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Hey everyone. I'm HogwartsAsWeKnowIt but just call me HAWKI or Kristin Northwest. I love Harry Potter, Hunger Games and Twilight, espicailly Harry Potter though. I am a huge Marauders fan because I absolutely love Sirius! Professor McGonagall is my other favorite character too.

I don't know what I would do without Harry Potter, and I don't know how I lived the first 11 years of my life without it. It's just so amazing, I can't begin to describe it. The best I can do is that it's freaking amazing brilliantly magically awesome!!!!! Yeah, that was pathetic try. Oh well. :P Maybe someday my vocabulary will widen and I'll give it another shot.

I also love Captain America, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Hunger Games.

My favorites in Harry Potter:
Character: Marauders
Couple(s): Lily/James, Remus/Tonks, Hermione/Ron
Group/Organization: Order of the Phoenix
Creature: Animagus
Professor: Minerva McGonagall
Quidditch Position: Keeper
Death Eater: Bellatrix and Narcissa
Book: Order of the Phoenix
Movie: DH pt 2
Quote: "What's life without a little risk?" -Sirius Black

WHY DO WE SLEEP THROUGH CHURCH,

BUT STAY AWAKE FOR A 3HR MOVIE?

WHY IS IT HARD TO PRAY,

BUT EASY TO CUSS?

WHY IS IT HARD TO RE-POST A GODLY BULLETIN,

BUT EASY TO RE-POST THE BAD ONES?

WHY CAN PEOPLE WORSHIP A CELEBRITY,

BUT NOT GOD?

GONNA IGNORE THIS?

AFRAID TO GET LAUGHED AT?

THE LORD SAID,

"IF YOU DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS,

I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."

RE-POST THIS IF YOU WON'T DENY HIM.

To The True Maruaders Who Continue The Legacy:

I am Padfoot when I find joy in the pain

I am Prongs when I sacrifice for the ones I love

I am Moony when I face life's struggles and don't let them rule my life

I am a Marauder, constantly causing havoc but never getting in trouble

I am Padfoot when I can make witty jokes with my own name

I am Prongs when I can play sports, beat everyone, and don't care if I get mud on my jeans

I am Moony when I persevere

I am a Marauder, standing in front of my friends as death comes to kill us

If you help let Padfoot, Prongs, and Moony be your role models in your life and if you help let the legacy of the Marauders live, please post this on your page.

Try reading this out loud very fast. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

When someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

For Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks

When someone is an extremely bubbly klutz

I Promise to have Constant Viligance

For Mad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hedwig

Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)

When I have to take a slice of humble pie

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

When I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to remember Dobby

The house elf who died free

I Promise to remember Luna

When I don't care what people think of me

I Promise to remember Seamus

When thing go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember the Dursley's

When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart

Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I Promise to remember Snape

When my heart fills with remorse

I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling

When I value the power of imagination

And when they ask, "After all this time?" I'll reply, "Always."

Yes I promise that I will Remember Harry Potter

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Yay! I'm worth $5,160! I could buy a few iPads with myself :)

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off !

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Repost if you laughed! You know you did!