| saoulbete |
Author has written 47 stories for Rizzoli & Isles, Law and Order, Knight Rider, Jeeves, NCIS, Metalocalypse, 1776, Boy Meets World, and Law and Order: SVU. Who am I? (24601, duh). I'm someone who's been in fandom far too long, and can't remember my original login or password (but can remember my userid. - put it this way, I was here back in the day when Potter got banned, then revived, I was here when they had a proper NC-17 tag and they still used movie ratings. I've been here for like, ever. i'm all like, get off my lawn). I'm saoul bete, and I write things. And live up to my user name. I write lots of different things. I write slashy things. I write het thing. I write angsty thing. I write fluffy things. I write sexy things. I just like to write. Heads up - anything tagged with (c&c) in the summary all sorta kinda go together. They're all perfectly standalone, but they all hook back into Crosswords and Coffee as sorta sequelish things. oh, hey, I'm on twitter and LJ too with the same name (saoulbete). I'm a drunken fool amongst many mediums. Feel free to add away, if you enjoy watching a drunken mess be a drunken mess in real time. | |||||||
1. Nunc, et in Hora Mortis Nostrae reviewsThe world is ending. Fire. Brimstone. And you are no lion of Judah. The world is ending, and she is crying silently against your shoulder. (Post 2x10)Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-13 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete2. Parts of the Whole reviewsThis was a painful, hated, part of the relationship, but a part of it nonetheless. And they tell themselves that this is what they want.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-13 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles3. Darkness on the Edge of Town reviewsEverything fies baby, that's a fact. And sitting here on the dock of the bay, the wind blowing gently against your face carrying with it the sweet salty tang of the sea, you can almost recapture what it was like as a child, spending your summers down the shore. And you're glad that she is here with you.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-13 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete4. The Simple Facts of Life are Such » reviews"Of all the gin joints in all the towns, huh? You know your life isn't a movie, Rizzoli, right?" "Well, it sure feels like a bad soap opera."Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-5-13 - Published: 10-9-12 - J. Rizzoli & B. Frost5. And I Stood There reviewsShe stood there, staring out the window, at their reflections staring back at them in the darkened glass, trying to suss out the reason why this woman, her best friend, would be so willing to give up a part of her body to someone that didn't even want it. post 3x15Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-26-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete6. The Tigers Have Found Me and I Do Not Care reviewsShe liked being alone with herself. It was better than being with someone else and all their tricks and handsprings.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-12 - Complete7. Drowning reviewsShe needed Casey in her life. She really, truly, honestly did. Because so long as he was in her life, she didn't have to face her deepest, darkest secrets. Like how whenever she was this close to Maura, she felt like she was drowning. Another take on the Jane/Casey thing from 3x14Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-20-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete8. Like a Peal of Distant Thunder » reviewsDark AU of S3. She's glad they're friends again, after the Doyle incident,but something's still different.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 11-29-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli9. The Rizzoli Kid » reviewsThis was quite possibly the worst way to end the worst day she'd had in a very long time. What the heck was she supposed to do? Set immediatly after 3x10Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,606 - Reviews: 334 - Updated: 12-7-12 - Published: 8-16-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles10. Ours Was Just A Little Sorrowed Talk reviewsPost 3x01, now pride's gone out the window, cross the rooftops, run away...Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-14-12 - M. Isles - Complete11. And A Box of Shiraz reviews"Have you ever played slap bag before? Wait have you ever even drank wine out of a box?" Post 3x03, she has her best friend, canned frosting, and a box of shiraz, what else does she need?Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete12. Facts, Truths, Realities reviewsShe is a scientist, she has long since learned how to divorce her feelings from statistics and studies. She deals only in facts, truths and realities.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete13. Isn't It Pretty To Think So? reviewsShe lies to Maura, because she's protecting her friend. Because the world breaks everyone.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-12 - J. Rizzoli - Complete14. A Short History of Almost Something reviewsIt's New Years Eve at the precinct. Maybe she'll finally get around to crossing off the one thing that's been at the bottom of her resolutions list for the last three years. Sometimes it's what isn't said that means more than what is.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete15. Bad Livers and Broken Hearts reviewsHis cell phone rings, flashing her name, and he fights back the sick feeling in his throat, because he can't help but feeling as though he's betraying someone who understands.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-12 - E. Stabler - Complete16. The Privileges of Drunks reviewsShe ponders the collective noun for lawyers. And here, in this seedy little motel room, they find themselves bound by something far more sacred than attorney-client privilege or even the bond between clergy and confessor. These laws are more important than the ones they swore they would uphold when they joined the Bar association - these were the laws of drunks.Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-12 - J. McCoy - Complete17. Triangulation reviewsShe wakes sometimes to find him gone. Not gone forever, but away from their bed, and she thinks about the odd triangle they have formed, Man, Woman, and MachineKnight Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-12 - Michael K. & KITT - Complete18. Photograph reviewsIt was odd, really, how a picture could change a life.Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-5-12 - Eric M. & George F. - Complete19. Speechless reviewsHe'd never thought he'd see the day that anyone would render John Adams speechless.1776 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-12 - Complete20. And On a Rainy Night reviewsIt's the soft pitter pat of the rain outside, and the ever increasing intensity of the storm. PWP.Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-12 - Jeeves & Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete21. Jeeves and the Overindulgence reviewsIt was not his habit to indulge. However, it wasn't exactly sporting to turn down a round when offered, and he found that the more he drank the less he thought about the problem of Love's Awakening.Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-12 - Jeeves & Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete22. To Feel AliveOfdensen's the man with the plan, and a man on a mission. But it doesn't mean that sometimes he doesn't wonder what his life will be like otherwise.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Published: 9-3-12 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete23. The Space BetweenTheir love is interstitial, it exists in the gaps and the spaces between. It doesn't take up any part of them, but is rather the glue that holds all those parts togetherJeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Published: 9-3-12 - Bertram/Bertie W. & Jeeves - Complete24. Salted Earth reviewsBoston PD catches a case that happens to have the same MO as two dead sailors in Annapolis. How will they react to suddenly having Feds riding their asses and trying to take control?Crossover - NCIS & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-1225. A Distant Memory Of A HalfForgotten DreamIt was odd, how dusty old armoires could bring out the rummiest feelings in someone.Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Published: 9-2-12 - Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete26. Jump CutIt should have been raining. It's the only thing he can think as the events of the day play out in his memory like a motion picture missing most of its frames.Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Published: 9-1-12 - Jeeves27. Hold On reviewsAnd it came to her then that every plan was just a tiny prayer to father time.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete28. Y'a Pas D'Amour Sans Histoire reviewsShe hated this toxic thing they had. It wasnt a relationship, anrd she tells herself its not love, but shes always loved the way they lied.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-12-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete29. Daydreams reviews"Do you ever, y'know, imagine being a mom? Like, instead of playing fantasy wedding you play fantasy family?" Jane ponders what it's like to have a family after all the drama with lydia.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-6-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete30. Five Cigarettes Jane Smoked » reviewsAnd one she didn't. She's never been a smoker, per se, but it's times like this when it feels like the world wants to collapse around her that she allows herself this one little guilty pleasure.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-31-12 - Published: 7-25-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles31. Stigmata reviewsShe's never believed in religion, after all, why would any god let the world suffer? But she could worship at the altar of Jane all day, and now that she's reached out and touched faith, maybe she gets it after all.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-30-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete32. As Our December Sun is Setting reviewsBut now she lives inside someone she does not recognize, when she catches her reflection on accident. Future fic, set in the c&c miniverse-thing.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-30-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete33. Dambuster reviewsThis was the hundred-year flood coming in to break down all the walls between them.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-27-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete34. Interstitial reviewsTheir love is interstitial, it exists in the gaps, the spaces between. They do not talk of it as talking of it would be all too real.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-27-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete35. The Only Way To Survive reviewsHe does this not because he wants to, but because he has to, because it's the only thing that keeps the wolves that howl at his door at bay. He's been like this since '96 - it's easier to think of it as a year, as a place in time. After all, people remember 9/11 only by the date.Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-12 - J. McCoy - Complete36. Five Dates Jane Saved Maura from » reviewsAnd one she didn't. A completely recockulous collection of times where Maura finds herself on the five worst dates of her life, and the ways that Jane gets her out of them.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 7-12-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles37. Technicalities reviewsShe hated herself for falling asleep to cartoons the night before, since all she could think of was Tom Tucker which was decidedly *not* helping the mood. PWPRizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete38. Such Is Life reviewsA few ponderings on what it is to be alive.Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-12 - KITT & Michael K. - Complete39. Day After Day reviewsShe's used to all this, the inane, banal commentery. She's learned to drown it out, otherwise listening to it day after day would drive her crazy.Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-12 - J. McCoy & C. Kincaid - Complete40. What About Vegas? reviewsWedding planning goes awry. Fluff. Nothing but. another Crosswords and Coffee verse fic.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-18-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete41. Acrylic reviewsIt's something soothing, comforting when she wakes from a nightmare at that time where it's too late to calm her nerves with a drink and too early to go for a run. And something that makes her feel almost violated when Maura discovers it. absolute fluffRizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-17-12 - M. Isles & J. Rizzoli - Complete42. Compartmentalization » reviewsShe's always been good at compartmentalization. Tucking everything into neat little boxes. she's even gotten good at lying to herself.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 7-12-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete43. Of Bassetisms and Definitions reviewsJane ponders just exactly what she and Maura are. Incredibly schmoopy fluff. -c&c-Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete44. Crosswords and Coffee » reviewsShe wondered when, exactly, she became this. Downright domesticated. -c&c-Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 7-11-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles45. Jane, Maura, and the Swamp Monster reviews"Look at you! You're not a boy, you're some sort of - swamp thing" A sickeningly sweet bit of fluff set some years down the line. -c&c-Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete46. Once Upon a Time reviewsOnce upon a time, she'd been promised a fairy tale ending. Once upon a time, they'd had forever in front of them. But that was a long time ago.Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-8-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete47. Like a Horse and Carriage reviews"Janey, Sweetie, when are you going to get married?" Angela Rizzoli was always a firm believer that the path to happiness was being married with a family, and what mother doesn't want to see their children happy? c&cRizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-8-12 - J. Rizzoli & M. Isles - Complete