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Author has written 8 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean. "Oh, because it's got naked women in it! Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke is. And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective. I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that's what being a bloke is. When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!" As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of -- hey! -- naked bottoms. We've turned the Internet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms. So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be." - Jack Davenport as Steve Taylor in "Coupling" Yu-Gi-Oh Harry Potter Pirates of the Caribbean | |||||||||
1. And Many More reviews'We have a history,' Snape hisses through clenched teeth. 'You cannot hope to erase my past just because you are my future.' Written for Lanta: Snape is given as a gift to Harry. [HarryxSnape]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-23-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete2. He Will Be Back reviews'Soft, velvety fingers grasp her hand, and he bends over to press a brief, lingering kiss to her white knuckles. 'Thank you,' he says, and the smile he gives her is achingly, dazzlingly blinding.' Written for the Spookathon 2006. [TonksxNorrington]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete3. With Silence and Tears reviews'If I should meet thee After long years, How should I greet thee? With silence and tears.' [JouxSeto]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-7-06 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete4. For Granted » reviews'Don’t be silly,' he admonished affectionately. 'I’ll be here when you wake up.' In his sleep, Seto smiled. [JouxSeto]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 1-27-06 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete5. Through the Eyes of a Child reviewsAnita reflects on things that were, that should’ve been, and that are. [JouxSeto]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-16-06 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete6. Alive in Everything reviews'I don't want to imagine life without you. It's terrifying beyond words. I want to wake up every morning with your head on my shoulder or my head on yours and realize that all I've ever wanted is lying right next to me.' [RemusxSirius]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-18-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Then Tell Me You Love Me reviewsEstablished relationship. Seto takes Katsuya on a motorcycle ride. [JouxSeto]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-1-05 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete8. The Twelve Days of Christmas » reviewsTwelve days, twelve chances to prove his love. [JouxSeto]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,456 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 10-30-03 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete
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