Author has written 7 stories for Victorious, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
My favorite tv shows/movies and pairings are...
House of Anubis: Patricia&Eddie
Pretty Little Liars: Spencer&Toby
Harry Potter: Hermoine&Ron
H20 Just Add Water: Zane&Rikki
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie. (Check)
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. (It's impossible)
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina. (They're a cute couple, but not that true about me)
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." (So true)
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. (In the top 10 on my bucket list;)
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology. (Definitely. My friends always come to me for help!)
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. (The number 8!)
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life. (Multiple times)
You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship. (Yup)
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy. (I actually do!!)
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. (My Perfect Day by Mark Johns, It's such a sweet song)
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. (Oh yes...hehe)
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. (Yes...:'(
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian. (Actually I was Patricia and my boyfriend was Eddie;)
When you are mad at someone you tell them to... (Yes, that would be me)
a- Fall down a chasm/abyss
b-Touch a red cord
You want to be british, if you're American. (YES!)
You have Amber moments. (Oh yes. I have at least like 100 everyday!)
You write lots of HOA Fan-fiction! (I have tons of ideas and I'm going to start writing more!)
When ever you hear the word "10:00" or "Pin" you think of Victor's "It's 10:00! You have 5 minutes, then I want to hear a pin drop!". (YES! It was 10:00 once and my mom was like "You should go to bed soon, you have to get up at 4:00 tomorrow." (We were going on vacation the next day and the plane left at like 6:00 and it took 30 minutes to get to the airport so yeah) so I was like "Ok Victor!" She didn't get it so I got all mad at her...hehe)
You want a boy like Fabian. (He's really sweet, but I'd prefer Eddie;)
Your family says you're a "bad" kind of obsessed. (Oh yeah)
You get all hyper, before and after a new ep. (YES. And then after I rewind and rewatch all of the parts that involve any kind of Peddie interaction!)
You call people "Yacker". (Yes! And people call me Yacker sometimes and then I start squealing like Amber on the inside and just smile at them)
You call "My Perfect Day" (The song Fabina danced to in both seasons) The Fabina Song (No, I'm sorry. I'm too obsessed with Peddie to freak out over Fabina as well;)
I thought this was funny so I reposted it:
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her your FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's okay...
Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from now...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her all night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quite.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water!
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
List 12 of your favorite characters from your fandom in no particular order,then answer the questions about them.
Have you ever read a 7/9 fic?(Joy/Fabian)
Yes, and I felt terrible for Nina so I won't make that mistake again
Do you think 3 is hot?How hot?(Eddie)
YES. And on a scale from 1-10, 909180980923029391247387409301748031743740871074087356047063654501645764310564357564317858310
Do you recall any 1/5 fics?(Amber/Alfie)
Yes! They're adorable! I cried in the scene where Amber said goodbye to Alfie because she was leaving for fashion school
Would 8 and 4 make a good couple?(Nina/Patricia)
Uh, I don't think Eddie and Fabian would be very happy about that...
1/6 or 1/12?(Amber/Mara of Amber/Mick)
1/12...Jerome would be too upset...
Do you recall any fics about 11?(Rufus)
Yup, I like the ones where Rufus kidnaps Patricia and stufff
3/4,of 3/10?(Eddie/Patricia,or Eddie/Victor)
Okay, no matter who 10 was I would've chosen Peddie IMMEDIATELY, but seriously? Veddie...?
Would 9 and 11 make a good couple?(Fabian/Rufus)
Oh yeah. I would pay to see that happenXD
Who would win a fight between 5/10?(Alfie/Victor)
I don't even know how to answer thatXDD but definitely Alfie, didn't you see him tackle Ms. Andrews to the ground in Season 1 when he thought she was an alien?
2/10,or 2/7?(Jerome/Victor or Jerome/Joy)
Jerome/Joy I won't make Jerome suffer;P
Who would win in a thumb wrestling match,1 or 9?(Amber or Fabian)
1 and 5 are making out and 10 walks in...Their reaction?(Amber/Alfie/Victor)
"Get to class! And toilet duty for the rest of the week!" XP
8 has to marry either 2,6,10,or 12,who would they pick?(Nina/Jerome/Mara/Victor/Mick)
Probably Jerome because she knows him the best...and she's not a lesbian
What would happen if 12 discovered 3 and 4 in a secret relationship?(Mick/Eddie/Patricia)
He really shouldn't be too surprised.
Is there such thing as a 2/6 fluff story?(Jerome/Alfie)
What would be a good pickup line for 12 to use on 9?(Mick/Fabian)
"Would you tutor me in chemistry? Because ya know, I think we have chemistry..." Or something stupid that doesn't even make senseXP
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! The ones in bold are the dumb ones that I have been stupid enough to do.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
68/100 GO ME XP
Lost your pen= No pen
THE HOUSE OF ANUBIS PLEDGE:
I promise to always remember Nina when I solve my next mystery or face my next enemy.
I promise to always remember Patricia when my best friend is in danger.
I promise to always remember Amber when life seems to take a wrong turn.
I promise to always remember Mara when I'm doing school work.
I promise to always remember Fabian when I'm feeling shy or weak.
I promise to always remember Jerome when I'm being threatened.
I promise to always remember Alfie when my parents treat me in a way I don't like.
I promise to always remember Mick when I'm applying for a scholarship.
I promise to always remember Sibuna during my prom, because theirs was taken away from them.
I promise to always keep the secret of the cup of Ankh's hiding place.
I promise to always make sure the world doesn't forget Sibuna.
I promise to always keep the light of Sibuna in my heart and soul.
I promise to always love and cherish House of Anubis with all my heart.
I promise that I will always be a loyal fan of House of Anubis.
Let no man or woman tear this vow asunder!
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