| The Wild Wild Whovian |
Author has written 16 stories for Wild Wild West, Doctor Who, Mr. Lucky, and Hoka Stories. Niecie Sparrow = Niecie the Wild Wild Whovian = The Wild Wild Whovian (Yes, I've changed my pen name. Twice.) Artemus Gordon / Ross Martin fan girl here. I started writing Wild Wild West fanfiction in the summer of 2011. I've posted here all but one of the stories I had already posted elsewhere (after various degrees of rewriting) as well as new stories I've been completing. The plan is to post at least one chapter a week, usually three per week, T/Th/Sun. I participated in my first NaNoWriMo in November 2012 and wrote two fanfics, one of which ran to just over the 50,000 words for the win! What, you may ask, are the Hoka Stories? Hokas are sentient alien teddy bears with the most active imaginations in the known universe. Created by Poul Anderson & Gordon R Dickson, the Hokas inhabit the pages of Earthman's Burden, Hoka!, Hoka! Hoka! Hoka!, Hokas Pokas!, and The Sound and The Furry: the Complete Hoka Stories. My favorite Hoka story, hands down, is "The Adventure of the Misplaced Hound," in which we meet the Hoka Sherlock Holmes, as well as a fellow who is the very model of a modern major operative. The more I read the Hoka stories, in fact, the more I come to the conclusion that Anderson & Dickson managed to get away with professionally publishing fanfictions! The designation of AU on any of my WWW stories simply means that *SPOILER ALERT* drolemitasieitra Stories in the AU arc: TNOT Fan Girl Stories in the Pterovnia arc: TNOT Kiss of Death The Pterovnian language, which I invented for the two stories above: The letter j is pronounced as y. Atuchejnte djo = Farewell to you (m) I made a set of illustrations for my fanfic TNOT Kiss of Death. Here are the links: The larger version of the photograph of the missing girls from the Teaser The Freeze Frame for the end of Act 1 The Freeze Frame for the end of Act 2 The Freeze Frame for the end of Act 3 The Freeze Frame for the end of the Tag The End Credits collage Look for me on tumblr as uncle-arties-sonic-screwdriver. | |||||||
1. The Night of the Close Encounter » reviewsArtemus Gordon gets a big surprise when a tentacled space alien wakes him up with the request that he and his partner James West give the aliens a bit of a hand. It seems that one of the aliens has gone rogue and unleashed an enhanced clone upon the Earth - and the clone in question is someone Our Heroes know all too well. AU. A NaNoWriMo winner. Updating T/Th/SunWild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 5-21-132. The Night of the Shoplifters » reviewsCounterfeiters are at work, spreading their fake bills throughout Denver. James West and Artemus Gordon at last have a break in the case in the form of a frightened little boy accused of shoplifting.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,106 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 4-9-13 - Complete3. A Little Addendum to the End of Bugsy reviewsI'm new to Mr Lucky fandom, having watched only a few episodes so far. But after seeing "Bugsy" and reading some comments about that episode - particularly about a certain activity Andamo didn't do as he was getting dressed again - I had a little idea of something to add to this episode.Mr. Lucky - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-13 - Complete4. The Night of the Dramatic Reentrance » reviews…of Lily Fortune! And Artie is over the moon with joy. But really, how hard can it be for a couple to take a simple little honeymoon? A sequel to the canon episode TNOT Big Blast and also to my stories TNOT Fan Girl, TNOT Broken Watch, and Sometimes. AU, with several cameo crossovers in the second half.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,030 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 2-26-13 - Complete5. Hoka Who? reviewsThe Hokas, whom I have gleefully borrowed from Poul Anderson & Gordon R Dickson, are notorious for their prodigious imaginations. So what happens when they get exposed to Doctor Who? A one-shot - unless I think up some more later.Crossover - Doctor Who & Hoka Stories - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-25-13 - 11th Doctor - Complete6. The Night of the Diabolical Dowager » reviewsJim & Artie have babysitting duty during the visit of an Eastern European prince. But things take a nasty turn when the king back home is assassinated and their easy assignment turns out to be anything but.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,650 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-21-13 - Published: 1-22-13 - Complete7. The Night of the Unexpected Visit » reviewsIt started with an unexpected visit from someone out of Artie's past, followed quickly by a kidnapping. The agents soon suspect the crime was perpetrated by someone out of their more recent past - someone very twisted, brilliant, deadly, and diminutive. Heavily revised, especially in the second half of the story, from a previous version posted elsewhere online.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,510 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 12-11-12 - Complete8. The Night of the Two-Legged Weasel » reviewsIf you listen closely to the Prince's speech at the end of the episode The Night of the Two-Legged Buffalo, it sounds like the writer was setting things up for a sequel - except the show never provided a sequel, so I decided to. Presenting the further adventures of Jim and Artie vs. Crown Prince Creepy of the Coral Island…Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,298 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-4-12 - Published: 10-30-12 - Complete9. The Night of the Broken Watch reviewsJim and Artie reflect on the changes that can come from the simple act of opening a watch. This one shot is a follow-up to my crossover The Night of the Fan Girl, and comes right after the tag of the canon episode The Night of the Hangman. AUWild Wild West - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-12 - Complete10. The Night of the Fan Girl » reviewsRunning. The sonic screwdriver. Jim and Artie. A big tentacly monster or two. A blue Police Call Box. A canon Bad Guy from WWW. Things getting blown up. Technobabble, and a conversation with a horse. Did I mention running? Oh, and some snogging too. Because one of the men involved here has a Fan Girl.Crossover - Doctor Who & Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,161 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-26-12 - Published: 9-11-12 - Complete11. The Night of One of Those Days reviewsOne of the remarkable things about James West was that he always had just the right thing up his sleeve or in his boot heel to get himself out of all sorts of trouble. But what if one day he didn't? (Now with Antoinette added!)Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-6-12 - Complete12. The Night of the Kiss of Death » reviewsThe daughters of the ambassador from Pterovnia have disappeared, and their godfather the king is ready to send in troops to rescue them. President Grant's two best Secret Service agents must work fast to avert an international incident.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,144 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-4-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Complete13. The Night of the Exchange reviewsThroughout the 104 episodes of The Wild Wild West, Jim apparently had just one horse: big, black, beautiful, and bright. Artie on the other hand went through quite a succession of horses. As a friend and I were chatting about this lately, she said something that spawned a plot bunny. This story is the result.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-12 - Complete14. Deleted Scene: The Night of the Big Blast reviewsHave you ever seen a show where the Hero needs something to use against the Bad Guy and bam! suddenly he has it? That happens near the end of The Night of the Big Blast: Jim & Artie need to stop the fake Artie with the bomb in his chest and have no ideas, but the next we see them, they have a bazooka to launch a net over the walking bomb! Where did that come from? I try to explain.Crossover - Doctor Who & Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-12 - Complete15. Sometimes reviewsLife on the road can be lonely, especially when old memories come to visit.Wild Wild West - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete16. The Night of the Great Man reviewsA vignette on the last days of the best boss Jim and Artie ever had.Wild Wild West - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-12 - Complete