Author has written 1 story for Victorious.
Things to Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
What disease did cured ham have?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
What happens when Pinocchio says that his nose is going to grow?
What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
How come Superman would stop bullets with his chest, but ducked when people threw stuff at him?
If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
( ) You're Latino
( ) You're manipulative
( ) You're evil
( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees
( ) You've been severely burned/injured
(x) You have an annoying brother/sister
(x) You speak more than one language
(x)You are a wannabe at sometimes
(X) You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
( ) Singing is one of your hobbies
( ) You easily fall for the eye candy
(x ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
( ) You surf
( ) You're a vegetarian
(/) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
() Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
( x) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(x ) You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
(X) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
( ) You are a quick healer
( ) You easily get sun burn
( ) You have a gap between your front teeth (well used too..)
( ) A poor diet scares you
( ) You play the keyboard
( x) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
(x ) You are/were a CIT (I admit it! :'( )
(x ) You want everything right
(x ) You get mad easily
( x) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you
( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
( ) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 5... WAIT WHAT!?
(x) You love animals
( X) Everybody loves you
(X) You've been raised right
( X) Everybody is your friend
(x) You are happy most of the time
( ) You never get mad
() You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly
( ) You have/had a mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/prison
( ) You love skulls and crossbones
( X) You have piercings
() Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( x) You've been through anger management
() You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
( ) Happiness is not your forte
( ) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
( ) You're homeschooled
( ) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh" (as a joke, eh? showing I'm Canadian!)
(x ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
( ) You pick your nose often
( ) You have no friends
( ) You are pale
() You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
( ) You're the youngest sibling in your family
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy" (thanks mom and dad)
() You are invited to all of the parties
( ) You skateboard
( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
( ) You wear fishnets and black
( ) You make the first move
(X)Preppy things piss you off
(X) Annoying things irk you up
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
() You're a dork
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x ) You read comics
( ) You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time(by my sister)
( ) You save chewed gum
( )You're the Queen Bee
( ) You are/were a cheerleader
( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(X) You often get embarrassed
( ) Weird people make you mad
( ) You break couples up
( ) You often call people "losers"
( ) You are never trusted
( ) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
( ) You're a redhead
( ) Fire is your addiction
(X) You love acting silly
( ) You run a lot
( ) You want to be called by your nickname
( ) You've camped out in the woods
( ) You're the eye candy
( )People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
( ) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
( ) You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
Count: 0 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE CONCEITED!
( X) You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
(X ) You're pretty (I've been told... don't judge me!)
(X) You're often sweet
(x ) You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
( x) You listen to Pop Music
( ) You're skinnier than your friends (I know that's bad to think... )
Count: 5 GASP!
( ) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
( ) You easily get pissed off
(X) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style
( ) You know how to dance
( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You often wear hoop earrings
( )You are/were a blonde
( ) You're dumb
( ) You take Gymnastics
( x) Your boobs are big
(X ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
( ) You fall for the jocks
( ) Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
(X) You are a bookworm
( ) Your IQ is off the charts/high
( ) You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(X ) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (sarcastic)
(x) You're quiet
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(x ) You don't like parties
( ) You're overweight
( ) You fart a lot
( ) You can burp the ABC's (tried numorous times, farthest I got to was H LOL)
( x) Everyone loves you
(X) You love adventure
( ) You're out of shape
( X) You love to eat
( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
(X ) You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
( ) You cry without your best friend
(X) You accidentally do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
(X) You easily cry
( ) You love to squeal
(x)You often do things wrong
Count: 4 I'm so much like Katie but not Sadie?
( ) You're a stalker
( ) You dye your hair
( ) You're obsessively in love
(X ) You're a huge fan
( ) You have stalker parent(s)
( ) You've been unfairly out of a game
( ) You wear your hair in a braid
( ) You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
() You've been heartbroken
( ) Your favorite number is 9 (HINT HINT)
(X) You care for the people you love
(X ) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes
(X) You easily fall in love
(x) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
( ) You wear a head bandana
( ) You wear sweat clothes
( X) You're tall
(X) You have brown hair and brown eyes
( ) You have a fear of an animal
(x) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes