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| PatrickNotStar |
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. "My name is Patrick, all right. Patrick, NOTSTAR!"(BEST QUOTE EVA!!!) Fight fire with logic, mean people with logic. But hey, if that logic doesn't work, you can always borrow my hammer. My middle finger gets a boner just looking at you. :) If Barbie were real, she would be seven foot two and weigh 101 pounds. She would have to walk on all fours. Her head would be the same circumference as her waist. Her torso would not fit all of her organs. Her neck would be twice as long as a normal persons. SHE WOULD DIE OF MALNUTRITION. But she's what so many girls look up to. Ever feel like no one understands? Yeah, I know the feeling. Stay strong I like Harry Potter, Max Ride, Percy Jackson, Zoey Redbird, and Rose Hathaway!!!! I enjoy drawing, dogs, horseback riding, friends, swimming, dancing, soccer, singing, reading, reading, chainsaws, reading, emo bunny minions, reading, etc... I have gotten my Hogwarts acceptance last year, and I am currently a 2nd year witch. Books: Maximum Ride(duh), Harry Potter(double duh), Percy Jackson, House of Night, Beautiful Creatures, Twilight, Night World, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and alot more than I feel like naming=3 Appearance: WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU???? I have glasses=3 They make me see!!!!xD Check out JCtheWriter=3 Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. And... CHICKEN WINGS!!!! Haha, bet you thought I would say Bacon!! Joke's on you!!!! Now, I have kidnapped Fang from an un-metionable place, but let's just say I stole him from a friend. Me: Hey Fangles. Fang: Where am I and why am I strapped in a chair? Me: Nothing you need to know. Fang:Will you at least untie me? Me: Will you run away? Fang: Maybe... Me: If you don't I'll give you bacon! Fang: GIVE. ME. BACON. NOW. OR I WILL DISMEMBER EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY AND I WILL ENJOY IT. Me: *Slowly hands Fangles bacon then hides under covers* Fang: Thank you. Me: Um... How are you going to eat that? Fang: What do you mean? I already did. Me: But your hands are tied... Fang: Huh? Me: Oh, nevermind. =/ 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yup 2) Where did you get your default picture? Google=3 Inspiration... SPONGEBOBBBBBBB:DDDDD 3) What's your middle name? 4) Your current relationship status? 5) Does your crush like you back? 6) What is your current mood? 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? 8) What color shirt are you wearing? A Paramore shirt=3 9) Missing something? Just my mind 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? 12) Ever had a near death experience? 13) Something you do a lot? 14) The song stuck in your head? 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? No clue. 17) When was the last time you cried? Today. I faked it to get my brother off of my stomach. 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their eyes, or their hair. 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? A cholcalty chip (grande) frappichino with no coffe. 22) What's your biggest secret? 23) Favorite color? 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) What are you? 26) Do you speak any other language? 27) What's your favorite smell? Anything Chocolate. 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Stressful. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) What are you thinking about right now? 31) What should you be doing? Sleeping. 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My belly button. We just had a very heated argument, thank you very much. 33) Do you like working in the yard? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? 36) What is your natural hair color? 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Random quiz What color is your toothbrush? Purple!!! Name one person who made you smile today: NO ONE CUZ IM COOL LIKE DAT What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Um... Sleeping??? What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Stardoll... Honestly, Im too old for it, but it's SO ADDICTING! What is your favorite candy bar? Hershey. Chocolate should stay chocolate Have you ever been to a strip club? Certainly not, and I never plan to. What is the last thing you said aloud? Yeah. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? CHOCOLATE! It's the only flavor I'll eat. What was the last thing you had to drink? COKE COLA ALL DA WAY MAN Do you like your wallet? Yees. It has zebra prints..=3 What was the last thing you ate? Pickles c: Have you bought any new clothing items this week? I got a really comfy shirt. The last sporting event you watched? Actually, right now Im watching hockey. GO PENS!!! What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Popcorn?? Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My fwendd Ever go camping? Yes, and I luv it. Do you take vitamins daily? I try.. Do you go to church every Sunday? Used to. Do you have a tan? Yerp! Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Seriously? Who would? Pizza dominates Chinese. Do you drink your soda with a straw? No, it makes it taste weird. What did your last text message say? It said: byeeeeee. What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping. Look to your left, what do you see? Al lamp What color is your watch? White and gold. What do you think of when you hear Australia? Kangaroos. What is your birthstone? Aquamarine. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thru What is your favorite number? 69!!!! XD Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mommy Any plans today? Nope. How many states have you lived in? Um... FL, VA, PA, OH, CO, NC, SC, maybe more. Biggest annoyance right now? My dad and his dry humor Last song listened to? Hero by Skillet Can you say the alphabet backwards? Nope. Do you have a maid service clean your house? No, why should I when I can pick up after myself? Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Mai vans=3 Are you jealous of anyone? Not really. Envy is pointless. Is anyone jealous of you? Maybe? How should I know? Do you love anyone? My family. I'd take a bullet for them. Do any of your friends have children? No. I'm 13, creep. What do you usually do during the day? School. Homework. Boring, boring stuff. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Hating is pointless. WAIT! I know... Eh, I got nothing. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I say "Yo." It's kinda my thing. What color is your car? Well, I don't have a car of my own, but my stepmothas car is a lurely shade of white... Do you like cats? Dogs are better, but I can tolerate cats. Are you thinking about someone right now? Nah. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes, it was awesome. How did you get your worst scar? I scraped a chunk of skin off of my shin.. ooh, that rhymed! PREP: You own something from Abercrombie.(a super cozy shirt that I stole from a friend...) GOTHIC: Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK: GEEK: ATHLETIC: I do horseback riding and dance-just so u know! HARDCORE/SCENE: YOUR GUY SIDE: Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (only if u barely know them) Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. YOUR GIRL SIDE: poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE ºø„ºø„„øº„øº If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.) If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good. If you have (a) annoying sibling(s), copy/paste this on your profile! "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. 93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, MaxIsMe, x Vanity Insanity x, msh0300 This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion! 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) Quotes of awesomeness You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male. Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Stupid Warnings: This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (then what am i eating???) 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire(noooo, i didnt know!) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children 16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) 17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) 18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. 19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. 20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) 21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?) 23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) 24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) 25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!) 26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) 27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. 28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) 29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) 30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHA??? I wanted to show all of my friends!) 1.Grab te nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4. Sorry, no books available. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 12:10 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:09 6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8.Before you started this survey what did you look at? 9.What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? Yeah, and it was wierd. 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13.Seen anything wierd lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? I think of him more as cute, not hot. 2. Did you cry when Ari died? Yes actually. Even considering all that ignorant stuff he did before, he turned out to be not that bad. 3. Do you think Fang is hot? HECK YEAH! 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Are-ee 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? Duh, because that's the immature kind of person I am :D 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? No, I had my wtf face on. 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? I may have paused to make a strangled/ guttural happy noise, but I don't squeal. 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? No, I just kept on punching the page. 9. Who is your favorite character? Either Max or Total. You see, I imagine Total with George Lopez voice, which makes me like him. 10. Do you like Jeb? No way..he really irks me. 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Yeah.. 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Yes, but it wasn't my least favorite. 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? Oh god, you don't even know. I was so pissed. 14. Which book is your all time favorite? Either the second, fourth or fifth 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? Fences by Paramore 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Yepp, I know what your thinking-obssessed much? But really, it would be freaking hilarious to think of how each flock member would act! 17. Who do you think the voice should be? Actually, Angel, who it turned out to be, so, yeah. 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Uh uh. That would be just wierd-although-I can see Fang playing Piano or guitar. 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? BRIGID AND FANG :p 20. MIGGY or FAX? Your kidding right? FAX!!!! List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Max 2.Fang 3. Rose 4. Dimitri 5. Zoey 6.Dylan 7. Gazzy 8. Wisty 9. Whit 10. Lissa (VA, not MR) 11. Brigid 12. Iggy 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? A fanfiction about Dylan and Brigid... I'm sure there's one out there. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Duh. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Iggy got Wisty pregnant... Whit would beat up Iggy and Ella would be heartbroken. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Haven't read any on that series. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Just... No. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? I'd like to say five nine- Just cause Zoey wouldn't date a girl. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Iff Gazzy walked in on Fang and Iggy making out- Just, no. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Rose and Lissa run away from St. V's again!!! 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Max and Wisty... They don't swing for that team,sorry. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Gazzy fails at making a bomb and Iggy helps him out. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Rose... I donno. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No... Not that I know of... 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Wisty... Let the flames begin, Paramore, judging by the fact that she can burst into flames at any given moment. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Max, Dylan, and Iggy... -Much butt kicking. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Max and Gazzy are in a happy relationship until Whit runs of with Gazzy. Max, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Brigid and a brief, unhappy affair with Dylan, then follows the wise advice of Zoey and finds true love with her. I can find so many things wrong with this. What title would you give this fic? Um... No words. 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? Gazzy and Wisty... I don't think that wisty would yell at a little kid, so... 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? Zoey? I'd be ecstatic. She's awesome! 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Wisty and Brigid... I'd be horrified. 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? If Fang dissed me, I'd beat his ass. 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Rose and Whit... I'd quickly close the door and go tell Dimitri. 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? If Iggy was a rapist? I wouldn'y be suprised, him being the perv he is. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? If Lissa was in my room... I'd tell her to get out, then she'd use compulsion on me to get me to tell my biggest secret. 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? (Max) I'd freak out. Course, I've already read a "Max is emo" story. If she suddenly went optimistic, I say, "Who are you and what have you done to emo Max?" 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? I'd faint. 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? I'd beat dylan's butt then burn the hairbrush. 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? I would have no words. 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Fang and Brigid... I'd be scared with Brigid flirting with Fang, so I'd walk up to her and slap her across the face. 30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. Max- I'd make her show how to fly at supersonic speed. Fang- I's buzz cut his hair in his sleep. Rose- I'd ask her how she keeps her hair so pretty. Dimitri- I'd ask to see his tattoos for Strigoi killing. Zoey- I'd ask to see her tattoos. Dylan- I'd murder him in his sleep. Gazzy- I'd make him build a bomb to kill Dylan with. Wisty- I'd make her show me how to float in my sleep, or burst into flames. Whit- I'd help him mourn over his girlfriend. Lissa- I'd ask her how she is so pretty. Brigid- I'd tell her to stay away from Fang. Iggy- We's snigger at max's attitude torwards Brigid. CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac 3/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 3/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog.\ You feel most active at night. 9/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 6/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 5/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful 5/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 3/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 8/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 0/10 O_O CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.(I have to use it to make sure I didn't comb my hair wrong. If I did then I'm told to comb it again. IT SUCKS) 3/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits You’re inventive and resourceful You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 4/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0/10 O_O Daughter of Hades C: Are you all seriously worried about Ellen’s show being cancelled?... Just imagine that being you. Imagine being in kindergarten, playing along with your friends, making Christmas crafts. Hanging them up. Feeling proud of yourself. When out of nowhere a strange man bursts in the room. Shoots his gun. You are screaming. You have no idea what is going on. All you know is you is you want your mom. Your dad. But they aren’t there. You scream out for them. Your teacher is yelling. You friends and classmates are crying and screaming as well. None of you know what is going on. One by one you see the man shoot. He looks determined; of course you are too young to know that. Everyone is running everywhere. You are lost. You don’t know where to go. You start crying. “Mommy! Daddy!” you scream out. Where are they? Why aren’t they here to protect me? He drops his gun and pulls out a new one. The shooting begins again. The noise. Your friends. The crayons you had in your hands, gone. The happy thoughts in your tiny, young little brain, gone. You are being forced to concentrate on what is happening, but you can’t. Your too young. Everything is happening to fast. You can’t think. “Mommy!” you scream again. The man is getting closer. His gun re-loaded. You look at him. Scared. He smirks. Satisfaction in his face. His gun is pointed at you. You just stare. Not sure of what is happening. You look around. You classmates, lying there. Lifeless. His finger is on the trigger. “Daddy!” you scream. You start backing up. Your foot gets caught on a leg of a desk, you fall. The man runs. You land on your back. Crying harder. You here one last shot. The door opens. The room is full of people. A police officer walks over to you. You don’t know who she is. You start to crawl. Afraid. She looks at you. Something about her gaze makes you feel safe. You run up and hug her. She holds you close. Tightly. She picks you up and carries you outside. You see the rest of your school. You, of course, don’t know most of them but you recognize some faces. The rest of your class is standing there. You can see that kids are missing. Including your teacher. You cry. All you can do is cry. The officer puts you down, staying close. Your hands are put on the kid’s shoulders in front of you. You are being forced to walk. You are so lost. Wondering where your class mates are. Your teacher. Where are they? Why aren’t they in line? The tears refuse to stop. You’re just too young. Now imagine being a brother/sister. Being a couple years older than your 6 year-old brother/sister. Being in your class room. Working on your assignment. Your teacher is wondering around the class room. Helping the occasional kid. Its silent. You put your hand up. Needing help. Your teacher looks at you and nods, taking off his glasses and slowly walking over to you. You explain where you need help. He nods, reading the question over. You hear something, much like a door slamming against the walk. You ignore it, focusing on what your teacher is saying. You hear another noise and screams. You teacher looks up. He walks to the door, peeking out. “I’ll be right back, students continue with your work” he says, leaving. Once the door is closed your class starts that little party that always happens where the teacher leaves the room. Some kids sitting up on their desk. Others are throwing things around. You stand up, stretching. Then find your best friend. Talking to them. You look at the clock. Your teacher left 20 minutes ago. You get up walking over to the door. Opening it slowly. You hear a noise. Peeking your head out you hear it again. Screaming. You start to get worried. You walk out. The noise, again. It’s all you hear, that and screaming. What is it? What is that? You slowly walk down the hall. Slowly around the corner. You hear it again. Your teacher comes running, tears streaming down his face. “Go! Go!” he screams, grabbing your arm. His grip was tight. “oww!” you screamed. He ignored you pushing you in the room; he ran in and shut the door, locking it. You all knew what was going on. Everyone running and sitting against the wall, where it was practiced. And then its clicks. A gun. That was the sound of a gunshot. You scream. You teacher grabs you and holds you close. You are crying. Screaming your little brother/sisters name. he just holds you close. Everyone stares. I need to be there! I need to be there! You think. Why aren’t I there? Why is no one helping them?! Your teacher opens the door. Its has been ten minutes till you heard a shot. A police man waits outside the door. You run out. Running down the hall. You reach the class room. Scanning the room. Bodies everywhere. You search for them. The person you fought with. The person you annoyed. The person you love but you would never admit that. And there they are. Lying lifeless on the ground. You scream. The police man grabs you. Lifting you up. Holding you close. You cry and scream, kick and smack but he doesn’t let go. He brings you outside, where you see your class, lined up. You notice your parents. Standing there, full of hope. He brings you to them. They realize why you are crying and the tears begin to fall. They hold you close. The three of you crying. Knowing the little bundle of joy, and happiness. Will no longer be there. This day, December 14, 2012, this day. For the rest of your life. Every year. This day. You won’t be able to go to school. You won’t be able to go out. That person that looked up to you, is gone. Now imagine being a parent. Sitting at the table at lunch. Laughing along with your co-workers. You are all enjoying yourselves. You take another sip of your coffee. Sitting back. Enjoying the bit of the day you have to relax. You hear your phone. You get up and speed walk over to your desk. Reaching in your jacket pocket pulling out your phone. You answer. “Hello?”. You hear a man talking on the other line. You listen carefully. Taking in his words. He is going on and on about how bad things always happen to the nicest people. You listen, curiously. He then says it. The words you never thought you would ever hear. Your knees feel weak. Is this a joke? Do they think this is funny? You fall. Tears falling as well. You don’t realize everyone is starring. Although you don’t care. He says he is sorry and hangs up. Your arm drops from your ear, slowly hitting the ground. Your co-workers are all around you. Worried. Asking questions. You just sit there. Why? He/she was so young? This morning when I hugged and kissed him/her goodbye was the last moment I would ever hold them. Ever touch them. Ever seeing their beautiful smile. Or hearing their cute little giggle. You cried harder. No words people could say can make you feel better. You stand up. people helping you. You walk to your car, trying to wipe the tears but they are almost instantly replaced with new ones. you drive to the school. Once you arrive you get there, police men and women are everywhere. Children screaming, crying. Police men and teachers trying to calm them down, but also crying themselves. You scan the crowd. Ambulances. Police cars. Firemen. Doctors. Stretchers. Kids. Cars. Parents. You looked at the kids. Recognized some of the students as your child’s friends. You look at the rest of the class. You can pick out certain kids, the teacher. You son/daughter. Missing. So next time a TV show is more important than someone else’s lives, imagine if that was you. Your family. Think before you speak. I am a big sister to a kindergartener, and I can't imagine what it would be like to be in the school while my little angel was shot. I just can't imagine. R.I.P to all those innocent lives lost in the Conneticutt shooting. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers #1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room. #2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap. #3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!" #4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank #5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!) #6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie." #7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend #8: Make a really big deal out of random things #9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem #10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one #11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason #12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song #13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom #14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously #15: Drop your books on the floor periodically #16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song #17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!" #18: Draw smiley faces everywhere #19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time #20: Sing the school song at random times #21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions #22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk #23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage #24: Talk in an annoying accent all day #25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!" #26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight #27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day. #28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…) #29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!" #30: Hack into the computer system #31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?" #32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher #33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team #34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.) #35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice #36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!" #37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder) #38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras #39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs #40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!" #41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID #42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around #43: Pull the fire alarm #44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown #45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" #46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard #47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do #48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey. #49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over" #50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion #51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!" #52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly #53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker #54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!) #55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know #56: Change all of the clocks #57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes #58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!" #59: Wear a bag over your head #60: Do something annoying during a test #61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!" #62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class #63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently #64: Spill balls all over the floor #65: Shout out random things #66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably #67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper #68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE #69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically #70: Flip everything upside down #71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!" #72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything #73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it #74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!" #75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?" #76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on And for the Grand Finale… #77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day Favorite book: Between the Lines by Jodi something Favorite series:Maximum Ride or Divergent or Harry Potter or Percy Jackson Favorite movie: The Avengers! =3 2nd Favorite movie: Aladdin ( Im a sucker for Disney) Favorite soda/pop: MT DEW!!! favorite fruit: Blueberries Favorite vegetable:Salad!!!! Favorite food: BACONNN Favorite animal: I like Starfish. Nah, not really. I like Donkeys or Horses. They are funny=3 Favorite quote: "My name is Patrick, all right. Patrick, Notstar." -From the TV show Spongebob Squarepants Favorite school subject: Science Favorite song: Right now? Hero by Skillet Favorite artist: Paramore, Skillet, blah blah. | |||||||
1. Every Step of the Way » reviewsWhen Max moves to South Carolina, everything changes: Her father becomes abusive, the pain of her mothers death goes deeper, and her sister has to live the whole torture with her. But when she meets Fang, the whole world turns around. Love, loss, pain, and hard choices can't stop a band of friends from being together every step of the way. Rewrite of It's a Hard LifeMaximum Ride - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 12-27-12 - Max & Fang2. Our Shadows » reviewsZoom: Millions of years into the future. Science has wiggled it's way through our little minds and made us smarter with greater Ideas. Now, humans are stronger. Faster. Enhanced. Even the world, or the Carning, is a better place. But in a world of Peace and Love, there's trouble. And we have people for that. I'm Max. I'm a Shadow. And this is my story.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-22-13 - Published: 1-27-13 - Max & Fang3. Secrets of a Hunter » reviewsMaximum is Artemis's second-in-command Hunter. Fang is the demigod runaway. When they meet, will they break all the rules to be together? Or will they deny their own feelings? Rated T for Tacos.Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 9-30-12 - Max & Artemis4. Blown Away » reviewsMax Ride has no one... Not a parent, a friend, or a teacher. No one. Her Mother is dead. Her dad is a drunk. She is relentlessly bullied into self harm... No one understands... Except for him. The boy in her dreams... That she thinks is never real, just a fantasy. Boy, is she wrong. ON HIATUSMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 10-23-12 - Max & Fang5. Magic to the Maximum » reviewsWhen Max escapes the School, she has to leave then Flock behind. A week later, she finds herself being adopted by the Weasly family. Then, when Max turns eleven, she gets her acceptance letter to Hogwarts, as does Ron, her Adopted Brother. Join Max in her adventure to Hogwarts- Frendship, action, adventure, and so much more! WINGS! Max/Harry storyCrossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-11-13 - Published: 8-12-12 - Harry P. & Max
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