Hey guys! My name is Lauren. I hope you like my FanFiction!

I hope to become an author in the future, possibly a children/teenagers writer. I am at the GCSE stage of my school life and was lucky enough to get into 'English 4'! (only the best get that!) If you find any problems with my work, please PM me!

I am a Sci-Fi nerd. That's basically me in a nutshell.

My favourite Films:

o Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging - typical teenage story...

o Back to the Future - love time-travel...

o Date Night - Just hilarious...

o Dinner With The Shmucks - Ha ha ha...

o Final Destination - bit creeped out after those though...

o Lethal Weapon - bit of action/comedy never hurt anyone...

o Looper - such a good film...

o Night at the Museum - they're making a third...

o Men in Black - and I still haven't seen the third one...

o Mission Impossible - action is always good...

o Star Wars - well, not that much...

o Taken - Liam Neeson doing what he does best...

o The Boy In The Striped Pajamas - Soooo sad...

o The Hunger Games - just a great film...

o War Horse - so sad yet so touching...

My Favourite T.V. Series:

o Doctor Who - time travel is amazing...

o Miranda - she is just too funny for words...

o Sarah-Jane Adventures - Doctor Who spin-off? Yes please...

o Star Trek: The Next Generation - i would love to explore space...

o Star Trek: Voyager - I'm just nerdy like that...

o Star Wars: Clone Wars - not that much but still great...

o Torchwood - Ianto and Jack are sooo cute...

Favourite pairings:

o Back to the future:

Doc/Marty - Fatherly/Son relationship...

Doc/Clara - Married Couple...

o Doctor Who:

Doctor/River - Funny Married Couple...

Doctor/Master - Frenemies...

o Torchwood:

Jack/Ianto - Best Couple Ever...

Tosh/Ianto - Best Friends...

Tosh/Owen - Awesome Couple...

Gwen/Rhys - She Should Be Happy With Rhys...

o Star Trek Voyager:

Janeway/Chakotay - They Should Get Married...

Janeway/Harry - Motherly/Son Relationship...

Tom/Harry - Brotherly Relationship...

o Star Wars:

Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon - Fatherly/Son Relationship...

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste her to your profile to help her gain world domination!

STEREOTYPES:

I'm SKINNY, so I must be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be racist towards blacks. (I am very against racism as a matter of fact!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a flirty bitch.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE, and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. (I'm not Welsh, i'm only learning it.)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (hell yeah!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like/love READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (I am not!)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a LOSER.

DON'T STEREOTYPE! I FOUND A LONG LIST ON THE INTERNET AND I ONLY COPIED THE ONES I AM AND WHAT PEOPLE MUST THINK OF ME. I AM NOT WHAT THIS SAYS I MUST BE. THANK YOU!

Copy and Paste Time:

Gay marriage:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

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If you are against Child Abuse, copy and past this onto your wall.

If you hate it when one string in longer then the other on your hoodie, copy and paste this onto your wall!

If you push on a pull door all the time, copy and paste this onto your wall!

If your obsessions drive your friends CRAZY, copy and paste this onto your wall!

If you dislike (very strongly) 1D, copy and past this onto your wall!

If your pretty crazy, copy and paste this onto your wall!

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Stupidity test: Put an x next to what you've done ;)

[x] You've run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You've never seen the Matrix.
You type only with two fingers
You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug (either on purpose or not)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
You forward stupid forwards emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/walls.
[x] The word 'um' is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 18 (That doesn't make me stupid. We've all done stuff...)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[x] You love hoodies.

[x] You love jeans.

[x] Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

[x] You own/ed an X-Box.

[x] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

[x] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

[x] Gory movies are cool.

[x] You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

[x] Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[x] You wear lip gloss/stick.

[x] You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

[x] You wear the color pink.

[x] Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

[x] You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

[x] You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

[x] You were in gymnastics/dance?

[x] It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

[x] You care about what you look like.

[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.

[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

[x] You love the movies.

[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does pulling them apart count?)

[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

[x] Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 16

1. MY REAL NAME: Lauren

2.MY GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lauizzle (Really??)

3. MY DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Dog (Now that's just wierd.)

4. MY SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Margaret Highfield (That's quite good actually)

5. MY STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of your town): You-La Marcor (That suits me really)

6. MY SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, favorite drink): Black Dr Pepper (Ok then...)

7. MY ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Laurarle (Well then)

8. MY WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie (Not bad)

9. MY GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ed (...)