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 Poll: Since 'Dame Boot Camp' is coming to an end, I'm looking for another Simpsons story to keep me going. So - vote for your favorite (plots are in my profile)! Vote Now! |
Author has written 16 stories for Simpsons, Supernatural, Gilligan's Island, and Psych. I'm also known as Isis 47 over on Fiction Press, just so you people know I don't just write fanfics. I have been writing Simpsons fics for a good part of two years now, and have been writing Gilligan's Island fics every now and then (and one crossover of a Psych and Supernatural story for almost a year, sadly). I have ADD, so I'm always starting and not finishing a lot of stuff, but don't enjoy to leave a story hanging. I love Broadway (and Animaniacs) music and despise country (aside from some songs, but none that have the strong accent). My obsession on the Simpsons: the Terwilligers, The Simpsons, and Sideshow Mel. You'll see all three of these families/people in my fics. I want to tell you here and now: I won't kick off any of Sideshow Bob's family members. Or do BORT. I love Francesca and Gino, so I'm sorry. I can read other stories that have, but I refuse to do that in any of my stories. Even if I do, they'll be back in other stories, never to go away. And before I forget, all Simpsons characters go to Matt Groening. Except for my OCs. And other people's OCs. Nothing else on here is mine. These are several stories I plan on writing eventually. There should be a poll up soon debating about which one(s) I should start after finishing 'Dame Boot Camp' (I know that I still have stuff that I need to work on, and I'm doing my best. However, I need something new to help get those stories along). So, here they are: Live and Lost—Sideshow Mel’s story, like ‘Life.’ Centers more around his career before becoming a sideshow - mostly. Not started yet. You Just Won’t Succeed—Song one-shots, each a different story, made into mini-stories. Because I’m going through a David H. Pierce phase, this’ll include the Terwilligers and a LOT of ‘Spamalot,’ or other DHP songs. Started on one song, but this is a series of song fics. It’ll be a while before it’s done . . . Trapped—Cecil’s time with Vojin in The Dungeons. A prequel to ‘Dame Boot Camp,’ which I’ve already started anyway and plan on posting sometime this summer. Started, and plan on finishing. One By One—All of the Terwilligers deaths, like the ‘Ten Little Soldier Boys’ nursery rhyme. Possibly has ‘Life’ as a background for Cecil. Already started, but may or may not continue. Don’t Blow It—Like ‘The Great Louse Detective,’ except with Marge and Cecil. And another Simpsons villain we haven’t seen in a while . . . . Started, but not finished. Sideshows—An important Krusty episode from both sideshow's pasts are looked at in their points of views. Two different episodes, two different paths. Not started yet. Island Smash-Up!—The Simpsons and Gilligan’s Island crossover! It involves headhunters! Need I say more? Not started yet. Trial—Sideshow Bob’s trial for framing Krusty, and thoughts. One-shot; not started yet. When you dial a mental hospital: Ring...Ring... Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. I like to see reviews that give me what you like and didn't like, though if it's something bad about the plot then I don't care. Just tell me why you do/don't like it, and we'll all be happy. And I know I'm not perfect, and won't keep the characters exactly like they are in the shows down to the very point, but that's why you tell me. They get outta line after a couple of chapters. Also, I kinda don't like it when you favorite something or add it to alerts without reviewing or PMing me. I mean, I do appreciate it that you like it that much, but it isn't the same when you don't tell me why. It's especially annoying when that happens with a certain story, and it has more alerts/favs than reviews (or people reviewing). It's fine if you can't finish it and fav for now, and then come back later to review (I do that, I know), but I've been seeing with several stories they have way more alerts than real reviews. This is bolded for a reason, I really don't like my story situations. Point being: Can't anybody just take four seconds to leave a review? Even if it's not too long, let me know you're out there. :/ | |||||||
1. Chores » reviewsEight years on the island. Is an especially pushy day of chores for Gilligan, from the same schedule the castaways have created for themselves, enough to push him off that annoying plot cliff? Or will it make him snap all the way, so he'll be forced to turn over the army of angry and hungry hummingbirds against the castaways? Read to find out!Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-18-13 - Published: 2-17-13 - Gilligan & Skipper - Complete2. Dame Boot Camp » reviewsAfter Cecil has a near-death experience, Sideshow Bob kidnaps the Simpson children after they were supposed to be sent to boot camp to learn better manners, and hands them over to a far greater power than even death: his mother. However, there is one problem besides a kidnapping. What happened to Cecil?Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,485 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-17-13 - Published: 11-22-12 - Lisa S. & Cecil - Complete3. Off the Island reviewsGinger's first performance ever since she got off the island, thinking about the castaways and their time on the island.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-13 - Gilligan & Ginger G. - Complete4. Darkness Falls reviewsSequel to 'The Baby' (spoilers for those who haven't read it!). It has been exactly one year since the murders of the Simpsons, and Springfield is in a shadow of fear. Murders have erupted all over town, the police are baffled and losing men quickly to the night, and it all seems to lie over certain areas of the town. But what do they all have in common? Read to find out!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-13 - Maggie S. & Sideshow Bob5. Someone's Island » reviewsA parody of Gilligan's Island, only Simpson style! Our castways: Marge, Maggie, Sideshow Mel, Cecil and Gino Terwilliger, and two OCs - Isabella's mine, Stephanie, the eldest Simpson child, is Sideshowjazz1's . Most of the summary is inside, and I accept any GI episode requests anyone may have, since this is a parody. Read and review and request!Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,199 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-25-13 - Published: 7-31-126. I Love You Song reviewsA one-shot from 'Life,' mostly starring the one person I didn't get the pleasure of writing out that often enough: Maris! This should clear up a few things I might have mentioned in the story . . . More of the summary inside.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Marge S. & Cecil - Complete7. The Baby » reviewsAfter another attempted murder, Sideshow Bob finds the Simpsons all dead! He goes into every room, and finds Maggie alive. He takes her in with his family, and peace is restored with the Terwilligers and Springfield. But still...who killed the Simpsons? There are several subjects from a past story of mine, Life. But please, bear with me.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-29-13 - Published: 6-21-12 - Maggie S. & Sideshow Bob - Complete8. A Supernatural Psych » reviewsA demon has awoken in Santa Barbra, and Shawn and Gus can't do it alone! Sam and Shawn happen to know each other, and you need to read to find more out! Oh, and find the pineapple! Sorry, horrible summary. Makes more sense if you read the first chapter . . . Hiatus for now. Sorry, leave a comment of PM me if you want to help.Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 6-28-129. Life » reviewsThis is Cecil Terwilliger's life, from four months into it to the comic "Sideshow Sibling Smackdown." This is the backbone of most of my stories, so you may not understand some of them before reading this. This isn't exactly humor, and has several adult themes. Is this the first story to go through a character's life like this? If so, then I call Cecil's.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,684 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-2-13 - Published: 6-20-12 - Cecil & Sideshow Bob - Complete10. Second Chances reviewsWhen you know a man has suffered more than necessary, you give him a second chance. Merry Christmas, this is dedicated to everyone who agrees this poor guy has suffered more than he deserves.Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-12 - Sideshow Bob - Complete11. Merry Christmas, Gilligan! reviewsJust a quick Christmas fic. Gilligan learns that he isn't alone while on the subject of getting rescued. Or wanting the one thing of Christmas everybody misses after two years on a tropical island, aside from the dinner.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-12 - Gilligan & Ginger G. - Complete12. Threehouse of Horror » reviewsA series of THOHs. I think I have potential for this . . . Many different time periods, involving all characters! Leave a request for a character/plot too, and I'll do my best to do it! Summaries of the chapters are inside. Hope you like!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-29-12 - Published: 7-1-1213. A Three Hour Tour » reviewsJust a normal three hour tour with Gilligan and Skipper. Five passengers. A little storm. What could possibly go wrong? Basically: how everybody met, what it was like during the storm, and their shipwreck.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-23-12 - Published: 9-3-12 - Gilligan - Complete14. Gino reviewsA little sappy, I know. One-shot of Bob and Gino, right after his birth. Just an idea that's been floating in my head for a while now.Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-12 - Sideshow Bob - Complete15. Castaway reviewsMy first Gilligan fic! I have loved Gilligan's Island for a while now, and decided to write a fic of my own. One-shot. Gilligan's thoughts on the shipwreck. Set right before the second episode, going right into it.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-12 - Gilligan - Complete16. Sense reviewsA one-shot of Francesca Terwilliger's thoughts in jail. T for certain subjects. Oh, and explains a couple of chapters of Life in here too. I was a little depressed while writing this, so no offense to Francesca lovers out there. I promise I'll make it up in many, many more stories I have on here.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-12 - Complete
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