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Author has written 35 stories for Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Mass Effect. First Name: Rebecca MASDRS: The Mako And Shepard's Driving Rehabilitation Society. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you are terrible at driving the Mako and severely traumatised your team mates. Also add your name. Trishata96 Artemis Series: (In Chronological Order) Criminal, Prisoner, War Hero (Origin story) Alec Series: Evil Space Monkeys Caterina Series: Do You Primitives Ever Stop Copulating? I do a lot of Kmeme prompts now days, since well... you can find a lot of funny ideas there. | |||||||
1. Normandy Drabbles » reviewsCollection of Short Kmeme fills. Summary: Shepard sleeps in, Kaidan cooks her breakfast.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 4-30-132. Dirty Little Secrect » reviewsKaidan and Garrus knew each other before the whole reaper fiasco. Of course they were each others dirty secrets and acted like they didn't know each other. That doesn't stop them from sending each other messages. Kmeme prompt fill. Slash. Kaidan/Garrus (Varenko?) Mass Effect 1Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-20-13 - Garrus V. & Kaidan A.3. Criminal, Recruit and War Hero » reviewsThe three major events leading up to and after Artemis Shepard's enlistment in the Alliance Military and how David Anderson was involved in every single one. Vanguard/Earthborn Shepard.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 11-27-12 - D. Anderson & Shepard (F) - Complete4. Soul Mates reviewsHow two men's relationships changed from rivals to lovers and soul mates. Kmeme prompt: unusual Cortez pairing. No Shepard, Vega or Kaidan.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-13 - Joker & Steven C. - Complete5. Stubborness » reviewsShepard didn't just turn herself into the Alliance after taking down the Collectors. Grunt went along refusing to leave his 'Battlemaster' alone therefore the Alliance has to deal with a teenaged Krogan who is determined to keep his 'mother' safe. Which means when, Alenko attempts to apologise, he has to get past a Krogan first. T for two f words.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-13 - Kaidan A. & Shepard (F) - Complete6. Everything But The Kitchen Sink reviewsKaidan remembers that humans have odd sayings and that sometimes Aliens take them quite literally. KMeme Prompt.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-13 - Garrus V. & Kaidan A. - Complete7. Boredom, your worst enemy » reviewsWhen Cortez drops off Shepard and the gang into the hotspot of the day, what does he do to amuse himself while they're off running and gunning? The Kodiak sits there locked up tight until they get back, and he's sure not off exploring the local wildlife. Kmeme prompt.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-30-13 - Published: 3-29-13 - Joker & Steven C. - Complete8. Go For The Eyes! reviewsCitadel Spoilers: Artemis Shepard is not having a good shore leave and neither is the Hamster due to somebody. Naturally that person is going to suffer, but not by Artemis' hands.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-10-13 - Shepard (F) & Kaidan A. - Complete9. Evil Space Monkeys! reviewsSpace Monkeys. Bane of the Universe, Klepto and secretly evil. Something Kaidan learns the hard way. Occurs during the UNC: Lost Module Assignment. Rated T for Kaidan's frenchMass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-13 - Kaidan A.10. Are-Are You Crying? reviewsAfter the war, Cortez finally finds someone to love again. And for all their bickering, there's only one person he wants for his best man: James Vega. KinkMeme fill.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-13 - James V. & Steven C. - Complete11. Bad Day reviewsAl-Jilani failed to get a decent interview off Shepard, so she resorts to asking Shepard's squad. Which doesn't turn out well... Something i wrote on the Kink MemeMass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-13 - Shepard (F) - Complete12. Do You Primitives Ever Stop Copulating? » reviewsSo that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busyMass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-27-13 - Javik - Complete13. Snack Time reviewsBeyond All Odds Shepard had beaten the reapers and saved the galaxy, but getting hospital food that didn't taste like vorcha dung still proved to be an impossible task. Based on and inspired by Snack Time by AndrewRyanArt on Deviant art. Some of Sheps and Kaidan's lines are taken from the commentsMass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-13 - Kaidan A. & Shepard (M) - Complete14. The Monster Under The Bed reviewsLiara and John Shepard decide to spend a rare evening together three years after the birth of their daughter, Juno. The Normandy crew, now under Spectre Alenko's command, happily offer to baby-sit. Though when Juno has a nightmare in the middle of the night, some of the crew decide to have words with the monster. POST ME3.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-13 - Kaidan A. & Shepard (M) - Complete15. History Repeats » reviewsAs Arty boards the Normandy on Virmire, she thinks about the friend she is leaving behind and how she has abandoned a loved one again. Then Artemis makes a decision that threatens her life and the mission. Author Note: Not sure whether to have this as canon or scrap it.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-13 - Published: 1-2-13 - Shepard (F) & Ashley W.16. Seven Days Of Christmas » reviewsThe Normandy has to land for a week on an winter wonderland, meaning the crew have to spend Christmas on the ship. Join them as they celebrate and play pranks on each other.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-27-12 - Published: 12-17-12 - Shepard (F) - Complete17. Getting To Know Each Other » reviewsCloud Ruler Temple is attacked by the Mythic Dawn, In their escape, Selmia is badly injured so Martin carries her away from danger and nurses her back to health. They both decide to use this time to learn about each other's pasts and end up learning not everyone is truly innocent.. May go onto Champion/MartinElder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-22-12 - Published: 11-14-12 - Hero of Kvatch & Martin S.18. Sweet Rolls, Arrows and Knees reviewsThis is what happens when you say two certain lines too much in Skyrim. A divine and a daedric lord get very annoyed. Based on the two mods by Turn on a Dime.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-12 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin & Guard - Complete19. A Shocking Revealation » reviewsAlistair is left betrayed by his love, Julaan. The man who killed Duncan and the rest of his brothers is walking free and as a warden. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. But Julaan reveals why she spared him and now there are four wardens against the blight. Maker help them. Warden is an OC. After the Landsmeet,goes onto the final battle and afterwards.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-20-12 - Published: 8-13-12 - Alistair & Loghain M. - Complete20. I Am Here reviewsMartin says farewell to the Champion, his friend and love. Can be any random human/elven female Champion.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-12 - Hero of Kvatch & Martin S. - Complete21. Hypocrites » reviewsShepard gets very insulted when the crew say she can't drive the Mako anymore as they all think she's terrible. So she dumps them on a planet and sets a driving course so they can decide who will become the official Mako driver. Problems ensue very quickly. Intro chap, then a chapter each for each crew member's turn, then a epilogue.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-17-12 - Published: 11-4-12 - Shepard (F) - Complete22. A Stolen Gift reviewsWhen Kaidan was 19, he went to New York with his parents to visit family. During it he was mugged and something stolen off him. 13 years later he mentions it in the mess. Unbeknown to him, Shepard knows exactly who mugged him. Fluff and Shenko.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-12 - Shepard (F) & Kaidan A. - Complete23. A Dragon among GriffinsMartin thought he would have died, when he shattered the amulet. But when he wakes up in a realm where a threat just as evil as Daedra exists, Martin decides to think about it later and concentrate on surviving. Result of boredom and wanting Martin to have actually survived. AU and a back-burner. (changed title from Not in Bruma Anymore)Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Published: 10-2-12 - Martin S.24. Option Three » reviewsWho says Hawke wanted to side with the Templars or Mages? Who says Hawke didn't want to bleed again for Kirkwall. Another attack on The Last Straw quest. Second Chapter set just after Asunder.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-2-12 - Published: 9-16-12 - Hawke (F) - Complete25. Hello Have You Seen My Goat? reviews"See those templars? They're sleeping." "No they're not." "Yes they are." "Prove it." "Fine I will." Why you shouldn't take Anders shopping with you.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-30-12 - Anders & Hawke (F) - Complete26. The Morning After reviewsI decided to do a short aftermath chapter for Madwoman With A Frying Pan. As usual not much will make sense. Contains Kittens, suggested sexy times, dead characters and weird pairings. Reading Madwoman With A Frying Pan is recommended so this makes some sense.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-12 - Complete27. Wily E Coyoyte reviewsWhat was never seen in Origins was Zevran's three previous attempts on the Warden's lives. And there's a perfectly good reason for why Zev never mentioned them.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-29-12 - Zevran A. - Complete28. Madwoman With A Frying Pan reviewsAll the game characters are sick of The Last Straw ending, but they are unexpecantly saved. Nuff said, summary's terrible but please read. And the title will make sense towards the end.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-21-12 - Complete29. Where's Alistair? reviewsTinalla Tabrias has no idea where her lover has gone. Nobody does. So Tinalla asks Morrigan.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-12 - Alistair & Tabris - Complete30. Who Knew? reviewsSebastian pauses at an inn in his lands while heading secretly back to Kirkwall. Who knew he'd find Anika Hawke at the inn as a waitress. If she's there where's Anders?Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-12 - Hawke (F) & Sebastian V. - Complete31. Out of Our Minds » reviewsA tevinter Artefact causes a lot of trouble for Sihen Hawke, Anders, Fenris, Varric ,Merrill and Isabela. Alot of swearing and threats of violenceDragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-20-12 - Published: 7-3-12 - Hawke (F) - Complete32. Confrontation reviewsHawke has words with Fenris over what happened in the fade.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-12 - Fenris & Hawke (F) - Complete33. Rite of Consictption reviewsDuncan has one obstacle in his way of recruiting Alistair. The Grand Cleric. And to be honest he'd rather have a boxing match with a dragon. Will mainly follow from Duncan's and Alistair's POV.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-12 - Alistair & Duncan - Complete34. Carver's Crush reviewsSome fluff involving Carver and Merrill. A slightly different take on my Beware of The brother, after a suggestion from CommanderHawke667.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-12 - Carver H. & Merrill - Complete35. Beware of The Brother reviewsSer Carver decides to visit his mother and eldar sister Anika. But what will he do when he finds out that Anders Stayed the night?Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-12 - Carver H. & Anders - Complete
