| Sydon |
Author has written 19 stories for Devil May Cry, Card Captor Sakura, Metal Gear, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Command & Conquer, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Persona Series, and Wipeout. ...Hm, what? Oh, you just visited my profile page. Aren't you puzzling? Did you expect some sort of insight into my personal life or are you looking to go on a flaming binge on my unpopular fics listed below? Either way, welcome. For the sake of existence, here's my bio: Name: Badass from Zebloc 5 Age: Uhhh... Gender: Potato Salad Height/weight: Who cares really? Eye colour: Normal Hair colour: Average. Favourite Quote: "Only two parts of History are truly eternal: The Beginning and the End. You already know which one I want to be." "I am a woman. Death is my mother. You are my B#TCH."" Favorite Games/Animes: Evangelion, The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Hellsing Ultimate, God Hand, Dead Space, Every Silent Hill game ever made, God of War 1&2, Soulcalibur 4, Seirei no Moribito, and much much more. Ramblings: 22nd of October 2009 I have 2 wonderful families. I love em all to bits. And I've found out that there's no such thing as depression. Feel sad? Need a friend? Talk to me and you'll wonder where the blues went. Seriously, I'm so happy now that I could fall in love with the next person to smile at me! I love you all! 25th of November 2009 I saw New Moon today...yeah. I don't know why my friends liked it so much. I never read the books, and neither have most of em. But the movie was so...cheap. The so-called CGI just made me shudder, and during the fight scene with Robert near the end, I almost had the urge to stand up from my seat and scream 'DO IT! FINISH HIM!'. I never thought such a vain, uninspired plot with equally dull characters could BREAK RECORDS for the opening day at the box office. And to feel that I contributed to such a blight on mankind. But still, that's being a little dramatic, it's just a movie. | |||||||||||
1. The Madness of Suzumiya Haruhi » reviewsHas everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,559 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 10-9-082. WipEout Dawn reviewsThere are underdogs, and then there's Lhotus-Akkan. Up against the likes of Harimau and Qirex, nobody expects them to win, including the team themselves. But whose to say they can't have any fun losing?Wipeout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-093. Souji And His SexBot reviewsPretty much what the title implies. Souji's adventures with a little item he orders online. But what is he really planning? And will he LIVE long enough to get what he wants? The second genre is under Crime because that is exactly what this is.Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-09 - Souji S. & Aigis4. PERSONA! reviewsBehold a Japanese RPG about a bunch of high school teenagers who fight monsters and yell PERSONA! a lot. It's as interesting as it sounds. Now with 23 percent more Souji! Well, not really.Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-12-095. Residual Meany 4 » reviewsAn insane parody of RE4. Contains coarse language, violence and bursts of unexplainable madness. Can Leon succeed in his mission? Does he give a F&Gk about it at all? Watch as the script goes out the window and it all goes down like never before.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,036 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 3-1-066. Avatar NOT Ready » reviewsThe Avatar Warmech has just been introduced. And in just three days, it's the laughing stock of Nod. What adventures will this stupid machine find itself in when in the hands of the Brotherhoods' most inept soldiers?Command & Conquer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-2-077. The Duality of Sin » reviewsIt had taken my family. My own beloved, the sole reason for being on this earth. I'm an innocent man, and yet, Silent Hill saw fit to purge me of my wife and kids. This wasn't justice or redemption anymore. Alessa be damned, you will never decide my fate!Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-4-088. Beyond Love and Horror » reviewsSilent Hill is a town with many secrets. Deep in its unfathomable darkness lies the core of every soul who dares enter the forsaken place. Syaoran is there, waiting. That's all the reason Sakura needs to seek him out. But how can she possibly survive?Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-16-059. Samurai of Fire 'The Legend of Syaoran Li' » reviewsWandering ronin Syaoran comes upon the town of Tomeada, a place torn between two forces that seek to unite it under its rule. With the coming chaos, he must choose the true path of the Samurai before everything he holds dear is destroyed. S&S!Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,071 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 11-9-0410. The TOFU CHRONICLES reviewsDoes it have a soul? Can it feel emotions, such as pain, misery...and love? Hunk doesn't really care, but that giant piece of Tofu sure is frickin annoying.Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-0811. Heaven Sent Killer » reviewsIn the end, human's have become mankinds greatest enemy. An organisation set on 'purifying' the human race begin an age of terror and violence. Things become interesting when Dante and Vergil have to cooperate with the demon world to combat the menace.Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 5-23-0612. Masters of the Arena » reviewsWar itself has become a spectacle. Thousands of years of conflict have given birth to the most exhilirating and popular sport mankind has ever witnessed. This is Armoured Unit Mech Combat. And now, all eyes are to the Arena, where endless glory awaits.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-27-06 - Published: 5-1-0513. The House Party reviewsDante throws an overatted party at Devil May Cry. He's planned it for long enough, but not even his life of slaying demons will get him through the hell of the night he's about to go through.Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-0614. Silent Hill 3 'Ze Parody' reviewsCrappy title. Sugar induced hyper randomness within. Don't expect drama and shocking insights into the human soul. Stupid would be considered a compliment for this.Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-14-0615. Final Embrace reviewsSakura has always longed for Syaoran's embrace. And after months of inner torment she finally has it in her to tell him how she truly feels. But fate will not be kind to this poor girl...Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-0516. Chronicles of Dante » reviewsLet's Rock Baby! This is a story of Dante's devil hunting life in a way it has never been told. Expect cameos, action, adventure and humour, all in one story! Enjoy!Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 10-1-0417. Metal Gear Solid 'Operation Damacles' reviewsThe crew of the destroyer 'Damacles' suddenly dissappears on open water. Snake is sent to investigate the ship but something awaits him that he could never be prepared for. Something will happen that will freeze the entire world in cold fear...Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-0518. Cruel fate reviewsSyaoran, a blackmailed assassin, bows down to the wishes of a clan who hold his beloved sister hostage. Eventually, the clan give him his final task for his sister's freedom. The murder of a powerful heiress known as Sakura Kinomoto...Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-05