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since: 06-22-12, id: 4075288, Profile Updated: 02-26-13
country: Australia
Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Final Fantasy XIII.

Name: Sophie Buckland

Age: 15

Height: Roughly 5.6, 5.7

Weight: Don't Know, Don't Care

Special Ability: Annoying people so much that they want to shoot themselves with their shotguns

Fave anime:

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Bleach

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Elemental Gelade

Ouran High School Host Club

Vampire Knight/Vampire Knight: Guilty

One Piece

The Wallflower

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Not really anime but it's still animated!)

Fave Video Games:

Legend of Zelda series

Final Fantasy series

Kingdom Hearts series

Chrono series

Sly series

Street Fighter series

Tekken series

Lost Odyssey

Shadow Hearts: A New World

Prince of Persia series

Fave couples:

NaruHina
SasuSaku
NejiTen
ShikaIno
YuseiXAkiza
Luxsoka
Lumiwan
Anidala
Kayla
Reshaak
Codiss
OCXOC
ChronoXMarle
SergeXKid
CloudXTifa
ZackXAerith (*creepily and evilly* I'll kill anyone, I'll repeat, ANYONE who calls Aerith "Aeris")
VincentXYuffie
SquallXRinoa
IrvineXSelphie
ZellXQuistis
ZidaneXGarnet
ViviXEiko
SteinerXBeatrix
FratleyXFreya
TidusXYuna
WakkaXLulu
GippalXRikku
Nooj or BaralaiXPaine
ShuyinXLenne
VaanXPenelo
BalthierXFran
BaschXAshelia
LightningXAdult Hope
SnowXSerah
NoctisXStella

Fave Genres:

Romance (WOOT WOOT!)

Fantasy

Sci-fi

Drama

Adventure

Hurt/Comfort

Humour

Tragedy

I love ...:

CHOCOLATE (I mean, who doesn't?)

Pizza

Bananas

I hate ...:

ONE FRIGGIN' DIRECTION (sorry lovers of the band!)

OC's:

Name: Mayuki Natsukaze Morimoto

Age: 16

Height: 5.9

Weight: 60 kg

Race: Human

Relatives: Ahsoka Tano (twin by bond and as both were born on the same day at the same time, four minutes apart, making her the younger one)

Sabishii Kizu Sutorenja (fiancé)

Mother (deceased)

Father (deceased)

Older Brother (deceased)

Older Sister (deceased)

Baby Sister (deceased)

Homeworld: Ryloth

Profession: Chieftess of Ryloth

Status: Jedi Padawan (though not part of Jedi Order due to attachment to Sabishii, still serves them when need be), Warrior, Huntress, Ninja, Sorceress

Lover: Sabishii Kizu Sutorenja

Name: Sabishii Kizu Sutorenja

Age: 16

Height: 6.2

Weight: 80 kg

Race: Human

Relatives: Mayuki Kaede Morimoto (fiancé)

Ahsoka Tano (soon-to-be sister-in-law)

Soon-to-be Mother-in-law (deceased)

Soon-to-be Father-in-law (deceased)

Soon-to-be Older Brother-in-law (deceased)

Soon-to-be Older Sister-in-law (deceased)

Soon-to-be Baby Sister-in-law (deceased)

Homeworld: Stewjon

Profession: Chief of Ryloth

Status: Jedi Padawan (due to attachment with Mayuki, is no longer part of the Order but serves whenever possible), Warrior, Ninja

Lover: Mayuki Kaede Morimoto

Name: Naruhi Tonata

Age: 18

Height: 5'8

Weight: 57 kg

Race: Half Arkanian, Half Human (has the white eyes but has black hair with blonde streaks)

Relatives: Mother

Father (deceased)

Older Brother

Homeworld: Arkania

Profession: Scientist in evolution and genetic changes

Status: Jedi Knight (secretly with a lover)

Lover: Sasura Sakuke

Name: Sasura Sakuke

Age: 17

Height: 6'5

Weight: 82.5 kg

Race: Chiss (emo styled black hair with typical red eyes, but they produce red mist like flames)

Relatives: Mother

Father (deceased)

Younger Brother

Younger Sister

Homeworld: Csilla

Profession: Weapons engineer for the Galactic Republic

Status: Citizen (middle to upper class), gunner

Lover: Naruhi Tonata

Name: Aikou Kaiyou

Age: 19

Height: 5'11

Weight: 61.5 kg

Race: Samuac (human in every perspective, has tan skin and brown hair, but they have red eyes similar to a Chiss)

Relatives: Mother (deceased)

Father

Little Sister

Homeworld: New Kisge

Profession: Barmaid and Mercenary at night

Status: Jedi Knight (secretly in a relationship), moonlight mercenary and citizen (lower to middle class)

Lover: Himdeul Elotig

Name: Himdeul Elotig

Age: 17, nearly 18

Height: 6'7

Weight: 83.5 kg

Race: Zeltron (deep crimson skin, bright blue-silver eyes and dark blue gothic hair [think Noctis' hair in FF XIII Versus])

Relatives: Mother (deceased)

Father

Older brother

Twin sister

Younger Brother

Homeworld: Zeltros

Profession: Delivery Boy and Rebel Sharpshooter

Status: Rebel, citizen (lower to middle class)

Lover: Aikou Kaiyou

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and make a joke to make you laugh at yourself

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you then you will dump yours on theirs

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout GIMME IT

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this junk

FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

I saw this on a fellow writer's page (Daelyn Paolini) and this story made me die inside.

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Re post this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."


If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl, 777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, Yaoi's Girl, lrr, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon,EmoEccentrica,fostofina,superkandybratz,ccsakura21, envious sky, 0erbayunFang, JediMayukiDaAWESOME

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (aren't all girls?!)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I used to TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEELEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activitist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I'm not, but a couple of my family members are gay, you've got a problem, you don't even have seven days! CHYAA!!!)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be coneited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love friend chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. (I don't care if I am now, I'll be beautiful when I mature into a woman [yeah right for the maturing part])

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I blame the icing sugar sandwiches I kept making when my parents weren't looking when I was four, lols!)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (haha, yum)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEELEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. (well, I SORT OF am!)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS, and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone (I have connections in EVERY group baby! XD)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I WAS FOUR WHEN I TOOK SIPS OF MY GRAMPA'S BEER ... with his consent, HA!)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm actually sanity-challenged - oh, what the hell, i'm INSANE!!!)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm ONLY over controlling if my younger friends are dating ... they're like my sisters)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (You peoples JUST know this now?! XD)

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(only a fangirl of people who are in games, so I can't be a stalker, TAKE THAT!)

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. (Fuck yeah!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (actually called a kilt)

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be reponsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (FYI, I DON'T CARE!!!)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (seriously ... I am!)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (relationship wise, yes, but I still have my friends)

I have my OWN spiritiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST BE GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Oooo! FREE CANDY FROM A WHITE VAN!!!)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore, I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (duh!)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (for the fashion, not the attitude)

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid,

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (HELL YEAH, MATE!!!)

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a lose, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a LESBIAN.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I made it look like an accident ...)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm just a person with a big heart, gimme a break!)

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an ARSONIST.

I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST have short hair, tattoos and be BUTCH.

I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to be a MAN.

I am SAME-SEX ORIENTED, so I MUST be treated differently.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it

I went to a party, And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would,

That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,

The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight,

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,

I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,

The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear The paramedic say, This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom, Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven, "Daddy's Girl" is on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (GUNBLADE, Lightning, Hope :P)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have Facebook or Twitter.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

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Hope Estheim hates his home life. Everything needs to be perfect and proper, and that makes him sick. He rebels against his parents and runs away from home at the age of seventeen. So what will happen when he meets Sergeant Claire 'Lightning' Farron while on the run? HopeXLight, SnowXSerah, FangXVanille, AU. Rated T for drugs, alcohol, swearing, and smoking. Rating may go up to M.
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