Disclaimer:I don't own the pictures that was used in my stories and the avatar picture.

Name: Call me Dan XD

Age: If I tell you how old I am you won't kick me out of this site right?

Gender: Im a lesbian they say I think it mean a cross dresser? Or im a tomboy many prefer me as a boy and I have fangirls chasing me hump I hate them currseeee youuu faaangiiirrrrlllsss!!!!! To put it bluntly I'm a girl.

Country: Live in Philliphines! Mga kababayan ko tingnan nyo ang mukhang ito gusto kong malaman nyo ito ay pwet ko!!! XDD

Likes: MANGA, greeky book and ANIME!!

(FTail ,DNote ,Gintama ,The World God Only Knows, Satan 666, PoTennis, GHunt, Seiyuu ka-!, S.A, S.Away, Naruto, VKnight, YJapan, Major, Super Darling, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Digimon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Aquarion, Eyeshield 21, HXHunter, Cashern Sins, Working!, Akazukin Chacha, Familiar Of Zero, Kekkaishi, Howl's Moving Castle, The Cat Return's, D-Grayman, Toradora, SNShana, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds, Pokémon, SRumble, Negima, BRenkin, LHina, DBall, Bleach, OPiece, PPDash, SSRune, Kyoshiro And The Eternal Sky, UMuscle, KOut, YYHakusho, Getbackers, Da Capo, Heaven!!, MLSCBTCute, Heroman, Overdrive, MBIAMermaid, Needless, LBee, NROTYClan, Ore-sama Teacher, Bakugan, KWMSama, PTSoul, LIdol, BGIta, CGeass, Inuyasha, CBebop, HSuzumiya, PResurrection, SEater, FORecca, LStar, GUMStrait, Kiba, Megaman, Code E, Mission E, FMPanic, FMABrotherhood, Pretear, Nodame Contabile, HNGotoku, Gashbell, Keroro, Uta No Prince, BKiss, GAngels, ALChildren, Detective Loki, Jigoku Shoujo, Deltora Quest, NShipuuden, BNKiss, Get Goal, Boku Wa Ookami, Knight Princess,Prince Bubble, Shiki, Hou Gakuen Misoragi, Ouji To Haukago, Nweho, Boku No Ushiro Ni Majo Ga Iru, Crepsulce, Soushokukei Ism, Yumeiro Patissiere, Mamotte Lollipop, Tonari No Kashiwagi-san, Akatsuki No Yona, Kitchen Princess, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Last Game, Tonari no Kaibutsu I'll add the others later)

Dislike: To be frank I hate Fruit Basket why? Cause I like Toohru and Yuki together not Kyo. T_T

Ahh also the anime haters just die, don't worry I'll pray to ZEUS to kill you with his lightning bolt!! *>* And not only that I will buy or make (cause im broke) a Death Note to kill you. *inserts Kira's (Light's) evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just a piece of crap so don't read it you're just wasting your time reading this so don't mind my crap here.

waahhahahha many says i'm weird and often says i'm crazy I don't mind them cause sometimes I act like one!!

WAHAHAAHAHA yes im crazy and im weird yesss but i can correct some on you're FFs cuz im preety good at english but my teacher scolded me that im bad at it, maybe my teacher saw a wrong name or rlly hates me and i have a pretty big ego that i rlly hte.

bout my first story ima srry cuz I make kagura diee gomenasai and I forgot to put a disclaimer XDD so here it is

Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama the plot maybe I read a story like that last year do I kinda tinkered it a bit. And added many sentences below so it could reach 1,000 words.

Soo the second oneshot have a line that makes you remember CLANNAD to tell ya the truth I don't know CLANNAD many say it can really can make you cry so I can't bare to watch it. Let me just say that I don't own that line. I just saw that line in funnymama while im looking for some anime meme's.

anyhow ty 4 reading my story!! arigatou!!

bout the name I believe it like this Forever A(adored) L(loved) O() N() E() im 2 lazy 2 continue so maybe later.

I got a stupid golden rules that I will kill myself if I didn't do it:

1) I can't publish a story if it hadn't passed 1,000 word count without the AN and some other stuff.

2) I can't accept myself if I hadn't update even once a month that's my time limit.

3) This is the last I must read/watch an/a anime/manga atleast 5 once a day cause if not I can die.

ahh I almost forgot im not a fangirl or whatever ya think I am cause im an otaku weird huh? Don't care bout your opinions im used to it sooo PERCY JACKSON TIMEE!!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

AN ADDITION TO THAT POEM:

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

The Hunger Games pledge:

I promise to remember Katniss

whenever I see a fire

I promise to remember Peeta

whenever I have someone to admire

I promise to remember Haymitch

whenever someone's drunk

I promise to remember Prim

whenever I see a Primrose

I promise to remember Gale

whenever someone gets jealous,

I promise to remember Eiffe

whenever someone made a bet with a hat,

I promise to remember Cinna

whenever a friend sticks by my side no matter what

I promise to remember Buttercup

whenever a cat hisses at me,

I promise to remember Madge

whenever a friend gives me a gift,

I promise to remember Clove

whenever I see a sharp knife

I promise to remember Cato

whenever I almostmlose my life

I promise to remember Glimmer

whenever I see a bee

I promise to remember Rue

whenever I trust someone fast

I promise to remember Finnick,

Whenever I see somebody longing for someone who's crazy

I promise to remember Annie,

Whenever my mind is hazy

Yes, I promise to remember the Hunger Games wherever I may go...

I up some words up there and they aren't all mine...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. (truthfully im not advertising this to you)

Stupidity Test:

(This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (everyday...)

6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (its really akward)

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand ( for 30 mins I searched for it raid the house then I checked my pocket it was there all along..)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (haha uto uto pla ako pero naniwala ako nung sinabi na mai-ispirited away daw ako XD)

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (this happened many times I think its karma but faster.)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I exploded popcorn is that countable?)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (good thing nobody noticed)

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name I do it many times cause im forgetful about names)

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (IT HURTS SO MUCHHHHHH!!!!!)

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (My little helicopter is that countable?)

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (truthfully I've gotten my head stuck in a chair)

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (Well almost but not a gun my class made fun of things, they said that our undearwears are on the floor and they can see iT while pointing at it of course And stupidly we look under us to check)

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I am stupid I know)

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye(it was when i was trying to copy Itachi when he was getting Sasukes eye, really hurt though)

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

I am stupider than I thought so I cut the last part for not ashaming my self more

prep

You own a cell phone.
you own something from Abercrombie
You own something from Pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale (cause im broke)
You have more than one house

total:4/11

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

total:3/9

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
you like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

total:3/8

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.

total:5/10

Athletic
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

total:0/9

HARDCORE//scene

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
you wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple

total: 0/10

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 3

Looooolllll i even expected that XD i dont own thesee