared to find yourself(... so go CAMPING!)

Writing Playlist:

The Cinematic Orchestra - To build a home: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0ordd2nOI

Demi Lovato - Heart Attack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdlEGQk_8TE&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg&index=3

HurtHugo Shcneider - Locked Out of Heaven Mashup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6s6bIVPbbc&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

3OH!3 ft. Kesha - My First Kiss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UJ66QVGnNI&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Boyce Avenue - For The First Time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=341vSMO5ISU&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Birdy - Without a Word: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnAfFpNKT_E&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Blake Shelton - Who Are You When I'm Not Looking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlSp_dRzfk&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Blake Shelton - She wouldn't be gone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3eNXaxAUbY&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Pistol Annies - Takin' Pills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3nM1-m19bE&list=FLlSmdkU6vdz1qnQiYEG9vFg

Parahute - Forever and Always: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yikzoM4tbfg&list=PLJkWirSdtSjCINo3tMNNRY7gWLPKoEcKw&feature=mh_lolz

Parachute - Kiss Me Slowly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km75Pc0YzdQ&list=PLJkWirSdtSjCINo3tMNNRY7gWLPKoEcKw

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1W5lFW-vUY

The stories in progress are:

- I try: The Full Story: 39 Clues; this is an extension of my one shot 'I Try' (songfic inspired by Macy Gray). this pretty much follows Amy and Ian over the course of Amy's pregnany. Will there be drama, yes. Will there be humour, obviously. Will it be good, hopefully. on hiatus

- Assassin : Forget/The Unfinished Job: Twilight; Aria Jayne was stolen as a baby with her sister. Then her sister was murdered. She wants to know by who and why. Now she's an assassin, one of the best. When a protective assignment extends father than it should with the Cullens, she somehow gets thrust into the world of La Push. The last place she ever wanted to be. / When Aria was a baby, she and her twin sister, Paige, were stolen. Then Paige was killed. Now Aria's grown up, and she's trained to kill. She won't stop until she finds who killed her sister and is six feet under them-self. And it wouldn't hurt if she fell in love along the way.

- Rules for Hogwarts: funny rules.

-100 Themes: this is the 100 themes challenge, I'm gonna see if I can do this for Twilight, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. Imma try but no promises. On HAITUS as of now.

Ideas:

- That Nightmare :Supersmashbrosbrawl: crack/OC in where Marth turns into a girl and gets knocked up by roy. Joy.

- Unwritten: Harry Potter; Scorpious did something shameful. He bought a journal. But what he realizes only now, is that his journal has a "connection" with another. and that he just might be falling in love with the girl on the other side. ScorpiousXRose

-The Stories of Us: Archive TBA: snapshots of what life Is, Isn't and Should. Told in third person

- Assassin: Forgot; Sequel to Assassin: Forget: She's avenged one person, but has yet to find Paige's killer. Embarking on a journey that just might make or break her, she must survive against all odds in the Killer's Ultimate World: Volterra.

-Assassin: Forgotten: Paige's memory has been honored but that doesn't mean her adventures of Life and Death are done. Immersing herself in her life and work does nothing but make things worse. she must confront her fears and go to the place this all started. The Laboratories.

-Right and Wrong: Nico is about to realize that though Hatred may be your undoing Love can undo a lot more their lives. It can unravel wars.

-The Daughter: Twilight: She was lithe girl of 17. she was slender with coppery-dark brown hair and blue-green eyes. her father was someone they couldn't trust while they killed her mother unknowingly. She was their greatest ally when she was supposed to be their fiercest opponent.

-The Girl: Twilight: "There's an incredibly strong coven protecting one girl. That's their one purpose, to protect this girl from harm. Why are they doing that? Who is she? What can she do?"