|Portgas D. Farra|
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Author has written 10 stories for Jurassic Park, Final Fantasy VII, D.Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, One Piece, Atlantis, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Magi/マギ, and Dogs.
Just a heads up, most of the stories I write will always have specific O.C.s. That's because all of the stories are connected and they all relate to one another no matter what fandom the fanfiction is in...it will always have a connection to the other.
I love math don't get me wrong and my grades are good but you have to agree with this:
Everytime I see a math word problem it looks like this: If i have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples than how many pancakes will fit on this roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
Of course I'm out of my mind...It's dark in there
One day a preschool teacher is reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She reads, "So the first pig walks up to the man carrying the large bundle of straw and says, 'excuse me sir but may I please have some of that stray to build myself a house?" She then pauses and looks to her class. "Who can tell me what the man should say to the pig?" she asks. A boy who has been quiet throughout the entire story then raises his hand. "Yes?" she asks. " If I was that man," he begins," I'd say 'Holy Cow, a talking pig!!!"
Carmeldansen, no one hasn't done it!
I don't really like cats so this is funny to me:
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?...Pour gasoline on it, through a match on it, and watch it go "WOOF"
If vampires sparkle...then is my glitter pen a vampire?
There are so many stories, shows, movies, songs, even manga's about vampires...I'm waiting for the sitcom.
1. Tigers curse
2. Bad girls don't die
3. The alchemist
4.The old man and the sea(personally i liked it)
5. Madea's uninhibited commentaries on love and life: "don't make a black women take off her earrings"(real book)
7. The Monstrumtologist
And these are just the ones I have in my hand now
Sales-women: It's gorgeous! It's versatile! It's a classic! It's hot! It's fabulous! It's sexy! It's smashing! It's incredible!
Mother: It makes you look like a scrawny toothpick.
Mother: If mothers were on commission, I'd be a billionaire.
A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane on their way to L.A. The blonde asks the lawyer if he wants to play a game. "ok," says the lawyer. "The rules are if I get your questions wrong I will give 5 dollars, if you get my questions wrong I get 50 dollars," she says. The lawyer agrees and the game starts. The lawyer ask the blonde how far the earth is from the sun. She hands him 5 dollars. Then she asks what has 3 legs going up a hill but 4 legs coming down. The lawyer spends hours thinking about it but gives up and hands her 50 dollars. He then ask, "what's the answer to your last question?" The blonde hands him 5 dollars.
"It's raining little white women,"-Pope Sweet Jesus, NORBIT
"My Prayers have been answered,"-Lord Hath Mercy, NORBIT
"She better move, 'cause my prayers for a Cadillac,"-Pope Sweet Jesus, NORBIT
Best Inventions Ever:
1. Tricycle kickstand
2. Boomerang Grande
3. Glass hammer
Black, Red, White, and Silver(must be together)
Nickelback, Gackt, SHINee, Hikaru Utada, ayaka, Cascada, etc
Where's the scene in twilight were Edward burns up in the sun and dies? And where did the sparkling nonsense come from?
The sound of music( and Atlantic the lost Empire)
Soooooo gonna work for Disney one day
Based on how incredibly awesome I am at mario kart, I'm going to be a great driver.
Who Else Remembers:
Ha Ha Ha:
Me: Hey dad how old are you again? 50 something right?
Drinking and Driving is a very serious thing and I am totally against it but this is a little light laugh for the topic:
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
I love elders, they just shouldn't drive:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
This one's for my friend Brianna:
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Even world-renowned geniuses understand:
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
He who laughs last didn't get it
I'm a very...strange person. I enjoy jokes and good CLEAN humor.
I go to church with the craziest of people, and to be honest, I love it. They make death and the existence of God a fun thing.
I plan to work for Disney one day as a graphic designer, cuz' that's what God told me to do.
I'm not a yaoi fangirl only because of the fact that I can't relate, but I do read it. I just commented on my first yaoi and it was pretty good.( NOTE: I have horrible luck so my first yaoi every and I got hardcore T.T) lol but it's all good.
I mean I'm mentally scared now but whatever.
Anyway, Back to the funny
Enjoy the company of the floor:
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
I have horrible aim:
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
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