Hello,

So we are a writing team, I think that is our proper title, writing team. But anyway sooo, yes.

Yew's the backbone here. All the bestest writing is hers!

I am Yew, the cynical one

And I am Ebony, the fluffy one.

We live in Wisconsin. And no, we don't live on dairy farms.

Especially because Dairy is gross. Yew would disagree with on this one, but she would be wrong.

I do disagree, and I am not wrong. Cheese-li-ness is next to godliness

Gurr have you ever had gelato? That is the food of the gods. Manna from heaven, sweet nectar of life!

It also contains dairy. Point to Yew. And Ebony, you're from North Dakota, your opinion doesn't count.

Ok, I concede. Except for cheese. Ees gross. And North Dakota has its good points! We've got bison. Which are nummy, by the way.

Random Factoids

Mary Sue syndrome is the worst fate that can befall a fictional character. Don't do it. I know it would be super cool if your half-elf, half-hobbit warlord could both wield the One Ring and turn purple with polka dots, but don't do it, for your story's sake.

Favorite Fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Buffy, Sherlock Holmes, Bones, Doctor Who, A Game of Thrones, Firefly, Dollhouse, Seriously anything involving Joss Whedon

Favorite Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Angel, Hodgins, River Tam, The Ponds, Danaerys Targaryen (this is definitely spelled wrong), Arthur Dent, Any and all of the Marauders, Luna Lovegood All of the Doctors (tenth and eleventh in particular. DAVID TENNANT I LOVE YOU) (Eleventh all the way! He's like a cosmic five year old)

Favorite Color: Navy, uh it's like a dark blue-purple color.

Favorite Bands: The Arctic Monkeys, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Mute Math, Arcade Fire, Artic Monkeys and Arcade Fire seconded, The Shins, Best Coast, Marina and the Diamonds, The National, Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Johnny Cash, Explosions in the Sky, Sigur Ros

And other than that, there isn't much to it.

Except that Arthur Dent is my spirit animal

Eyeroll*

Sshhh this is truth.

Anyways, carry on!

Enjoy!