Quotes:

"It's... a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! Friendly mushroom, friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" -Sokka's Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." -Luna from Harry Potter

"Moira had gotten used to that horrible voice and didn’t even flinch as he talked like most of the prisoners she would although never get used to someone 2 years older than her calling her my lady." -Moira from my Fanfiction The Crystal Guide's Mistake

"Moira looked at Galen confused
'What's TV?' she asked
Galen stared at her his face dead serious 'Oh my lord... your so deprived... that must be why your so creepy, weird--"
'OK I get it' Moira said doing a facepalm." -Moira and Galen from my Fanfiction The Crystal Guide's Mistake

"If I had a heart, this would be where I would die of laughter." -Saix from Kingdom Hearts

Aang: Don't drink that!

Toph: (Spits out water) Why?! Is it poisoned?

Aang: In my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion, and you had to stop to use the bathroom! We died because of your tiny bladder!

From Avatar: The Last Airbender

"We have to let the warrior code rule our hearts. The death of a warrior does not mean victory."- Hollyleaf to Dovewing in Warrior Cats

Hollyleaf: "I am not part of the prophecy! I killed a cat, remember? And not because I was being brave or noble. I killed Ashfur because I was angry that our birth had broken the warrior code! Ashfur died because I was so angry I stopped caring about what was right!"

Lionblaze: "It wasn't your fault! Leafpool and Squirrelflight started it. You should blame them!"

Hollyleaf: "No, they made a mistake. They were just trying to make it better. No one should have died because Leafpool's heart led her along the wrong path. Doesn't every cat do that sometime in their life?"

Lionblaze: "I-I guess. But in the end real warriors do the right thing, don't they?"

Hollyleaf: "Yes. Which is why I'm doing everything I can to make it up to my Clan." -Hollyleaf to Lionblaze in Warrior Cats

"I am not Toph! I am MELON LORD! MUAHAHAHAHAA!" -Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender

“Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks! Grace had a saying: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier!”
― Gordon Korman, The Emperor's Code

Rachel: You're a half-blood too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the whole world, how about?
Rachel: Okay. Hey everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god! ... They don't seem to care. -Rachel talking to Annabeth in Percy Jackson

My sister: What are you doing

Me: I'm on my computer

My sister: Why?

Me: Because

My sister: Because why?

Me: Because I want you to shut up!

My sister: Why

Me: *facepalm*

-Me talking to my sister

"I'm really freaking out here we have an hour left before we get there and my i-pod and phone are both out of power! HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE!"-me

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversary. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephan King

“The boy smiled -- mostly at Amy.
"Sorry, her heart belongs to Ian Kabra," Dan said, except that something in her expression made him realize her heart didn't belong at all to Ian
right now.”
― Peter Lerangis, The Viper's Nest

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled about that."And I need to use the dam restroom."
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me."I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."-Percy Jackson and the Titan's Curse

“I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people you hate. But you must still dare to love. The rewards are worth far more than the risks.”
― Margaret Peterson Haddix, Into the Gauntlet

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Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.