ITACHI IS AWESOME!!! If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, AKATSUKICHIBIS789, ArAnCar_No_6, Zamiel Sama, ArtisticDeidara

"How the hell do you even mistake us for a threesome?" Itachi asked. "Well... you two are half naked and-" "How do you even know what a threesome IS?" Pain interupted. "FYI, I'm straight!" "One less hot body wasted on homos!" Kisame half-sung half-mumbled. "Shut up or no sex this week." Itachi said, hitting the shark upside his head. "So, you guys ARE gay?" Tobi asked. "Define 'gay.'" Itachi ordered. "Um, happy?" Tobi guessed. "Yes, we're incredibly happy." Pain grunted. "They are. I'm not part of their 'happiness', though." "Why are you sad?" Tobi asked. "I never said that" Pain said. "You just said that you aren't happy." Tobi replied. "Listen, Tobi. The gay we are talking about doesn't mean 'happy.' It means I like other guys." Itachi sighed. "Oooh!" Tobi gasped. "Leader-sama, are you GAY?" "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, TOBI! NO! I'm NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!" "What's 'homosexual'?" Tobi asked. "It means 'gay'." Kisame replied. "You're not happy?" "Tobi, it means I don't like guys like 'THAT' I'm plenty happy. You though, Tobi have something like Altzimer or whatever." "What's 'Altzimer?" "You know what?" Pain said. "I-I just give up. This is stupid." Tobi cocked his head. "What's stupid?"
Copy and paste that to your profile if it's hilarious!

ArtisticDeidara here! (FYI, Totally obsessed with Akatsuki)

My deviantart account: artisticdeidara.deviantart.com

My name: Kara

My age: 14

Gender: Female

Sexuality: I'm bi

Don't ask about what I write. Age doesn't matter! Besides, people tell me that I act more mature than an 8th grader! LOL...
I also don't do many stories featuring straight characters so don't ask me bout that.

I love writing fanfictions and love drawing, too. I'm going to be writing a lot of yaoi. As in

KakuHidan

DeiSaso

ItaKisa

TobiDei

DeiIta

PeinIta

DeiPein

PeinHidan (LOL, Maybe)

SasoHidan

ItaHidan

DeiHidan

And so on and so on and so on

Oh yeah, if there's anything you don't like in my stories, BLAME KAKUZU (LOL, Young Body reference it's fun to blame Kakuzu) But yeah, yaoi lover, me and my friend also came up with some characters

Takumi, Sasori's little brother

Riku, Itachi's daughter

Kodoku, Kakuzu's son

Yūgure, Hidan's son

And then there's my other story:

Kouki- Sasori's son

Hachiro- Itachi's son

Ayono- Kakuzu's daughter

Yuki- Hidan's son

Akira & Rei- Deidara's twin daughters

Noriko- Pein and Konan's daughter

Yuko- Zetsu's son

Kenshin- Kisame's son

Shinju- Tobi's son

Shinju wears a ridiculous cat mask- LOL

So yeah, then I made up characters:

Kanon Saki

Suzuki Korasaki

And in a few stories, it will include some of my friends and me

Kara-Me

Riley

Korilyn

Val

James

Kaylee

And whoever else I can think of...

Yeah, I love writing stories and I take requests, so if you have a story request, just PM me!

And I realized something weird. In Akatsuki Teenagers, It IS Kakuzu's fault! Put the blame on him, everybody!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think this -_V looks like Deidara, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai)

Here By The Itachi Fanclub.
Itachi will always be the best Brother in the Naruto series.
Even better than those so called heros.
He saved a village while destroying his life.
We learn to hate when we fear but Itachi is a different story.
Itachi was a hero and Sasuke's all.
Please keep Itachi in you hearts.
Sasuke's Pal.

If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile.

You say Justin Bieber-I say Eminem

You say Lil Wayne-I say Tupac

You say Drake-I say Easy

You say Soulja Boy-I say Biggie

You say Gucci Mane-I say Proof

You say New school-i say shut the fuck up

You say Pop-I scream HipHop

You say Hannah Montana-i fucking punch you in the face

92% of teens have turned to New school and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to your profile. Dont let the real rap die

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! (Picks up phone) Hi mommy

Copy & paste

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.