icey.summer02
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since: 06-23-12, id: 4077802, Profile Updated: 03-14-13
Author has written 10 stories for Mighty Boosh, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Black Magician Trilogy.

Right, I'm on a bit of a hiatus at the moment, I'll still read stuff occasionally but im doing GCSEs and all that shit so basically my life is one whole hell of teachers, parents and pretty much everyone else on my back to work every second of every day so yeah, I don't really have time to write...


Things what I like:

Mighty Boosh
Noel Fielding in general
Sherlock
Dr Who
Fearless Vampire Killers
Manic Street preachers
Biffy Clyro
Dressing like a goth
Lost Profits
You me at six
lots more.


Because Fuck all, deduce what you will about me:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. - or so I've been told?!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND (or orchestra), so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm BI so I MUST be confused about my sexuality


10 Quick and Easy steps to detect a chronic Boosh addiction:

1)You find things, no matter how large or small, Genius.

2) You find you have a compulsion to end every sentence in 'sir'.

3) You find yourself, more often than not, fantasizing about living in the Nabootique (or the zoo) with the guys.

4) The lines between reality, Boosh, and Fiction have become incredibly blurred.

5) The top 20 most visited pages on your internet history are all Boosh related.

6) Normal food has no appeal to you anymore, instead you choose to eat jelly worms like a turtle.

7) Gorillas, most defiantly, CAN talk. And DJ.

8) Joke punch lines MUST end in 'chicka chicka'.

9) Normal life has gone out of the window, you have no social life (and probably friends) anymore, school work is irrelevant at the best of times and NOTHING will come between you and the box set.

10) And finally, you, very simply, will never tire of this show even if you find yourself watching all 3 series' in one day. Every day.


IceySummer x


1. Welcome to the dictionary of The Mighty Boosh » reviews
This is the new fic that I promised in the last chapter of my other story. Each chapter consists of two oneshot/Drabbles one about Howard one about Vince, each based on a new word, two words per letter of the alphabet. Enjoy:J Some Howince some not so. Some happy, some sad, some thoughtful and some just plain mad. :P
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-11-13 - Published: 9-14-12 - Howard M. & Vince N.
2. The 12 days of Boosh reviews
Howard and Vince's 'Booshed up' version of 'The twelve days of Chistmas :P
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-13 - Complete
3. Boo! » reviews
Jenna hadn't seen him since she was a child. Part of her still belived that she had just made him up. But here he is, at her front door and he has something very important to tell her. Something that will change the way she sees her self. NEW CHAPTER UP! - UPLOAD ERROR FIXED...! And yes I have changed the summary...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-28-12 - Published: 6-25-12 - Naboo
4. Broken Beliefs » reviews
They thought they were invincible. They thought their ties could never be undone. They were one forever and forever one. A wave builds up in the sea, little by little, the further away it starts the bigger it gets. The tension builds until it hits that rocky out crop that sends it all crashing down, drenching everything and everyone in it's path. Vince and Howard. Lots of Angst.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 11-14-12 - Vince N. & Howard M. - Complete
5. The Child » reviews
"What was your mothers name?" Sherlock says after a moment. "Irene. Irene Adler." And that was when the bomb went off. x - Irene has been killed and now someone, or something, is haunting her child. And Sherlock is going to have to think fast because time is, quite literally, running out.-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 9-14-12 - Sherlock H.
6. The dictionary of 221B » reviews
A series of oneshot/drabbles based on two words for each letter of the alphabet. Centered around the boys at 221B. :P Mostly Johnlock... Some sad, some happy, some just a bit bonkers... ;P I know it's been done before but hey...!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-20-12 - Published: 9-14-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
7. As the Leaves Go » reviews
John's life would never be the same after he left that Pub with Sherlock. For good or for Bad though he can't tell sometimes. This story basically takes up where chapter 3 in JuneJuly15 's story Four Seasons left off. It retells, through various people's eyes, John and Sherlocks developing relationship as well as some of the more unusual things that happen in their lives.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
8. Life in the eyes of a coffee table » reviews
The coffee table sees all. An chronological account of events in 221B Baker Street during on day from the coffee table's point of view. All he wanted was some peace and quiet. Was that too much to ask? *Not set during any specific episode* Small amount of JohnLock in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-14-12 - Published: 7-29-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
9. Night of Utter Madness
When Dannyl hears a strange noise, The doctor mistakes Everyone for aliens and Tayend fails to put a top on only the weirdest things can happen. The Tardis appears in a vindo trading ship which Dan and Tay happen to be on. Much mistakes hilarity and utter confusional madness occur. I really really suck a summaries so I'm gunna shut up now and let you read it...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Published: 8-25-12 - 11th Doctor & Lord Dannyl
10. 5o'clock News reviews
Mrs Hudson Hears some strange noise coming from above. Jonlock oneshot. Not graphic, just suggestive... :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-12 - Mrs. Hudson - Complete