Author has written 12 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Gundam Wing/AC.

Minna-sama, ohaiyo nasai! Re-writing profile yet again, mostly to change the A/S/L to 16/M/FL instead of 15. Got myself the box set of Gundam Wing as only real present...god I love my parents so much...

Only things I hate: all dub voices EVER (Especially Prof. G and Quinze's on the DVDs of GUndam Wing), badly/over-translated manga (especially if it's been anglicized so it's left to right), people who can't write BUT REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT NO MATTER HOW GENTLY IT IS POINTED OUT TO THEM, homophobes, people who wouldn't know anal sex if it-well you see where that's going, but still attempt to write it anyway, and Republicans. Just kidding, Republicans are OK, even if Dubya is killing the country, I meant to say reality Television. Oh, and my Chem teacher. Damn her eyes.

A quick summary: 5'8", shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, crappy skin, 125-odd pounds, hands covered in ink, headphones around neck linked to MP3 player filled with truly terrible music, mind full of dirty Yaoi fanfiction, right pocket full of glasses case and Japanese grammar full of sheets of paper half-covered with katakana, snot-green backpack on shoulder filled with unfinished (and un-started really) homework and bearing the kanji for 'Evil', 'Dog', 'Kamiya Kasshin Ryu', and 'uke'.

At the moment I'm rather grounded, so fics are coming slow, but I still have the weekends, the mornings before school, and lunch (I really do love you people you know, wasting all the time I should be eating or sleeping or hanging out with friends sitting in front of computer...well, actually I do all three of those things there anyway, but still!), and ficcage may increase soon, as they seem to have closed down the arcade where I used to be able to walk to and play DDR.

I have anime and/or manga for Rurouni Kenshin, Excel Saga, Gundam Wing, FAKE, Gravitation, Inuyasha, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranma 1/2, and Chobits, plus access to Barnes and Noble on a weekly basis for as long as I damn well want to read more. Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal is simply the best movie ever, Endless Waltz probably pulls a second, and Reflections (The Seishouhen if you wanna be picky) a close third. Yeah, I know it's sad, but watch the last scene again, the scar is gone from his cheek, so his life of repentance was finally a success. I'm more dissapointed about Sanosuke dissapearing, honestly. The only two AMERICAN comics worth reading btw are Sandman and Jhonen Vasquez (In all of his wonderous manifestations). Overall fav. bishounen: Chang Wufei, just topping Duo Maxwell (in more ways than one).

A note on Duo: I have watched the ENTIRE EFFING SERIES, with subtitles I might add, and he glomps exactly ONE person in the entire thing. It was a vendor in the SPECIAL EDITION of the CREDITS of the ENDLESS FRIGGIN WALTZ. You and me LOVE the bouncy effeminate Duo, but he's OOC, sorry to say. In the Japanese he even has this kinda deep and weirdly raspy voice (supposed to be his American accent? Prolly). Also, at several points, including the VERY EFFING FIRST EPISODE, Heero laughs. It's a weird, boyish laugh that he generally uses as celebration, but it's still a laugh. Trowa also speaks, I might add, a good amount too, and while Wufei does make a couple of mysoginistic comments about Noin, he at no point 'rants' about injustice.

Quatre on the other hand does act the shota-uke who needs saving a fair amount, although the rest of the time he either fights his own battles, fights everyone ELSES' battles too, or is insane. The famous duet with Trowa lasted about three seconds of screen time in ONE episode I might add. We are all guilty of violating these precepts in one way or another I'll bet, especially me, but whether or not we ever reform I want us all to feel guilty about having broken the laws of canon and make note of it under our disclaimers in the first chapter of our GW fics. I'll get off my soap box now.

Things that vaguely and in some way matter: GO AND READ THE FAVORITES, PEOPLE. Really, I don't JUST put them there so I won't lose the URL, if I have someone as a favorite author it's because they're good. In fact I generally require everyone on that list to be better than me, so if you like anything BELOW this profile you'd damn well better check it out. Ditto on fav. stories.

Names: all the names I use make some kind of twisted sense, although for the most part they have nothing to do with each other. For example: On the SE Updates mailing list I'm MC Hammer's Pants, on the archive page there I'm listed as t3h salmon of doubt, and on Diablo II I'm The Ineffable. Plus here I'm avagrabo, which you don't understand and never will unless you sit next to someone with a terrible speech impediment in Chemistry.

Pimpage: First things first, Shades and Echoes is by far the coolest GW fanfiction site on the web. You can tell, they invited me! Ha ha, just a little joke, they're good even though their standards were lowered a little so I could slip in. URL= http://www.angelfire.com/ab7/shadesandechoes/

Next: Jerjoni is our featured AUTHOR OF THE COMPLETLY RANDOM AUTHOR PROFILE UPDATE!! IN addition to the smooth, well-written descriptive passages and excellent characterization she's an awesome story teller and has more plot in her toenail clippings than I have in my entire portfolio. Go review and tell her she needs to write more if you like RK, if you don't go buy yourself some DVDs, and make sure you get the Samurai X movies too, except for the Motion Picture, which was supposed to be awful.

Otherwise: Like I said, read my favorites or DIE DIE DIE. Also, the only story I have EVER written and liked more than a week after publication is 'Waffles'. Go tell me something nice about it. In fact, it's the only thing that you can't flame! Because then I would just be crushed. And I would cry. Boo frickety hoo.

Now: GO. READ. SEND ENLIGHTENING E-MAILS/IMS/REVIEWS. OBEY. May your foreheads grow like mighty oaks, possibly-loyal persons-who-might-have-read-something-by-me!

As-sincerely-as-I-get,
t3h j4ck

Founder: ATMWSSBBTJD (Alliance to make Wufei stop
saying 'baka' because that's JAPANESE, dammit!) (4 members and growing!)

Member: SFHWGS (Society For Helping Wufei Get Some)