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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Legend, Marie Lu, and Mortal Instruments. Hey, my name is IggyLikesToExplode! what, you think i would actually tell you my real name? my penname is stupid, i know... i couldn't think of anything else... well, i love to sing, paint/draw, and write! my favorite subject is math and i'm in middle school. I'm also 13. currently, my favorite singers/bands are Adele, Coldplay, OneRepublic, Cristina Perri, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry. I dare you to read through ALL of my profile! warning: it is very, Very, VERY long :) (but if you do, i'll give you a virtual cookie) favorite books/series' Thirteen Days to Midnight by Patrick Carman the Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan The Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan Divergent Trilogy by Veronica Roth Gallagher Girls By Ally Carter The Matched trilogy by Ally Condie The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins Michael Vey: Prisoner of Cell 25 by Richard Paul Evans the Witch and Wizard Series by James Patterson MAXIMUM RIDE!!! by James Patterson Across the Universe By Beth Revis Paranormalcy by Kirsten White The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer Article 5 by Kristen Simmons The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare Tangerine by Edward Bloor The Giver by Lois Lowry Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine The View From Saturday by E.L. Konigsburg (unlike some people, i actually understood the book) Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia The Selection by Keira Cass The Midnighters by Scott Westerfeld The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin Legend by Marie Lu The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare The Goddess Test by Aimee Carter Partials by Dan Wells Unwind by Neal Shusterman KUROSHITSUJI/BLACK BUTLER by Yana Toboso (i love both the manga and the anime w) (there is a lot more, but i'm too lazy to list all of them. only the recent ones) Favorite Couples: Percy & Annabeth Jason & Piper Frank & Hazel Max & Fang Peeta & Katniss Zia & Carter Sadie & Anubis (sorry, i just dont like walt as much, but it is close) Clary & Jace Simon & Isabelle Luke & Jocelyn Alec & Magnus Jacob& Ophelia Amy & Elder Ember & Chase Cassia & Ky Evie & Lend Ella & Char Michael & Taylor Cammie & Zach Tris & Tobias :D Christina & Will (poor will...) Ciel & Sebastian The Stupid Test This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (usually right after my birthday) 258 ways to annoy... everybody 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 4.Name your dog "Dog." 5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date. 13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. 14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon. 16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies. 18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 20. Repeat everything someone says as a question. 21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps. 22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. 23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now." 24. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read. 28. Ask people what gender they are. 29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. 30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 36. Wear a lot of cologne. 37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 38. Sing along at the opera. 39. Mow your lawn with scissors. 40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!" 41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 46. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 51. Practice making fax and modem noises. 52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss. 53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy." 54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 57. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 59. Honk and wave to strangers. 60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 61. type only in lowercase. 62. Dont use any punctuation in sentences 63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over.. 66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone. 67. Drum on every available surface. 68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 69. Set alarms for random times. 70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.." 71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. 72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted. 73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. 74. Wear your pants backwards. 75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!" 76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music." 77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode. 78. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 84. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. 87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along. 88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it. 90. Drive across the street. 91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl. 93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes." 95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 97. Ask to "interface" with someone. 98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket." 99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. 101. Never make eye contact. 102. Never break eye contact. 103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results. 104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. 105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice. 106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says. 107. As people talk, smell their shoulders. 108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention." 109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?" 110. Place your shoes on the table. 111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right. 112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off." 113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's. 114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. 115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips. 116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one. 117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off. 118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President. 119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent. 120. Wear odd shoes. 121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly. 122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. 123. Throw stones at people walking past your house. 124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds. 125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles. 126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke. 127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening. 128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2. 129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage. 130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too. 131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf. 132. .sdrawkcab etirW 133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food. 134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it. 135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants. 136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up! 137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say. 138. Drive on the wrong side of the road. 139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural." 140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme. 141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman. 142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot. 143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt. 144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin. 145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away. 146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%. 147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly. 148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R. 149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the." 150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started. 151. Ride a unicycle to work. 152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there. 153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat. 154. Continuously mumble during a conversation. 155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house. 156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly. 157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs. 158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns. 159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk. 160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling. 161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant. 162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly. 163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking. 164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing." 165. Go to a gumball machine and insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!" 166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway. 167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles. 168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.) 169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn. 170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant. 171. 172. 173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer. 174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's. 175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn. 176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys. 177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants. 178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. 179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you." 180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car. 181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family. 182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent. 183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining. 184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you. 185. Face the back when standing in an elevator. 186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town. 187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.) 188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band. 189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!") 190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY. 191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!". 192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things." 193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall! 194. Call every girl you know "dude". 195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy. 196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality" 197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment. 198. Call 911 and breathe heavily. 199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back. (?) 200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's) 201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200) 202. Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet. 203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper. 204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice. 205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?" 206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off. 207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?" 208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears). 209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation. 210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly. 211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do". 212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school. 213. Pretend you are invisible. 214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language. 215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills. 216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?" 217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason. 218. Call everyone a communist. 219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise. 220.. Call your neighbors collect. 221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?" 222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice. 223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle. 224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises. 225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?" 226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking. 227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!" 228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job. 229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you. 230. Slurp your soda very loudly, claiming "I have to get EVERY drop." 231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know." 232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email. 233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over. 234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly. 235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!" 236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!". 237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial. 238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!" 239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave. 240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot. 241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang. 242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father." 243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device. 244. Super Glue quarters to floors. 245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers. 246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Baskin Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop." 247. RITE N AL CAPETEL LEDDERZ AND MIZPEL EVRREEYTHING!!! 248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people. 250. Lend a book to someone, but staple the middle together. 251) Lend someone a book, but rip out the climax. 252) Drink milk right out of the carton. 252) When making a list use the same number twice. 253) Spehl eezy werds ronng. 254) Pronunce people's names wrong everytime you meet them. 255) Laugh at everything they say. 256) Never laugh at what they say. 257) When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side. 258) Snicker at what someone said and say "I got the movie reference" PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard. GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. (kinda...) HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. (for the ads :D ) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally) so i'm 36% girl and 20% boy... what about the other 44%? am i an alien? AAH! ALL THIS TIME, I NEVER KNEW! (CRIES) THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Yellow Name one person who made you smile today: all the fanfiction authors in the world :) you guys are so awesome!!! 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Sleeping. 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? reading fanfiction 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Do reeces count? 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? No way, and I never will. 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? "Am i dreaming?" (my brother gave me a milkshke. i havent had one in several months :3) 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Hard to say, but I like Rita's Italian ice and custard thing. 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? my milkshake :P 10, Do you like your wallet? I don't have a wallet... 11, What was the last thing you ate? Dhal rice (lentil curry) 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nah. 13, The last sporting event you watched? my brother's basketball game. 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? ...I don't know. I don't eat popcorn very often... 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My BFF, kwriter101. 16, Ever go camping? No, but I want to so bad!!! 17, Do you take vitamins daily? I used to... 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? I'm not Christian... 19, Do you have a tan? idk... i have a dark complexion already, so... yeah... 20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Real Chinese food, or Panda Express? Real is better XD 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? not anymore :( 22, What did your last text message say? brb, i'm eating lunch (at 2:00...) 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping, doing my kumon, reading fanfiction, checking my email, watching anime, doing homework, eating food, repeat cycle daily. 25, Look to your left, what do you see? my backpack. 26, What color is your watch? black 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Cody Simpson, and my friend from CA. 28, What is your birthstone? Aquamarine. 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Depends. If I don't know what to order, i go in. If I do know what to order, drive thru 30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? my mother. she was freaking out about leaving the oven on while she was out for a walk. dont worry, all izz well... (movie reference!!!) 32, Any plans today? homework... 33, How many states have you lived in? 2, but I'm not telling you which... you could probably find out if you looked hard enough. 34, Biggest annoyance right now? the space bar on my laptop. 35, Last song listened to? i haveno idea... i think i was listening to something vocaloid, tho. 36, Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yeah, it takes a bit of concentration though. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? occasionally 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? old sneakers that are practically dead :3 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Not really. 40, Is anyone jealous of you? probably not. 41, Do you love anyone? Lots of family, but I don't really have a crush on anyone 42, Do any of your friends have children? No! I'm 14, people! 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Hate is a "strong" word... 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Yeah, hello, hi, etc. 46, What color is your car? See question 42 answer... But my parents have a white car and a blue van. 47, Do you like cats? Yeah, but I don't have one... 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Do fictional characters count? 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? I once went to knots berry farms when I was little, and I went to hurricane harbor a couple months back...those are extensions of that theme park, so do they count? 50, How did you get your worst scar? During PE, I was running on the track, and I fell down. My leg got scraped bad, and now that area of my leg is scarred forever... Stupid clumsiness. I feel like a Bella before she became a vampire... Which fairy tale do you relate to the most? FAIRY TAIL!!! (THE ANIME/MANGA) Do you hate going to the dentist? Not really. What do you do for Halloween? Trick or treat, duh. This year I was wearing a homemade CHB t-shirt. Do you have many friends? Yes. What is on your mind at this very moment in time? BLACK BUTLER!!!!!! Do you often believe what people tell you? I can be pretty gullible sometimes. Have you ever been so pressured that you did something stupid? Nah. I'm usually pressured about studying for tests and stuff. Do you like the current life you live? Yeah. I wouldn't have all the awesome friends I have today if I had a different life! Whenever you are down, what do you usually do? Read, think of something happy to cheer me up. sometimes, I go onto fanfiction and find some good parodies. Do you keep up with a diary? Nope. Do people usually understand you? "Ra2Ah3Ra(MaMa2)Ga2Ooh(La2)=Bad Romance. What is the most unique thing you like to do? Me: "hey everybody! I like to read BOOKS!" Everybody: "Gasp! Who does that anymore! I'll go rot my brain and watch TV for 10 hours straight!" (i watch TV for only an hour or two) What is the name of a main character from your favorite movie? When the MR movie comes out, Max. Recently, the sea lion from Madagascar 3. Do you have a crazy uncle? No... Why? If we are what we eat, what are you? Paneer Tikka Masala. if you don't know what that is, go to an Indian restaurant or grocery store and ask what it is. or, just search it up on the internet. Do you own any REAL designer purses? Coach Can you name all seven dwarves? Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful and Dopey. I used to love snow white! What's on your Christmas list this year? Books What holiday is your birthday closest to? Saint Patties Day!!! How old were you when you received your first kiss and where were you? I have never kissed anyone before. :( If you could visit any time period, which one would you visit? Ancient Greece, Mesopotamia, and India (mainly the harappan civilization) OR... THE 1880'S SO I COULD SAY HI TO CIEL PHANTOMHIVE AND SEBASTIAN MICHALEIS AND GRELL SUTCLIFFE AND RONALK KNOX AND WILLIAM T SPEARS AND... well, you geth the point. Ever been drunk? No, and I never plan to. Ever been high? Does a sugar high count? Are you totally amazing at guitar hero? I don't own that game... Do you like your hand writing? My cursive is pretty, but my brother can't read it. Do you want to be an invisible ninja when you grow up? Uhh... Sure? What is your Patronus? Hmm... A bird? I don't know. Do you always remember to bring a towel when you shower? I forget occasionally. “Stories? We all spend our lives telling them, about this, about that, about people…But some? Some stories are so good we wish they’d never end. They’re so gripping that we’ll go without sleep just to see a little bit more. Some stories bring us laughter and sometimes they bring us tears…but isn’t that what a great story does? Makes you feel? Stories that are so powerful…they really are with us forever.” - Dustin Hoffman MAXIMUM RIDE FOREVA!!!!!!!!!! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo... I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I like CARTOONS/ANIME/MANGA, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like to stand up in front of a crowd so I must be an attention hog. I have dogs so i must hate cats. I active, so that must mean sexually. I like boys so that must mean I'm a slut. I have pervertive friends so that must mean I’m a pervert. You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When... [X]1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. [ ]2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. [X]3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. [X]4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. [X]5. You claim you have wings. [X]6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. [X]7. You daydream about meeting the flock. [ ]8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. [X]9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. [X]10. You study about birds. [ ]11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. [X]12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. [X]13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. [X]14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. [X]15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out September 6, 2012) [X]16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. (the midnight premiere is ALWAYS at midnight. Hence the name.) [X]17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. [X]18. You hate dog crates. [X]19. You think scientists are evil. [X]20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. [ ]21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. [X]22. You've found a new respect for blind people. [X]23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. [X]24. You say 'U and A' a lot. [X]25. You think you have a Voice like Max. [X]26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. [X]27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. [X]28. You know what 'Fax' is. [X]29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. [ ]30. You claim to have brain attacks. [X]31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. [X]32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. [X]33. You daydream of flying. [X]34. You love chocolate chip cookies. [X]35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. [X]36. If you want to become a writer because of MR [X]37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. [X]38. If you love Fan-fiction. [?]39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. [X]40. You want a talking dog. I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, IggyIsAwesome13, Fiona siona, IggyLikesToExplode, If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. (Yup. MySpace and Facebook are about two of the stupidest things created.) If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. (it wasn't my fault!!! jace was saying “I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." I mean, if you didn't laugh, or at least crack a smile when you read that from City of Ashes, please tell me how the hell that couldn't be funny) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. put this on your page If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a dog lover, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of the conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever randomly said something, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs. If you and/or your friend are nuts and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!!! :D If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the Internet world has a Myspace account. If you are part of the two percent who don't (like me!) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had someone talking to you, you don't hear them, and then five minutes later you look at them and say "what did you say?" copy this into your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (how about a whole book in 2 hours!) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think sweets are like magnets when they are sitting right next to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think of ideas for a story and more than half the time they turn out rubbish, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate bullying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If your immature then paste this in your profile If your a sucker for bacon, then copy and paste this onto your profile!!! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!! If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (my alarm clock! lol) If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in less than four hours, copy this into your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love Maximum Ride, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. (shh!) Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. (AND I NEVER WILL!) If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a MySpace/FaceBook, or have one and want to get rid of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing, or the 2 percent that hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. (2 percent!!! if i knew how to hack a website :)) If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they’re not, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you everwhacked someone while playing the Wii, copy this onto your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate! (AND BACON-DON'T FORGET BACON!!!) If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. If you laugh when you're not supposed to, then copy and paste this to your profile If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. (except for math. math is fun :)) If you love to draw copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile. (i have never had detention my life) If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by me On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How stupid could you be to do that? On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!! On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops..honey, forget what I said about ironing your clothes!!) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artifical nuts...) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Then I'll just stop it with any other body part.) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...) On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants) On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company) On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...) A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!) A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??) A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!) A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???) A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot) A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.) A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good) A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...) A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.) A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...) A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?) A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?) A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!) A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?) A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...) A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.) An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.) An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?) A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.) A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...) On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! You Know You’re a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (ipad) You've got a book memorized. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (two hours, give or take.) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. Your idol is a character from a book I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page. A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. (Put this on your page if u like music) ////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post The Stairs 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL 8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 ) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) (Put it on your page if you didn't laugh at this) XD This is weird, but interesting! If you can Raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT -- The MR Pledge I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead. I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak. I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes. I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking. I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks. I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates. I promsie to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior. I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair. I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player. I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing. Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil... Okay only the one's named Lissa:) 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement... for height and Built;) 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up his and the flocks lives in 9 words... or a letter that can pour out 14 years worth of love:'( 15. Even a kick-butt, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium!! 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! 38. You became a treehugger after reading The Final Warning. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog... They are very cool you know! 41. If your anything like Max you will save your best guy friend's life on more than 3 occasions:) CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. CHILD OF POSEIDEN You feel at home in the water. CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. List 12 of your favorite book characters in no particular order! 1. MAX (MAXIMUM RIDE) 2. CASSIA (MATCHED) 3. FANG (MAXIMUM RIDE) 4. SIMON (MORTAL INSTRUMENTS) 5. BEX (GALLAGHER GIRLS) 6. ELDER (ACROSS THE UNIVERSE) 7.TRIS (DIVERGENT) 8. EMBER (ARTICLE 5) 9.KATNISS (HUNGER GAMES) 10. PERCY JACKSON (PJ & THE OLYMPIANS) 11. OPHELIA JAMES (13 DAYS TO MIDNIGHT) 12. MICHAEL VEY (MV: PRISONER OF CELL 25) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? do you want to? elder/ophelia? no and no. Do you think 4 is cute? I SHALL OWN HIS SOUL!!!! What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Michael/Ember They are from different books and different time periods. (present/future) Can you recall any fics about 9? katniss. yes. hudunkder!!! (that is a word my cousin made up! no stealing!!!) Would 2 and six make a good couple? Cassia/elder. well, no. they both like different people. (cassia&ky, elder&amy) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? bex/katniss or bex/percy? bex/percy. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? max/ember? once again, different books 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hotnight stand with 11 and a brief unhappy relationship with 6,then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 12 MAX AND TRIS ARE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP UNTIL KATNISS RUNS OFF WITH TRIS. MAX, BROKENHEARTED, HAS A HOTNIGHT STAND WITH OPHELIA AND A BRIEF AND UNHAPPY RELATIONSHIP WITH ELDER, THEN FOLLOWS THE WISE ADVICE OF BEX AND FINDS TRUE LOVE WITH MICHAEL VEY. OKAY... MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS! ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ „øº „øº ºø„ „øº„øººø„º For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the voice in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when you run into an inanimate object, then kicked it, and said "Stupid ...!", then, later on, you went back to whatever you kicked, and apoligized to it. Crazy is seeing llamas and camels on a farm in P.A. and nobody believing you. Crazy is when you check the sky to see whether the flock are up there from Maximum Ride. Crazy is when you yell out your window to someone that looks like your friend, but really isn't. Crazy is when you walk right into a poll and see unicorns. Crazy is when you feed your fish, forget that you fed them, then fed them AGAIN, then forgot, and then ALMOST feed them again. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. My favorite poem evur!!!! White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses. White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky. White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone. White is the color of angels' wings and Angel's wings. White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag. White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels. White is the colour of every last freaking gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself. -Maximum Ride I’m a female. Fe = Iron. Male = Man. Therefore, I am Iron man. Penguins can’t fly, I can’t fly. Therefore, I am a penguin. That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the answer right and the smart kid doesn’t. Shower = the place of thoughts and decision making. Saying ‘and, yeah’ when you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Going into the fridge every 20 minutes to see if the food fairy has brought anything good to eat. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound. I renamed all my files “the world” so every day when I “save” the world I feel important. Every time I read “ROFL”, I hear Scooby Doo saying “waffle” I hate when websites ask, “are you human?” umm hello? I'm obviously a unicorn When you’re angry, your texting speed increases by a ridiculous amount. Got bored, so I logged off. Then logged back on, because I got bored. I don’t know what’s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you. “H3y, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?!” Well, I’m about to throw a dictionary in your face. Fun Stuff to do In an elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? "I vill now destroy de snickuhs bahrs!" gazzy- MR, stwaoes Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice? I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall of a cliff, I laugh even harder. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork So you can pay $6,445,883 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can't feed them? “Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.” ― Jack Handey I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled. “People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain.” I hate it when people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane. Reality is more fun when you make it up Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid! Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to Tell the truth and run When in doubt, say a quote When in doubt, make up words! Ask no questions and I will tell no lies it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the daylight out of them. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What would happen if the whole world farted at once? I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me? Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Smile. It confuses people. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty! Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Let's flip a coin, heads we stay together, tails we flip again. Cracks in the concrete remind us that no matter how strong we are we break. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. The dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident - barney came and they all committed suicide. You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later. Never regret what once made you smile. Sometimes you make me so mad i want to throw you into ongoing traffic, but then i realize that i would probably kill myself trying to save you If you live to be 100 i want to be 100 minus one day so i will never have to live without you don't save anything for a special occasion, every day your alive is a special occasion my imaginary friends think you have problems shock me... say something intelligent people who say anythings possible have clearly never tried to slam a revolving door relax. nothing is ok. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. "...It's like going up to a rock and saying, 'You're a rock!". Diary of a lovesick mutant by Pheonix Fanatic On a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color? -If you can stay calm when all around you is in chaos, then you probably haven't fully understood the situation. -If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes? -The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. -There are 3 kinds of people: People who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electrical fence for themselves. -WARNING- do NOT walk in my footsteps! I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. -Last night I lay in bed looking u at the stars thinking, where the heck is the ceiling?! -they laugh because we're losers...WE laugh because they just figured it out -if tylenol,duct tape, or a band-aid don't fix you, you have a serious problem -you cry. i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder -the dinosaurs didn't die out on accident. Barney came and they comitted suicide. -you can't spell awesome without ME! -They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill that many people -Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates it. -When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it -Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face “I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? -shoot for the moon. even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars -When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. -It IS bad and they ARE out to get you -Taste the rainbow-EAT CRAYONS! -newscasters always say "good evening" and then preced to tell you why it's not -boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs -I wish my lawn was emo. Then it could cut itself -whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door -Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? -An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed -Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! -secret admirers are stalkers with stationary -I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it! -Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork! (not a spork, that's reserved for my best friends :D ) -you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. -Help! I've fallen and I can't-oooo nice carpet! -I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me! -We know the speed of light...So what's the speed of dark? -Who gives a crap if the glass is half full or half empty? Just pick the freaking glass up and drink it! -I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun! -The Force and duct tap are the same thing- they both have a light and dark side and they hold the universe together! -I ran with scissors and lived! -When you go to court, you're putting your life in the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -IF you can't buy friendship, then why do you have to buy Barbie's friends? -mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young -i'm not random! i just have thou- OH A SQUIRREL! -Silence is golden duct tape is silver -it's always the last place you look. Of course it is! why would I keep looking after I found it?! -I'm not afraid of Death! What's it gonna do? kill me? -life is like a pack of gum...I have yet to figure out why. -Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! -I used to have super poweres...then my therapist took them away... -I used to have have an imaginary friend...then she abandoned me because her friends thought I wasn't real... -what hapens if you get scared half to death twice? 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Top 10 ways to annoy Fang 10. ask him if he molts 9.tell him he really needs a hair cut 8.get Gazzy to impersonate Max saying that she loves him 7.when he and Max are on a date track down Lissa and bring her up to them. Have her say"Nick, I missed you sooo much!" 6.ask him if he knows how to use the English language since he never talks 5.have Max pretend to be dead and videotape his reaction 4.have him get on Fanfiction and have him read someof these embarrassing stories about him 3.stalk him all day and see what he does 2.run up to him and yell,"yes, he's mine! I got here first! I call dibs!" And the number one way to annoy Fang? 1.tell him black isn't his color. Top 10 funny store signs Read aloud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now please only read the third word of each sentence. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". Friends vs. Best Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel. You know you live in 2012 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. (i actually used to live in California. this is full of stereotypes. ) top 10 signs you know you're in california 1. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in english. (lie. most the people in CA aren't even bilingual) 2. You make over 250,000 and still can't afford a house (true. houses are really expensive in CA) 3. Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair a nose ring and is named Breeze (NONE of my teachers looked ANYTHING like that! they look quite normal) 4. You can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian coffee beans (lie. most people just go to starbucks. and I don't even LIKE coffee!) 5. You pass an elementry school playground and all the children are busy with their cell phone. (eh. kinda. more like only 4th-6th graders are doing that.) 6. The guy wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney is George Clooney. (not where i used to live) 7. A low speed pursuit will interrupt any tv broadcast. ( nope) 8. Its sprinkling outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather related accidents. (oh wow. how stupid do you think we are?) 9. You and your dog have therapists. (i have never had a therapist or dog in my life.) 10. A really great parking space can move you to tears. (sure... ) STUPID QUESTIONS whos cruel idea was it for lisp to have and s in it? are children what act in 'R' rated films allowed to see them? If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."? Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy? Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? xXx You feel feel sorry for me because I'm mad... And I pity you because you think you're normal. xXx Maximum Ride Quotes “Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.” StWaOES “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked. “Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' “Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.” AE “You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.” SO-F "Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.” AE “What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" “I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” “What happened to your tan?"--Fang “Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?” StWaOES “I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." Got a prob with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Then sit back down. Can't face me? Turn around. 1.Grab te nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4. The Secret Hour (the Midnighters, #1) by Scott Westerfeild "This was hopeless." 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? air 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? hmmmm idk... 4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 6:30 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:47 6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8.Before you started this survey what did you look at? 9.What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? green paint, windows mirror, clock. 13.Seen anything wierd lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? so... MMMTKRE, for short. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? (Jace, not sebastian) Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, IggyLikesToExplode (Be honest no matter what.) 1) Have you ever been asked out? 2) Where did you get your default picture? 4) Your current relationship status? 5) Does your crush like you back? 6) What is your current mood? 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? 8) What color shirt are you wearing? Black. 9) Missing something? i don't think so... 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? 12) Ever had a near death experience? 13) Something you do a lot? 14) The song stuck in your head? 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? my kindergarden teacher, my friend from nothern CA, this boy i used to have in my 6th grade class, and my friend Amy. 17) When was the last time you cried? idk 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? To stop time. i could finish all the freaking books in the world in less than a millisecond! 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? no. freaking comment. 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? coffee just isn't my cup of tea. 22) What's your biggest secret? 23) Favorite color? 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) What are you? 26) Do you speak any other language? 27) What's your favorite smell? idk 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? bookworm 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) What are you thinking about right now? 31) What should you be doing? 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 33) Do you like working in the yard? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? anything shadowhunterish. 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? sigh... read question 5 again, please. 36) What is your natural hair color? 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? hmmmm... idk You are COMPLETELY OBSESSED With Percy Jackson When... (answers in BOLD apply to me) You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (I want one soooooo bad. . .) You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your god parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (i WISH i had a dog...) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. You give friends and yourself a godly parent. You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology. You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book=) (Including th guide, and the Demigod Files) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis. (Actually, i named my beta 'Percy') Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". (I'm a girl. . . But I think of Percy when I do that :D) You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. (with happy meals!!! ;P ) You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. (Didn't work D:) You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You start seeing and thinking about things related to greek mythology. The Percy Jackson pledge. I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel I promise to remember The Stolls I promise to remember Beckendorf I promise to remember Silena I promise to remember Micheal Yew I promise to remember Briares I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Yes, I promise to remember PJO Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? Answer: The arts and crafts room, the dining hall, or the amphitheater 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Answer: ummm... no. 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Answer: every single one of them 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Answer: Octavian (stuffed animal murder!) 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? Answer: The Battle of the Labyrinth. 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Answer: hmmm... Leo or Percy or Annabeth or Rachel or Thalia or... well, you get it. 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Answer: Hestia, or maybe Apollo or Athena or Posiden. ;D 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Answer: i would freak out and go all fangirl on him, asking him for an autograph and a picture and everything :D 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Answer: A random Apollo kid, because my favorite band's singer IS a child of Apollo, therefore, i could possibly get a backstage pass or something!!! 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Answer: Leo or Percy, maybe Annabeth :D 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Answer: No no no no no... (shudders) 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Answer: Percabeth!!! :D 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? Answer: Well, first, i'd be obsessed with Annabeth's AMAZING craftsmanship and the architecture of Olympus, 'cause i'm like that. THEN, i would go all fangirl on the gods asking for autographs ;) 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Answer: Sing-Along at the Amphitheater 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? Answer: “You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" 16. Favorite Percy Moment? Answer: all of then :P 17. Favorite Nico Moment? Answer: "With great power, comes a great need to take a nap. . . wake me up later." 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? Answer: “Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?” 19. Favorite Grover Moment? Answer: “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. 20. Favorite Random Moment? Answer: "Dreams like a podcast, Choose your top six fandoms (in random order): Maximum Ride Mortal Instruments Kuroshitsuji (black butler) Host club Divergent Beautiful Creatures The first character you fell in love with: Fang Simon Sebastian Kyoya Tobias Ethan The character you never expected to love: Ari Isabelle Joker Kasanoda Caleb John The character you would date any time: Fang Simon or Jace Sebastian Hikaru or Kauru Tobias Ethan The character you’re most like: Nudge Clary Freckles/Dolly Haruhi Cristina Liv Three favorite characters: Iggy, Max,and Fang Jace, Simon, and Clary Ceil, Sebastian, and Ronald Knox Haruhi, Kyoya, and Hikaru and Kauru (The twins are an inseparable team.) Tris, Tobias, and Caleb Ethan, Lena, and Liv Favorite Coupling: Fang and Max Jace and Clary Sebastian and Ceil Haruhi and Tamaki (or Haruhi and Kyoya. i cant decide which is better) Tris and Tobias Ethan and Lena 50 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Kuroshitsuji! (Bold apply to me) 1. You've drawn a pentagram on the back of your hand before. 2. You name all the spiders you see "Claude." 3. You suddenly become interested when you hear someone mention the Victorian Era in Social Studies class. 4. You've thought about getting a black cat or dog and naming it Sebastian. 5. When you hear "Jack the Ripper", You automatically think of Grell and Madame Red. 6. You are convinced that Jack the Ripper was actually a crazy woman and a Shinigami. 7. When you see a black bird outside, you start talking to it to see if it is actually Sebastian in disguise. 8. You have searched Google for "how to summon a demon" so you can summon your own Sebastian or Claude. 9. Whenever you see a red piece of clothing, you think of Grell. 10. Whenever you see a gardening tool, you think it's actually a death scythe. 11. You have asked a person with green eyes and glasses if they are a Shinigami. 12. You suddenly want to paint your nails black. 13. Butlers are now incredibly sexy to you, along with teenage boys that wear eyepatches. 14. You have the urge to name your future son Ciel or Alois. 15. You start to talk like a British person after watching a few episodes. (I watch sub) 16. You have tried to imitate at least one Kuroshitsuji character's voice. 17. One of your goals in life is to live in a mansion in England. 18. You suddenly have a strange fascination with throwing silverware at people. 19. You have searched the Internet for custom-made contact lenses, so you can have your very own contract seal on your eye. (and Shinigami contact lenses!!!) 20. You think that demons, angels, and Shinigami run around in England. 21. When told to do something, you unconsciously respond, "Yes, My Lord." Or "Yes, Your Highness." 22. You have tried to pull of your gloves with your teeth. 23. You have had crazy dreams that involve the characters of Kuroshitsuji. 24. When you make a wish, you always wish that you can meet the characters of Kuroshitsuji in real life. 25. You have an obsessive, stalker-like crush on one or more of the characters of Kuroshitsuji. 26. You think that being a funeral director is suddenly one of the coolest jobs in the world. 27. You always bring up Kuroshitsuji, no matter what the conversation is about. (Pie, homework, dogs, you name it, I got a conversation about kuroshitsuji about it) 28. When you meet a blonde boy with blue eyes, you think of Alois. 29. You suddenly think that tailcoats are one of the sexiest things a man can wear. 30. You have the ability to talk about Kuroshitsuji all day and nothing else. 31. You want to become a maid or butler in England, so you can try to spot a demon there. 32. You have looked up the name "Phantomhive" to see if it was a real nobleman's name. 33. You love to read/write Kuroshitsuji fanfiction. 34. You have made pairings for just about every single character. 35. You are hopelessly obsessed with Kuroshitsuji's theme songs. (YES) 36. You take it upon yourself to memorize the character songs and their lyrics. 37. You have Earl Grey tea stockpiled in your kitchen. 38. You like to continuously sing, "London Bridge is Falling Down" in a really creepy voice. 39. Your favorite color is now a dark blue. 40. You want to buy and wear an eyepatch like Ciel. 41. You have tried to make your hair match one of the character's from Kuroshitsuji. 42. The song "I'm Alive" is your personal theme song. (Or any of the songs from Kuroshitsuji) 43. Searched the Internet looking for Kuroshitsuji personality quizzes. 44. When you see a small boy with black hair and blue eyes, you ask them if they know someone named Ciel. If they say no, then you ask if they know a Sebastian. 45. Cats are now the cutest animal in the world to you. 46. You stockpile pictures of characters from Kuroshitsuji and put them on your walls. 47. You wish you had glasses and yellow-green eyes so you can pretend to be a Shinigami. 48. It makes you go insane inside when your friends ask you what Kuroshitsuji is. 49. Your catchphrase is now, "I'm simply one hell of a person." 50. Even the people who love Kuroshitsuji say that you are too obsessed. 10 ways to tell if you're a serious Kuroshitsuji fan: 1. You refer to it as Kuroshitsuji when the rest of your friends just call it Black Butler. 2. You've drawn a pentagram on the back of your hand. 3. You call yourself a fanGRELL, and refer to the fandom as the FANDOMhive Manor 4. You've watched all of the episodes more than once 5. You stay up at night watching/reading/drawing Kuroshitsuji when you're supposed to be asleep/studying 6. Every time someone says something about a corset, you either giggle hysterically and/or blush so hard you look like a tomato 7. You've spent at least two hours online looking for good cosplay costumes 8. Whenever someone compliments you on your job, you reply that you're one hell of a (insert occupation here) 9. Whenever someone is surprised at your ability to do a job, you say/think "If I couldn't do this, then what kind of (insert occupation here) would I be?" 10. You have this on your profile. If you're a serious Kuroshitsuji fan, copy & paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Moonstar Daughter of Hades, IggyLikesToExplode, Who is my Godly Parent? Child of Zeus: You like being in charge. 3/10 Child of Poseidon: You feel at home in the water. 6/10 I love water! Child of Hades: You’re not that much of a people person. 3/10 Child of Demeter: You own a garden. 7/10 Child of Ares: You often start fights. 2/10 Child of Athena: You have an insatisfiable thirst for knowledge.You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. 5/10
8/10 Hunter of Artemis: You dislike boys in general. Child of Hephaestus: 1/10 Child of Aphrodite: Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0/10 Child of Hermes: You like pickpocketing your friends. 3/10 Child of Dionysus: You're the life of the party. 2/10 And my godly parent is... Apollo! | |||||||
1. Day's day reviewswhat would happen if June failed to think up a plan to save day? How would Day's last day be like? rated T just to be safe.Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-122. City Of Avian Hybrids reviewsMax has Been captured by Sebastian. The flock fly back to NYC to find out clues. Will the Shadowhunters and the conclave help them? What is Sebastian up to This time? read to find out. Max & Fang, Clary & Jace, Simon & Isabelle, PLEASE READ!Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-30-12 - Max & Clary F.3. insert interesting Maximum Ride Title Here » reviews13 year old Solace is captured from her home and brought to the school. What are they going to turn her into? Will someone ever rescue her? Who are these Fang and Max people keep talking about? And what does Dylan have to do with any of this? Will you get an awnser to all these questions? Read and find out. And don't forget to R&R!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-7-12 - Published: 6-19-124. Maximum Egg: The Omelet Experiment reviewsParody i wrote for LA a couple months ago. Please Read! Max Egg Has to Rescue Omelet and Boiled from the Human. Feng, Scrambled, And Eggy are helping her find them. Crappy summary. But please read! and don't forget to R&R!Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-12 - Max - Complete
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