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I had $10. The girl needed only $5. I asked her, "Do you have change for a ten?"
I was assembling my alto saxophone. I put on my neck strap. My friend got us a music stand. I put the music on the stand. I got the body of the saxophone and asked,"Where's my neck strap? Oh well, maybe someone stole it..." My friend says, "It's on your neck, retard!" DUH! "Oh yeah!"
My dad, sufi, and I were going to watch TV and we didn't know where the heck our remote was. We were all set, pizza, napkins, soda, TV on...just the remote. We searched and searched. Someone was being a bit colourful (dad). Sufi lifted up a napkin. "HERE IT IS!!"
My Fanfiction Stories
Hello, everyone! I am an active beta reader as well as an author. Right now, my active genres are Harry Potter. I will get around to finishing my other stories. Here are some stories that I absolutely love that are mine: Horton Smells A Poo, The Bat in the Hat, The Adventure of Granny Mario, The Lorax: Unless, and The Kleenex! Sorry I couldn't put links, it wasn't working.
If you are on team Peeta, post this on your profile.
If you have 5 OC's or more, post this on your profile.
If you have actually danced at a dance, post this on your profile.
If you like aeropostale, GAP, and American Eagle, post this on your profile.
If you love British accents and/or the country, post this on your profile.
If you like the Gorillaz, post this on your profile.
If you like Electric Six, post this on your profile.
If you like Evil Cowards, post this on your profile.
If you hate country accents (not the people), post this in your profile.
If you've seen The Hunger Games, post this in your profile.
If you LOVE Dimentio, back away from him, then post this in your profile.
If you LOVE Oliver Phelps/George Weasly, leave him alone, then post this in your profile.
If you love purple, post this on your profile.
If you hated a TV show, but watched all the episodes anyway, post this in your profile.
If you've ever secretly hated someone without them knowing, post this in your profile.
If you know someone who is an atheist, but don't judge them, you're a good person, and post this in your profile.
If you've ate guinea pig food pellets, post this in your profile.
If you like appropriate anime pictures, post this in your profile.
If you DON'T have a cell phone and want one badly, post this in your profile.
If people think you're crazy, post this in your profile.
If you've ever made such a stupid mistake that you would just love to erase, post this in your profile.
If your friends with at least 20 guys, post this in your profile.
If you've ridden the bus to go to school, post this in your profile.
If you have over 100 friends, post this in your profile.
If you didn't post Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend's Carmen thing and survived, post this on your profile.
If you can do great accent imitation, post this in your profile.
If you have ever hated a noun as much as hate can go, post this on your profile.
If you've ever been forced to be friends with someone you absolutely hate because their parents and your parents are friends, or family reunion, post this in your profile.
If you are on team Loki, post this in you're profile.
If you love Loki, back away from him, and post this in your profile.
If you LOVE the Mighty Boosh, post this in your profile.
If you LOVE Vince Noir, he's mine, and post this in your profile.
If you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, post this in your profile.
If your favorite is Rarity (she's my favorite!), post this in your profile.
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We are now interviewing Komuso!
So, you've had 3 boyfriends that their last names all started with w?
Yep, and I'm single!
You are skinny, but loves to eat?
I've ate a brownie that's been stomped on. It had a plastic cover. I've eaten 20 slices of pizza in 30 minutes.
Do you do chores?
For $30 a month.
What type a girl are you?
Well, I'm not a fan of pink, unless it's a dark pink. I like black clothes, but I'm not a goth. I'm not a girly girl or a stupid girl. I do talk about other people and make jokes (I'll be a great guest for a party!) and I am not a sporty person. You tell me.
But I am you, aren't I? Oh never mind! Do you like how you look?
For the most part...just my nose. But I love my ears because they are a bit pointy like elves ears!
Any relatives on fanfiction?
Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend. We are cousins.
Do you play an instrument?
So, how many friends do you have?
Best friends... at least 3. Friends overall... at least over 50.
Do you have a good memory?
For songs and homework.
Well, Komuso feels like she has revealed enough for the public eye! This is the end to
OC's that I have used:
Kai-Lai owned by Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend
OC's that I own (17 amazing OCs! Thanks everyone!):
She has brown hair (She changes hair styles, but mostly uses wavy a lot.) Her eyes are emerald green with long eyelashes. Her personality changes depending on the story she's in. The first ever character I've made. She has either has been based off my life or she has influenced mine. (May-Lay) ANY STORY
Pronounced like Rachel. Well, she has wavyish, dark brown hair and brown eyes. She usually is a calm person with an easy going personality. She's flexible (not like split flexible, more like time) and will do her friends homework. Made her as an example for my forum. Definitely based on me. (Ray-chel) HARRY POTTER
Green, silky, long hair. She also has violet eyes. She gets angry very easily and has a short tolerance for annoyances. But if she isn't angry she is friendly or in pain. Made her when I got inspired to make a Star Wars story. (Rock-ana A-dee) STAR WARS
Blue skin, blue eyes, blue tentacles. Very short temper, likes other people's distress, and hates anyone that she feels the need or more like urge to victimize. Same as Rochana. (Jay-ot-ti) STAR WARS
Dark black hair, gold eyes, and very pale. Seems to have easy going personality. Same as Jayati. (This is hilarious.) (FrEE-dan) STAR WARS
Red wavy hair with blue eyes. She is in pain a lot and has developed some sort of revenge quality. Based this off of bully victims. (I'm not doing a pronunciation for Karma.) MONSTERS
White blonde hair with black highlights (I guess highlights). She has been through a lot of pain, but has gotten over most of it. I had am awesome dream!!! (Same as Karma) MONSTERS
Dimentio's younger sister. She has messy purple hair and one blue eye and green one. She is insane. I thought of her while watching a medicine commercial. (Say Dimentio with with an a instead) MARIO
You have to read the story and yes I made a story about her! My friend M* made up something similar to this. I wanted to publish it, so I tweaked it to make a Mario fanfic. (I hope you know how to pronounce this!!) MARIO
Wynelle Nia Kenobi-
Obi-Wan's secret daughter, she longs to see him, but for now she is a thief. She has Auburn hair and blue green eyes. I made her up on my forum and liked her, so a story I made. (Win-nel NEEa Ken- Obi STAR WARS
Parents own Snowville and they're super rich. Sometimes on Mario's side, sometimes not. Made her on my cousin's forum. (Bliz-zEE) MARIO
is a Meerian girl who wants to go away from her planet. Pale skin, metallic gold hair, silver eyes. (DUH-rEETa) STAR WARS
a female magmaein that has been exiled from her planet. Red hair, unnaturally pale skin, golden eyes. FARSCAPE
A Boosh fan that gets sucked into the Mighty Boosh. Dark brown wavyish hair. Reddish brown eyes. Figure. (sAR-RA MoVAY) Mighty Boosh
Also a Boosh fan that gets sucked into the world of the Mighty Boosh. Strawberry blonde hair that is straight. Green/grey eyes. A bit chubby. NOT RELATED TO KARMA SILVER! (Imogene) MIGHTY BOOSH
Daughter of Dr. Curtis Connors. Wavy blonde hair, blue eyes, and skinny. Figure.
1. Age? Almost --
2. Height? 5' 3"
3. Eyes? Brown, sometimes look red.
4. Have any tattoos? nope
5. And piercings? ear piercings
6. Fave food? Pizza and ice cream!!!!
7. Fave pizza topping? Pepperoni
8. Fave drink? Ginger Ale
9. Siblings? 1 sister younger than me
10. Been in a fight Of course
11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Serious relationships. All lasted at least 1 week.
12. Weight? I'm tall so around 97 lbs
13. Fave snack? Anything edible and good that I like
14. Fave candy? Everything!!!!!
15. Fave movie? I like most movies
16. Fave show? Mighty Boosh BBC Comedy FTW!!!
17. Do you smoke? No. Never ever!!
18. Blondes or brunettes? Where the red heads go?
19. Any scars? Yes.
20. Fave music? Mick Jagger will be in history for scarring us with him singing at age 80, and blessing us with his awesome music when he legally allowed to.
21. Fave actor? Jonny Depp is GENIUS
22. Where do you live? On EARTH (surprised?)
23. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes.
24. Last person who made you cry? Don't remember.
25. Do you enjoy school? Only because friends are there.
26. Desires? Go to the UK and have a family!
27. Fave fast food joint? Try homemade meals
28. What's the last thing you drank? My saliva
29. What are you doing right now? Filling this out. Duh.
30. Where would you like to go? UK
31. Are you in a relationship? Not right now, but I know someone who does
32. Ever been arrested? No.
33. Ever had a stalker? YES.
34. Ever gone sky-diving? NO.
35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? In the ground.
36. Is there a god? Whadda you think?
37. Do you have a cell phone? No but me wants one
38. Are you squeamish? Maybe...
39. Are you a human? Most likely. I mean, I took a freaking personality test!
40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? Not sure
41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? I dunno, I think about stupid things all the time.
42. Do people find you attractive? Some guys.
43. What annoys you? My sister, vain people...
44. What are you afraid of? Tornadoes.
45. Gold or silver? Both.
46. Are people afraid of you? No (sadly)
47. Do you sing in public? NO.
48. Ever been screwed over? I've never been whacked over the head or tripped over with a screwdriver if that's what you mean.
49. Does money make people happy? To a certain extent.
50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? YES. But we have REALLY screwed up Mother Nature's work of art. I just don't know about Americans. I think we're screwed.
51. What's your hair look like? Very dark brown, covers over my left eyes, wavyish, down to me bosoms.
52. First job? I'm at school! I guess I'm a volunteer.
53. Do you like meeting new people? Yes. As long as they're like not killers.
54. Do you get along with your parents? Most of the time.
The Office is EPIC!!!! Dwight is reminds me of a Simpson...no offense or anything. My dad said, "Man, that's one ugly dude!" so yeah. And Pam and Jim are SO CUTE together. I think Andy and Kelly would be good. Angela, the tight a* Christian, that is very small. (When people were doing limbo, she didn't know it was there and just walked through the doorway, and was shorter that the limbo stick.) Oscar and his sarcastic comments. Some favorite quotes and scenes.
"There is such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown." -Micheal Scott (The Regional Manager)
"Hey, look at me, I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from "Look Who's Talking." What am I thinking? [Laughs] Look at all those staplers! What's a stapler!? I don't even know, I'm a baby! Hey, Mom, I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts." - Micheal Scott talking and pretending to be a baby.
Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy... who went to prison for... polluting a black guy's lake. -Micheal Scott, finding out that the convict is Martin, an African American guy NO OFFENSE, If I did.
Michael: Just... try to be cool.
I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals. -Dwight, after he found out there was a criminal in the office.
Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants... he says something ordinary like... 'yo, thats shizzle.' Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you. -Micheal, trying to prove criminals can be anyone.
I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day. -Kevin, scared tha he might get arrested.
Creed: [singsong voice] Baby. Hello baby. Here you want to play with this?
Michael: Why don't we... pump some iron? Anyone wanna... pump up?
Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike?
When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'. -Dwight
Michael: It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a Sex Ed class.
Jim: You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.
Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one [holds up paper]. Originally given by Benito Mussolini. - Jim tricking Dwight.
Dwight:bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. [waves arm] how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle [waves arms]. A never-ending fight. I say to you [hits podium] and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!
My friend was eating doughnuts in front of a cop and then he said, "Hey cop, you like doughnuts?" then we drove away. -Ryan, talking on the phone.
Best friends are siblings from another family.
'Secret Admirer' is just the nicer way of saying stalker.
Musicians that become famous usually die at an early age.
Dogs do whatever you say if they are trained correctly.
Cats think and ignore about whatever you say.
Guinea pigs can and will try to eat anything in their path.
You're not obsessed. You just think about them all the time.
If Star Wars really did happen a long time ago, how come they have stuff we don't?
Emperor Qin ruled China during 221-207 B.C.E. His punishments were to bury people alive or to work on the Great Wall of China. Working on the Great Wall of China must have been hard, considering how long it is and how tall it is. He persecuted scholars and burned useless books. "Thousands may die, so billions may live," he said, referring to the Great Wall of China. Surprisingly, no rebellions occurred during his rule. However, when his son became emperor, everyone rebelled and the peasant who started the rebellion became ruler. That started the Han Dynasty.
Ice-cream is a Chinese invention. So, is gunpowder. Silk.
Pluto is a dwarf planet. Pluto also has a moon, Charon. The revolve around each other. Charon is actually bluer than Pluto. Pluto is covered with methane, nitrogen, and methane ice. It's temperature is 37 K. About 40 AU from the sun.
Delphine Lalaurie was a torturer and serial killer. This was during the time people had slaves. One day, a fire broke out in her mansion and the cook was chained to the stove. She said she was trying to commit suicide so she wouldn't go up into the attic. Once you go in there, you never come out. Firefighters checked upstairs and found a terrifying sight. Some of the slaves' arms and hands were sown to different parts of the body. One slave was carved into looking like a human caterpillar. Another had it's arms broken and reshaped to look like a crab. The slaves that were alive were begging for death so that they could escape the pain. She wasn't found until she died of an accident while hunting. She was killed by a wild boar.
Charles Manson was a serial killer. At a young age, had a crappy life. As he got older, he thought that since humans were killing the world, he should kill humans to stop it. He made his followers insane and made them think they were someone else. He was also a musician and liked to sing. He sounds crazy and might be. He is 78.
Mei-Lei (ML): Is anyone bored?
Sarah Mauve(SM): Me, defintly!
Raechelle Patil (RP): Is anyone feeling musical? Accio Saxophone!
ML: _ Sounds like fun...I'm getting my guitar!
RP: You joining in Sarah?
SM: *Rolls eyes* Fine. Imagene, you're on drums!
Imagene Silver (IS): YAY, YAY, YAY!!!!
SM: *Sighs* No more candy. For now.
ML: K, got my guitar! Imagene go!
IS: 1, 2, 3, 4- *Hits high hat softly*
SM: What good can we say comes from the cold and the rain?
RP: *Plays D*
SM: What good can we say comes from the cold and the rain?
ML: *Strums eighth notes*
SM: Loneliness, depression, oh so strange. What good can we say comes from the cold and the rain?
(BTW MY OWN CREATION)
RP: Wow, great guys!
Everyone: It was nothing!
SM: Hey Imagene and I haven't been in any fanfics yet! I wonder what I'll be in...
IS: We. You mean we, right?
SM: Of course, what was I thinking?
IS: Stupid Sarah, stupid Sarah, stupid Sarah!!!!!! Hee hee.
SM: *Sighs heavily* Hilarious indeed.
ML: ? Um, is she-
SM: Not sure.
IS: *Trying to touch her nose with her tongue*
RP: Who here likes Awolnation?
ML: Never heard of them.
RP: Well here is Sail by Awolnation.
This is how I show my love.
This is how an angel dies.
Maybe I should cry for help.
Maybe I'm a different breed.
Sail with me, into the dark.
ML: It was pretty good actually. Now who's heard of the Rolling Stones?
SM: The magazine!
ML: The band, stupid.
ML: May I-
SM: Go ahead.
ML: Ruby Tuesday by the Rolling Stones!
She would never say where she came from.
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.
Don't question why she needs to be so free.
There's no time to lose, I heard her say.
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
SM: Very pretty lyrics. Nobody's ever heard the Gorillaz?
IS: I have!
SM: Anybody else?
SM: Well, here's Melancholy Hill by the Gorlliaz.
Up on melancholy hill,
Well you can't get what you want,
So call in the submarine,
If you can't get what you want,
Up on melancholy hill,
When you're close to me.
ML: The video and 2D's singing makes it WAY BETTER.
IS: You did a pretty good job.
IS: MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN! Electric Six? Some side projects of theirs Evil Cowards and Fall On Your Sword?
RP: YEAH! In One of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies it had Danger! High Voltage! in it!
IS: Well here is one of their songs called Dance Pattern.
He says she loves these United States of America
Placin' your bet on a horse that never left the gate now.
Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Ooh, ooh,ooh, OOOH! (X8)
Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain.
Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Ooh, ooh,ooh, OOH! (X8)
My dance pattern is everything that matters to me.
Well we've seen the years go by,
And this time there are no feelings,
Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
IS: I know, right? I wish someone would use me and Sarah in a fic...
Komuso: Your time is coming. While your waiting, shut up about it!
ML: I spy with my little eye-
ML*sighs heavily* I spy with my medium sized eye something purple and yellow.
RP:...that guy over there? Is he for like the Jester Club or something? I hate that club especially now!
ML: That's Dimentio! He is the most well known jesters ever! :D
RP: ...Why should I care?
ML: He has magic! He is awesome! He is one of the best Mario characters EVER! _
RP:...Why should I care?
RP: What are they wearing? *Laughs* They look so stupid!
SM and IS: They are Norse Gods and are very powerful!!!!
RP: ...Why should I care?
SM: He is so hot and evil!!!!
IS: He is so hot and manly!!!!
RP: Why should I care?
SM: Ignorant scum! Hi, Loki!
Loki: Bow down to me, mortal!
SM: I love you!
IS: Hi, Thor!
Thor: Mortal, do not bow down to my brother!
IS: I love you, Thor!
Thor: ...? Let's go brother. Fangirls are very dangerous! Even the Avengers are afraid of them. And look how many times they kicked your butt!
Loki: Shut up. *Sighs* Let's go.
SM and IS: *Waving*
RP: *Gasps* Vince Noir!!!!! HOT!
ML: What's he from?
RP: The Mighty Boosh!!!!
Komuso: Hmmmm...I'll be using Sarah and Imagene soon... Thanks, Raechelle! Your fandom actually is something I haven't used.
RP: Your welcome!
Everyone: *Evil stare*
RP: What? I'm helpful!
SM: Well, Vince IS cute...
IS: I really DO like animals.
The next day...
SM: WE'RE IN A FANFIC!
ML: Hey, Komuso!
ML: I'm bored!
K: That's what you said in the beginning of this whole thing.
ML: Can I be in another fanfic? At some point? Please?
K: You've been in-what- 7 fanfics already! And on the forums!
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