Hello guys and girls, ghost's and undead creatures, reindeer's and big foots, Rats and Bats, Lizards and annoying fire flies (only people who read the Underland chronicles will get these), did I miss anyone?

Sorry for the confusion it's me Jackattack5478 just decided to change my pen name.

The people who have earned the "The Sleeping Meerkat Award for writing epic stories and giving some advice award." the winners are Monbade, Wes Imly, The Lost Relic, 2featherbraids.

Real name:Jack

Nicknames:Jackattack as you already know, sleeping meerkat, Jacksta(family nickname).

Gender:Male

Born:not going to tell you

What I look like

hair:Brownish,

Nose:large

Eyes:blue/greyish.

Biggest fear: You might find both of these weird but my biggest fears are that I'll be remembered, I just want to fade away from everyone's memories, and every time I close my eyes there's nothing, no dreams, no images its just darkness and I'm always afraid I'll never wake up again.

Worst memory: that's a hard question it could be when I cracked my head open by falling down the stairs or when I dislocated my collier bone or when I broke my arm or when I fell down the stairs a second time or when my sister poked me in the eye with an arrow(fake one) so many to choose from and not enough good ones first day of secondary school

Things I think about

With age come great wisdom or madness

Favorite musicians:Ed Sheeran, Busted and Mcfly my sisters sort of got me into liking them.

Favorite songs:Ed Sheerans songs, I'm still here, some songs by the Script, Ho hey. What who said I couldn't have a soft side?Iris, How to save a life, I'm still here

Things you might want to know about me: I'm ENGLISH( sorry people say that I'm not and need to know it makes me want to punch them in the face after the 1,000th time I have said it.) I got a bad temper(you might of already guessed that from the last one.), if I'm late for something like school don't ask why(another thing people at school should know by now because I have known you lot for over 2 years!), never try to force me to do drama stuff or music stuff in public(some of you know I have a symdrome so don't try I get upset because I explain it to you that I can't do it then you get all angry at me when I explained it to you that it's not my fault! yeah you know who I'm talking about my last drama lesson group), I hate letting people down, I'm a social outcast (yeah I know I am so shut it), I hate it when people don't tell the truth( blame my dad for that one), Never and I mean NEVER insult my friends or family! (unless you want me to get really angry and then I hit you), When I do lose my temper I sometimes cannot control what I do, if you take my cheese I will kill you and lastly I don't show any emotion. So that's everything you might want to know about me

One thing I know is that we all die it's only a matter of how and when, tides turn, you could be away from a storm one moment and the next you could be sinking into a cold, black oblivion that is death and it's your choise on how it happen you could grow old and die a peaceful death or you go out with a BANG! meaning do something so fantastic that your remeberd.

I can't be happy or fall in love ,all I can do is hate and feel pain. Every time I'm happy something happens later that breaks me.

I already know my story, I was born to die, to become a forgotten memory. I'm just waiting for my final chapter

what I think about myself:

I'm a survivor

I'm alone ( not a lot of people understand me when I say stuff like that)

I'm weird

I'm tired

I'm stupid

I'm pathetic

I'm worthless

I'm a horrible writer

I hate myself because every time someone says I'm like my dad I think "Yeah, I'm like the guy that was never there." My dad was not there when I was born or most of my birthdays or the day I cracked my head open he was just sleeping on the sofa yelling at us and four years ago I started to hate him and one year later he left

What god/goddess would be my parent if I was in Percy Jackson:

Poseidon/Neptune/Epic Sea God

My Hero: Horatio Nelson

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

If you think your friends are awsome but don't actuly want to share your chocalaite with them, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (T.S.M. Those lazy Americans I read more than that in two days.)

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile! (Sleeping Meerkat- Great now I'm an idiot.)

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.(SM. I'm a guy who never really cries but I found this really sad Sleeping Meerkat out)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

it ok to cry. sleeping meerkat-> wiser words have never been said.

People ask why are we alive well my answer is nothing there is no reason to why we are alive that's it nothing more, nothing less.

Regret is a funny thing because when we say "Oh I can do it later." How do you know if there is going to be a later and you died regreting you never did that one thing

People in religions say there is hevean and hell well how do you know, the only people that can prove it are dead

It's easy to break someone but it's harder to fix them

So guys if you made it this far well done As Chayification (YouTuber) would say I owe you a hug