Need-to-know-facts!

Name: Johanna (we'll leave it at that)

Age: 13 (soon 14 OMG!!!)

Dream: Become an author that people will remember.

Dream-that-is-possible-for-me-to-achieve: Start a bookshop in England.

Fears: 1. That people will die when they sleep if they sleep in the same room as me. I am particularly frightened if their chest isn't rising and falling.

2. That I will drop things or forget them. I often look behind me as I walk to see if I've dropped anything.

3. WASPS! And Mosquitos! (Did I spell that right?)

Favourite shows: Young Dracula (ofc), Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, Vampire Diaries (it sucks, but it's intriguing), QI, Would I lie to you, Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who (as it is as awesome as it is), Another, Türkish für anfängher (we watch it in school and I kinda like it... hehe...), Glee and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (no explanation needed).

Favourite movies: The Amazing Spiderman (I can seriously watch it a million times without getting bored), 21 Jump Street, Forrest Gump, Harry Potter (all of them), Narnia, Mamma Mia, The Nightmare before christmas, Sweenie Todd, The Corpse Bride... I really can't think of any other movie. But; it's night and I'm really tired while doing this...

Favourite books: The Hungergames (now I realise I can write that on movies too, but nah, I'm too lazy...), Beautiful Creatures, Starcrossed (have just begun reading it, but loving it already!), Harry Potter (1-2, 'cause I'm reading the third book now). I've read lots of other books, mostly in swedish as I am from Sweden and live there. Oh(!):

Country: Sweden

Random stuff!

"Last night I dreamt I was on a mission, and when I woke up I was still under cover."

That was lame, I know... but I'm generally weird, so it's okay. Longing so much for YD season 5! I wonder what will happen...

Here's my favorite... okay, I don't really know what I'm gonna call it, but read it anyway :) (I found it in a book btw, so that you don't give me the cred)

A women who's speeding get's pulled over by the police.

Police: You were speeding!

Women: Oh, I see.

Police: Can I see your drivers license please?

Women: I would love to do so, but I haven't got one.

Police: You haven't got a drivers license?

Women: No, I've lost it four times for drunk driving.

Police: Can I see your registration certificate please?

Women: No, I'm sorry, but you can't.

Police: Why?

Women: Because I've stolen the car.

Police: Stolen it?

Women: Yes, and I've killed and dismembered the owner into pieces.

Police: What did you say you've done?

Women: The parts of him lies in plastic bags in the trunk, if you want to check.

The police man looks at the women and slowly steps back and calls for back up. Within a few minutes another five police cars arrives, and another cop approaches the women with drawn gun.

Police 2: Can you step out the car please?

Women: Is there a problem?

Police 2: My colleague told me that you've stolen the car and killed the owner.

Women: Killed the owner?

Police 2: Yes, can you please open the trunk.

The women steps out of the car and opens the trunk, but there's nothing there.

Police 2: Is this your car?

Women: Of course it is, here's the registration certificate.

Police 2: My colleague also said that you haven't got a drivers license.

The women takes her purse and diggs around for a while, then she takes out her wallet and then hands over her drivers license to the police man.

Police 2: I have to admit that I'm confused. My colleague have told me that you haven't got a drivers license, no registration certificate, that you've stolen the car and killed the owner.

Women: As if! I bet that soon he'll claim that I was speeding too!

Time goes by too fast: No way I'm 14 this year! I've gotta go back in time somehow. "Hermione, do you still have that timetravelling thing?" "Of course I have. Here you go!" "Thank you!" Gonna go back in time!

STorIes

If anyone is wondering, which I doubt, about what happened to "Rosebushes are rare around here", it will come back. A few changes will be made though, and the name will maybe be replaced...

Once upon a time = deleted. It was terrible, and from the beginning it wasn't even about Vlad. (I don't even think I bothered to put the right names in it...)

Revenge = D E L E T E D. It is so bad... it will maybe be rewritten at some point (though the ghost of doubt is haunting. Oh, the ghost of doubt! If I had a house at Hogwarts I'd call it Umbra and the ghost would be called The Ghost of Doubt...).

Favourite Latin word: Umbra (which means 'shadow')