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1. Denethor's Lament reviews

Randomly thought up in English Class when I was reflecting on what a jerk Denethor was to everyone, but specifically Faramir... and what he must have felt when he thought Faramir had actually died. Please Read and Review.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-04

2. Blood Lust » reviews

Mighty Ducks (cartoon)/Gargoyle crossover WILL BE RATED R, I'll change the rating when I get there. Now it's PG-13 to be safe. Language, blood, violence and themes (no smut here, FYI) See inside summery for more (it's an intricate story.) Read/Reivew.

Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-04 - Published: 9-12-02

3. Another Orc Bites the Dust reviews

Rating just because I'm Parnoid and want to be safe. A loving parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" By Queen to fit LOTR. Some of the words may not fit the tune, but they worked for me. I'm rather proud of it... then again it's... me... Please Read and r

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-04

4. And then there were Fanfiction Authors » reviews

Okay, maybe it should be rated R; be warned. There's no actual horror in here, it's just the story itself is enough to make a grown man cry. That derranged, yeah. NOT PC! POkes fun at this section, and it may NOT be over yet. If you don't want to see auth

Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-21-03 - Published: 11-14-01

5. Orcs reviews

Yes! I have infected the LOTR fandom! It was only a matter of time. Parody of Jimmy Buffett's song, "Fins". I'm sure Tolkien's spinning in his grave, right now. Please read and review... then you can all run screaming away from this travesty. Hopefully it

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-03

6. Hockey Game reviews

A parody of Garth Brook's 'Rodeo' made to fit the sport of hockey. A few words may not fit, but cut me some slack. Read and Review. I'm not making fun of Garth and Hockey rocks! Translation: Flames will be pointed and laughed at, then used for arson. hehe

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-03

7. I Get Boarded reviews

Parody of Chumbawumba's 'I Get Knocked Down' to fit Ice Hockey, the most Rockin' sport of all time! Some of the lyrics may not be quite right, but hey. Readn and review anyways!

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-12-02

8. Pucks in the Center reviews

Parody of the Late, great harry Chappin's 'Cat's in the Cradle' (I love that song!) Written to fit the greatest sport of all time, ICE HOCKEY! It's a lot longer than the original song and as awlays some words may not fit, but R/R anyway, please.

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-02

9. Duke the Knife reviews

MWAHAHAHAHA! MY INSAITY RETURNS TO TORTURE YOU AAAALLLLL! A AHAHAHAHAhA! FEAR ME!... Erm... sorry... Anyway, YES, *another* MD:TAS song parody from my tiwsted mind. This is a parody of the greatest song of the great Bobby Darrin, "Mack the Knife". Rea

Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-02

10. Only Mommy reviews

Song fic, sorta. 'Baby Mine' from Dumbo. Baby Alex isn't having a good night and refuses to calm down. He isn't coming to Lexington and even Xanatos is at a loss. So what does it take to quell little Alexander's tears? Read and Review

Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-02

11. Modern Major Mighty Ducks reviews

My Insanity Returns! This time, Mighty Ducks meet Gilbert and Sullivan for this parody of 'Modern Major General' from 'The Pirates of Penzance' (Sp?) Yes, I am weird... READ/REIVEW

Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-02

12. The Fifth Element: The Knot » reviews

The Dallase have settled down with a family. New trouble starts, they find themselves intangled with a rogue group and a new threat. Do you think that the dark planet is the only evil set to destroy the universe starting with Earth? Language&Violence. R/R

Fifth Element - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,348 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-18-02 - Published: 5-2-02

13. Green Berets reviews

What do you get when you take a psychotic Army brat who's had a little too much coffee for her own good and give the idea to ask what you get when you cross the Green Berets with MD theme song? You get this inexplicable little piece of weirness... Share a

Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-02

14. Valen Wasn't Born Mimbari reviews

A parody of an old Army Jody that my Father taught me. He himself learned it from the 82nd airborn while he was there. It's called 'Jesus was an Airborn Ranger'. I don't suppose anyone acutally knows it as it's fairly obscure, but cheers anyway.

Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-02

15. The Smile reviews

Terriblt title, I know. Cut me some slack. A more in depth look into the ENDING of 'Eye of the Beholder', specifically, Fox, Xanatos and Owen. Spoilers for that ep. if I get some of the events wrong. Ironically, inspired by Owen's smile at the end of it a

Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-02

16. The Guitar reviews

Set before the end of the movie. Just where did Patrick get the idea to give Kat the Fender Strat guitar? It might fall under romance, but I didn't think so. I did think it SORT of fit under Humor. If you disagree, just yell at me in the reviews. Read and

10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-7-02

17. Lethal Wedding » reviews

Set after Lethal Weapon 4. Riggs and Lorna are getting married, but of course NOTHING ever goes smoothly. They onlly wanna baptize their son and get married, but the ensuing events make the three stooges look relatively sane. Strong language. Read/Review!

Lethal Weapon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-28-02 - Published: 3-9-02

18. Rebuilding » reviews

Yay! FInally finished! I know, it took me a while, but it's done. The war is over, and now the Millitia must start over. They Started with Benjamin Martin's home, and they'll help eachother move on from there. Please Read and Review.

Patriot - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-9-02 - Published: 5-16-01

19. He Could Only Sob Harder reviews

No Mad Max fanfiction! BLASPHAMY! Well, here's my little Mad Max fic. It's a short 3rd person POV piece (My favroite kind to write). Max's thoughts as he tries to get to Jessie (His Wife) and when he finds her after she's been run over by Toe Cutter

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-02

20. Kat was Crying reviews

A/N: WOO HOO! My 100th story! Go me! Now, to be more on topic. A more in depth look at the Poem scene. From the third person POV of the teacher, Mr. Morgan. What's he thinking as Kat reads her poem? Please R/R!

10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-23-02

21. Together in Death reviews

My first Mummy fic, so hold back on the flame throwers, if you please. I like the O'Connells. I Like the good guys, but I felt so BAD for Immy at the end of TMR. So I wrote this. Did Anck-Su-Namun flee of her own will? Not in my universe! READ AND REVIEW!

Mummy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-9-02

22. How Many Ways Can You Rehash the Barney Song?? » reviews

Barney (EVIL!) A Psychopath on a caffeine withdrawl THIS. My brother was watching this and I wondered, how many times can that be DONE? Well, here you go! READ AND REVIEW!

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 3-7-02 - Published: 2-9-02

23. Can't Fight the U.S. reviews

Patriotic September 11th/War on Terrorism parody of Leanne Rime's "Can't Fight the Moonlight" from Cyote Ugly. I think I did well. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-18-02

24. Please Remember reviews

Patriot tribute to those killed in the September 11th bombings. I think it's very well done. Parody of Leanne Rhime's "Please Remember" from the Coyote Ugly SOundtack. I think it's nice, but then again, the writer usually is fond of their work. PLEASE REA

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-18-02

25. Wreck the Halls with Decorations reviews

YES, I KNOW Christmas is over, said and done, but I'm posting this anyway. Parody of 'Deck The Halls', very funny, I think. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-01

26. The Disturbing Part reviews

Just something out of my sick little tiwsted mind, First Andromeda Fanfic! Remember that

Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-01

27. Wreck the Halls with Lethal Weapons reviews

Parody of "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly" written more to fit the Mel Gibson four part movie classic 'Lethal Weapon'. Yes, I am obsessed. Wait till you see what I cook up for 'The Patriot'. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Lethal Weapon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-12-01

28. The 12 Pains of Christmas reviews

Spoof of "The 12 Days of Christmas". My mom told me about one she heard on the radio, and I just COULDN'T leave well enough alone and had to make my own. I think it's quite funny, but I think all my stuff is quite funny. One of my MANY Christmas Parodies.

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-12-01

29. I Wish I Could Go Back To Alaska Now reviews

Parody: "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" by Celine Dion. NO! Its a GOOD parody this time. For those who hate me for 'This Song Goes On and On', I hope to redeem myself in your eyes with this. For all those who liked it, here's another. It's all about Alas

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-01

30. The User Rest Ye Merry Sprites reviews

The Second in my series of ReBoot based Christmas Parody songs; Filk of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I BEG OF YOU! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ AND REVIEW!

Reboot - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-1-01

31. I'm Dreaming of a Bob Christmas reviews

PArody of "White Christmas"; my first in a series of Christmas ReBoot Parodies. Not particularly good, but I think Bob lovers will like it, all though I'm not in that group so I wouldn't know. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I'M BEGGING YOU! PLEASE! PLEASE? P

Reboot - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-01

32. The Gift of a Thistle reviews

Pretty angsty, but not too romantic. A relfection and a more indepth look at Murron Gift to William Wallace- The thistle at his father and brother's gravesides.

Braveheart - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-01

33. In Memory of Murron reviews

A short, kind of Angsty fic; After Murron is killed by the English Magistrate, William Wallace does everything to avenge her. Everything he does is in her Memory.-PG Just to be safe.

Braveheart - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-01

34. Neither did the Memories reviews

Princess Isabella mourns William Wallace's death and is angry at her husband for not spaing her the pain of loosing him. Short fic, PG for safety

Braveheart - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-01

35. Feel No More reviews

Going through the events of William Wallace's Execution. The Tempting words of the Magistrate 'feel no more'. What do they Bring to William Wallace's mind?

Braveheart - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-25-01

36. What Will Become of Occam? » reviews

No one has done a Fic on Occam, so I'm going to. Occam is a freedman now, and the war is over. What will he do now? A few answers I think may happen (2/3 up) Please Read and Review.

Patriot - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-9-01 - Published: 5-16-01

37. I Want to Push You off of a Mountian reviews

A parody of 'Truely, Madly, Deeply' by Savage Gardens, a groud I'm not to fond of and a song I'm not wild about either. (WARNING!: the words may not fit properly into the tune.) Ever have one of those arch nemises? So have I. (Please Read and Review.)

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-01

38. Douglas Adams reviews

Another tribute to the Late and great Douglas Adams. This one is a take off of Simon and Garfunkle's 'Mrs. Robinson' but some of the words may not fit correctly. Here's to you Douglas Adams! (GOD BLESS DOUGLAS ADAMS!)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-18-01

39. Douglas Adams: He'll Always be Forever Young reviews

Another tribute to the Late and great Douglas Adams, writer of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. A loose rip off of Rod Stewart's 'Forever Young' this is a tribute to him; Douglas Adams, Greatest writer and comic mind of all time. He'll always

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-01

40. The Day Doug Adams Died reviews

A Dedicated tribute to the late, great Douglas Adams, Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series who died while Working out at the Gym. A Parody of "American Pie", this one if for him! GOD BLESS DOUGLAS ADAMS!

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-13-01

41. All Those Books of His » reviews

A Dedicated tribute to the late, great Douglas Adams, Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series who died while Working out at the Gym. A Parody of

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-01

42. This Song Goes On and On reviews

Do you know "My Heart Will Go On?", that *annoying* Celine Dion song from the movie "Titanic"? Well...

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-12-01

43. The Season Begins reviews

A take off of 'The Saga Begins' by Weird Al. Not all the words fit the tune in this one, but I'm doing my best. I mean, writing this stuff is no peice of cake, cut me some slack people, give me a break! *you* try to parody a parody. I thought I did Okay,

Reboot - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-01

44. ReBootican Pie reviews

Another Rip off by me. No, I can't be original, shut up. Like 'The Season Begins' a few words may not fit the tune, but oh well. I think I did a great job anyway... then again, I am an egotisit.

Reboot - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-7-01

45. ReBootings reviews

Yet *another* Parody from my unoriginal yet strangely twisted mind. Okay, Matrix has sung Mulan, so it's a perfectly logical choice for me to rip off 'Reflections' for ReBoot purposes... just bear in mind people, Weird Al I am not.

Reboot - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-01

46. Letters; Dear Elizabeth, Guide Me reviews

After Gabriel leaves to rejoin the Continental Army, Benjamin Martin is lost and is in need of a guide. So, he writes a letter to his own North Star, His dead wife, Elizabeth, asking her for guidance on what to do.

Patriot - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-3-01

47. It Wasn't the Lights reviews

From the POV of Voilet... What *really* gave her the courage to sing that night?

Coyote Ugly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-28-01 - Published: 4-26-01

48. Missing Phong reviews

Poetry from the POV of Dot. We all know she missed Bob. Everyone writes about how she misses Bob while he's in the web. What about Phong? I mean, did she forget about Phong? I refuse to think so, so I wrote this up for the heck of it. Barely ever been don

Reboot - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-01

49. I'm Loosing My Family reviews

From the POV of Bejamin Martin: Set after the death of Thomas/rescue of Gabriel, pre-"You're My Child" arguement. At Charlotte's plantation of the Santee, Benjamin Martin refletcs on the way his life is going but, over all on his family... only to realize

Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-26-01

50. Beautiful Anne reviews

POV of Grabriel. After Anne's death at the hands of Colonel Tavington, Gabriel reflects on things, thinks of Anne, and thinks of Revenge. Pre-revenge spree.

Patriot - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-26-01

51. Just For A Moment reviews

This is a fic for 'The Road to El Dorado'. It's very, Very, VERY Short, just so you know. In one point of their venture to El Dorado, our heroes had one of the greatest gifts. PLEASE R/R.

Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-22-01