Poll: Should I rewrite A Translyvanian Wizard or not? If so, which rewrite should I use? Vote Now!
Author has written 17 stories for Mass Effect, Starlancer, Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Redwall, and Newsflesh Trilogy.
So, hi. Like me?
About me: British, sixth-former (A-level), Maths, Physics, Geography, History, Biology.
Favourite books: Can't list 'em all! Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, War and Peace, Ulysses (joke), Dan Abnett's Eisenhorn trilogy...
Favourite films: Avatar, Inception, Equilibrium, Lord of the Rings, the original Pink Panther series...
Favourite games: Ensemble's Age of series, Civilisation (III rocks), Settlers IV, aaaaand Starlancer! And others, of course.
I really like the Mass Effect games, but have not yet got round to play them. Soon, soon! Interestingly, even though I have not played them yet I'm working on a Mass Effect fanfic self-insert. Odd.
Oh yeah. The name? It's Elvish. It means Black Werewolf. Not a reference to anything - I just like the colour and the creature.
Uhhh...yeah. And that's it.
Aaaand it's off again, until my exams are finished, anyway.
And the ME self insert is back online! Whoo! Read it, please!
Right - I've postponed Massive Gain indefinitely. Sorry, but I can't help it. Too much work. I'm probably going to rewrite as well at some point.
More info about me: I like writing poetry.
Survey? Alright, go on.
One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four? No net force, no acceleration. (It's a physics textbook)
Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there? Someone else's face. Don't make me do that again - they didn't appreciate it.
Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television? What's television?
Four: Without looking guess what time it is? 11:45:32.214523463235346
Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? March of the Templars.
Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing? 11:25, walking across the school grounds.
Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The screen of my pal's tablet.
Eight: What are you wearing? School uniform. Black jumper, white shirt, black trousers, belt.
Nine: Did you dream last night? I dreamt of chaos...of worlds burning, oceans of blood spilled in my god's name, the chant of his name echoing - Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny!
Ten: When did you last laugh?More like when was the last time I stopped laughing.
Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in? 'Motivational' posters.
Twelve: Seen anything weird lately? My reflection.
Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz? I'm taking a quiz? Wait, why didn't anyone tell me? Not fair.
Fourteen: What film did you last watch? Zombieland.
Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? The SSV-2 Normandy.
Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you: I've got a third leg - no, seriously.
Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do. Eradicate spots. God, how I hate them - and I don't even suffer too bad.
Eighteen: Do you like to dance? Can't dance. Three left feet.
Nineteen: George Bush: Sorry, I can't see through the shit ocean they're at the bottom of.
Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her Tali.
Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Horus Lupercal.
Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? D'you mind hoisting Satan up so's I can chat with him?
BONUS QUESTION: When did you stop taking this seriously? Nine. Fourteen is true, as is fifteen and possibly twenty.
I now have a blog:. Basically, it's just somewhere for me to air my views on the Tolkien lexicon. So, if any Tolkien fans out there are interested, I'd be grateful if you read it. Only two posts so far, but more to come. :-)
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia),GoldPhantom (USA),Mrmagicfox(USA),LaniusLegioXIII(MEX),Morgaur(UK),
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