Author has written 2 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
SOME WAYS 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. at lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2. page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice
3. everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"
5. Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever u go out 2 eat--with a serious face
7. specify that ur drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. don t use any punctuation
10. sing along at the opera
11. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme
12. put mosquito netting around ur work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. five days in advance, tell ur friends u cant attend their party cuz ur not in the mood
14. Have ur friends address u by ur wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15. when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i won!"
16. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!"
17. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME 1 laugh
-- - --Put this
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
Have a heart.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO UR PROFILE IF YOU R NOT LIKING CHILD ABUSE AND WANT IT TO STOP!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
okay this is kinda long but please read at least some of it
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days
I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY
I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.
I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.
I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.
I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.
I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!)
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.
I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut.
I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.
I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.
I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.
I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.
I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.
My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs.
I have MULTIPLE PEIRCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.
I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.
I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.
I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.
I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.
I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.
I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.
I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.
I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.
I hang with SOCIAL OUTCASTS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a WICCAN so I MUST worship satan. (umm...no!! We don't even beleive in satan! that is a christian beleif!)
I am a FEMALE ATHLETE so I MUST be fit and olny play sports ment for woman.
I have REPEATED A GRADE, so I MUST be stupid.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a nerd/geek/dork.
I have an UNUSUALLY HIGH I.Q., so I MUST make sraight A's.
I am a MALE who wants to DESIGN CLOTHES, so I must be gay.
I am GAY, so I MUST not belive in God.
I come from a BROKEN FAMILY, so I MUST be angry and repressed.
I am a TEENAGER, so my problems MUST not be as important as yours.
I am a GIRL who can OUTBENCH the boys, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I am GAY, so I MUST have a SECRET lover.
I am a JOCK, so I must be dating a cheerleader.
I like YURI/YAOI, so I MUST be a lesbian/gay.
I DON'T FIGHT so I MUST be weak.
I have a SUCKY LIFE, so I MUST turn to drugs.
My best friend is a GUY so we MUST go out.
I am a TEENAGER, so I MUST be overreacting.
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