hannahsmetana
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since: 07-05-12, id: 4107404, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
country: UK
Author has written 9 stories for White Collar, Community, and Warehouse 13.

I'm English English. We call everything fannies.

I started off reading White Collar fics, then wrote a few. Am now working my way through other fandoms, especially Community, also Castle and Firefly.

Community is now my favourite show EVER (#sixseasonsandamovie). Bring on October 19th! I also watch the shows mentioned above as well as Dr Who, Being Human (original English version), Burn Notice, Warehouse 13, other things that I can't be bothered to list right now.

Other interests include gaming (PS3, N64, Megadrive), beer (ale), other stuff.

I have a dog and a husband, and I WILL find someone to do the Trobed handshake with... (harder than it appears in the UK).

I am now also on AO3 with my same pen name.

@hannahsmetana


1. Fifty Shades reviews
"So Jeff, have you heard of Fifty Shades of Grey?" Tiny oneshot. Jeff/your preferred other.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-13 - Jeff W. - Complete
2. Does anyone know where I am?
A text message conversation between the group. Set during the holidays before S4. Based on a prompt from lesoleilluna's Ficathonon Live Journal by us overlooked. Prompt: Study Group - (401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Published: 4-1-13 - Complete
3. Really Cool Secret Agents
They have their mission. Infiltrate. Locate. Retrieve. Can a crack team of Really Cool Secret Agents accomplish the task? They love it when a plan comes... reasonably close to actually working. AU For a prompt by portions forfox on the ficathon on livejournal: jeff/britta study group SPIES AU
Community - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Published: 3-26-13 - Jeff W. & Britta P. - Complete
4. Pin it on the Fall Guy reviews
Pete and Myka investigate a possible artefact sighting in Colorado. It leads them to a community college and a charming lead suspect. Set somewhere in season one for Warehouse and end of S1/beginning of S2 for Community. Main cast for both shows are featured.
Crossover - Warehouse 13 & Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-13 - Myka B. & Pete L. - Complete
5. Anthropology: Extra credit » reviews
Professor Duncan takes the Anthro 101 class on a field trip. Four days in the wilderness with just Duncan and the Dean to supervise - what could possibly go wrong? Set after Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (2x18). Canon ships only. This is now finished!
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 12-6-12 - Jeff W. - Complete
6. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year reviews
Jeff becomes the unwilling subject of a group intervention. This is based on teasers for season 4 but doesn't contain any actual spoilers. Check the blurb for more details if you're nervous. Minor edits made for ease of readability - no new content, so to speak.
Community - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-13 - Jeff W. - Complete
7. Tyger Tyger » reviews
Neal finds himself in trouble again in a story which follows events from the perspectives of the White Collar Team. Minor cursing, nothing that wouldn't be said before the watershed, at least in the UK. Multi-chapter story, I'll post one a day as they are only short. Could be set any time - no spoilers.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-17-12 - Published: 9-12-12 - Neal C.
8. Going Underground reviews
Inspired by the Jam song of the same name. Fun little drabble which sees Peter and Neal reconnecting during season 4. Mini spoilers to 4x04. I'm British so I hope the cultural references translate over the pond. If you don't know the song you're gonna have to google it to really appreciate the imagery!
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-12 - Peter B. & Neal C. - Complete
9. Swirls reviews
Neal's mind races as he tries to work out an unexpected scenario. First ever story - drabble. No spoilers.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-12 - Neal C. - Complete