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Author has written 2 stories for Charmed.
"I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He told me I was crazy; everyone hasn't met me yet."
Love your enemies! It really ticks them off.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Guns don't kill people. I do. Mwhahaha!
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.
Smile. It confuses people.
Taste the rainbow- EAT CRAYONS
Being normal is overrated.
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
You laugh because I'm little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and don't really want to see you everyday.
Stalkers are your best friends, they just hide behind trees more.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
Don't walk in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my...other handle? Damn, now I'm a sugar bowl.
Asking a bookworm what their favourite book is, is like asking a mother to pick their favourite child.
All the good ones are either gay, married or fictional.
"I'm just going to read a few pages of my book." – translation: I'm going to read at lest 100 pages. Leave me alone. I'll see you when I see you.
"when life gives you lemons, sequeeze them in other peoples eyes, watch, then run for your damn life"
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's a matter of life after death...now that he's dead, I have a life
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
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You know you live in 2008/09/10/11 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name/myspace/facebook/twitter
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Charmed. Look Who's Barking
Phoebe: She's such a pretty dog.
Piper: Well what would you expect?
Leo: A doberman...
Prue barks and growls
Piper: Better watch your orbs there honey.
Kelly to Annie and Naomi
Kelly: You see, girl friends are like plants, while guys are like cut flowers. Yes they look pretty and smell nice..well most of the time.
But they always end up going away. But plants, or girl friends. With the proper care are there for you for a very long time- Is this helping at all? are you getting any of this?
Annie and Naomi are staring with blank expressions.
Beverly Hills 90210
Brenda and Dylan Meeting Mr Pony
Brandon: Any time now!
Dylan breaks kiss : Are you gonna be here when I get back?
Brenda: Unless I run off with some tall handsome stranger.
Prue and Piper
Piper: 'She's wearing my lipstick'
Prue: 'What? I can't borrow your lipstick? Learn to share'
Piper: I heard That!
Prue: Well at least we did one thing good.
Piper: 'Yea next time to get your own lipstick'
Prue gives Piper a look
Piper: 'I love you'
Prue: Bite me.
Prue: I wonder where they hid the girls at.
Piper: I don't know. Want me to ask him?
Piper shakes the box and taps it, waiting for an answer
Prue: You know what? You are an ass
Piper turns and smiles at her.
Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Phoebe: Where are the keys?
Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Piper: Don't act blonde.
Piper: Stop overreacting! That's my department.
Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?
Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600's.
Prue: Stairs can be sobering.
Leo: I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
Phoebe: I curse you, you curse me. Let's get together and do a little cursing.
Piper: You were telling yourself how much you love you?
Phoebe: Come on! Am I the only person in this family who inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?
Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.
Piper: Vanquish demon first, kill husband later.
Piper: I think my half-whitelighter offspring thought that fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.
Paige: What just happened?
Phoebe: Notice anything different about me?
Demon: You've got something up your sleeves...
Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Demon: I am Krell, a Xotar
Phoebe: Flying's awesome. It's the landing part that's a bitch.
Piper: I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?
Phoebe: Welcome home, Honey! Or should I say your highness? Because we are your loyal subjects!
Piper: Natalie's a ...
Piper: Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy!
Phoebe: There is a reason my resumé is only three sentences long!
Leo: Just think of it as if I work for the CIA.
Angel of Destiny: Just to let you know, neither decision would have effected yours (turns to Leo) or his, personal destiny.
Grams: No things are impossible, it's just a matter of you being able to do them.
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Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Starowner, Rainbow35, Just Mein, PippElulu, Charmed Ojamajo
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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS:Stab you in the back after a Year
BEST FRIENDS:poke each other with straws
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
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