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Author has written 10 stories for Jurassic Park, Final Fantasy VII, D.Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, One Piece, Atlantis, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Magi/マギ, and Dogs.

Just a heads up, most of the stories I write will always have specific O.C.s. That's because all of the stories are connected and they all relate to one another no matter what fandom the fanfiction is in...it will always have a connection to the other.

I love math don't get me wrong and my grades are good but you have to agree with this:

Everytime I see a math word problem it looks like this: If i have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples than how many pancakes will fit on this roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Everytime...

My way of thinking:

Of course I'm out of my mind...It's dark in there

My favorite joke:

One day a preschool teacher is reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She reads, "So the first pig walks up to the man carrying the large bundle of straw and says, 'excuse me sir but may I please have some of that stray to build myself a house?" She then pauses and looks to her class. "Who can tell me what the man should say to the pig?" she asks. A boy who has been quiet throughout the entire story then raises his hand. "Yes?" she asks. " If I was that man," he begins," I'd say 'Holy Cow, a talking pig!!!"

Of course it's this way:

Carmeldansen, no one hasn't done it!

I don't really like cats so this is funny to me:

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?...Pour gasoline on it, through a match on it, and watch it go "WOOF"

Point Taken:

If vampires sparkle...then is my glitter pen a vampire?

Over kill:

There are so many stories, shows, movies, songs, even manga's about vampires...I'm waiting for the sitcom.

Some good books:

1. Tigers curse

3. The alchemist

4.The old man and the sea(personally i liked it)

5. Madea's uninhibited commentaries on love and life: "don't make a black women take off her earrings"(real book)

6.Switched

7. The Monstrumtologist

And these are just the ones I have in my hand now

I just love the old Cathy comics:

Sales-women: It's gorgeous! It's versatile! It's a classic! It's hot! It's fabulous! It's sexy! It's smashing! It's incredible!

Mother: It makes you look like a scrawny toothpick.

Cathy: SOLD!!!

Mother: If mothers were on commission, I'd be a billionaire.

One of my best friends is blonde:

A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane on their way to L.A. The blonde asks the lawyer if he wants to play a game. "ok," says the lawyer. "The rules are if I get your questions wrong I will give 5 dollars, if you get my questions wrong I get 50 dollars," she says. The lawyer agrees and the game starts. The lawyer ask the blonde how far the earth is from the sun. She hands him 5 dollars. Then she asks what has 3 legs going up a hill but 4 legs coming down. The lawyer spends hours thinking about it but gives up and hands her 50 dollars. He then ask, "what's the answer to your last question?" The blonde hands him 5 dollars.

"My Prayers Have Been Answered" Moments:

"It's raining little white women,"-Pope Sweet Jesus, NORBIT

"My Prayers have been answered,"-Lord Hath Mercy, NORBIT

"She better move, 'cause my prayers for a Cadillac,"-Pope Sweet Jesus, NORBIT

Best Inventions Ever:

1. Tricycle kickstand

2. Boomerang Grande

3. Glass hammer

Fav Color(s):

Black, Red, White, and Silver(must be together)

Fav Song(s):

Why-ayaka

Fav Artist(s):

Fav Word:

Port-a-potty

Reality:

Where's the scene in twilight were Edward burns up in the sun and dies? And where did the sparkling nonsense come from?

Fav Movie:

The sound of music( and Atlantic the lost Empire)

Passion:

Soooooo gonna work for Disney one day

Driving soon:

Based on how incredibly awesome I am at mario kart, I'm going to be a great driver.

Who Else Remembers:
"I've got beef between my teeth. It would be boss if I had floss!The steak is stuck. I'm out of luck. I'm at a loss without my floss!I can't eat a lentil without dental
Floss!"
-The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Ha Ha Ha:

Me: Hey dad how old are you again? 50 something right?
Dad: Noooo im 49.99 plus shipping and handling.
Me: ...

Drinking and Driving is a very serious thing and I am totally against it but this is a little light laugh for the topic:

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

I love elders, they just shouldn't drive:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

This one's for my friend Brianna:

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Even world-renowned geniuses understand:

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Note:

The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.

Yes:

He who laughs last didn't get it

Hope you guys like my profile... all that stuff...true.

I'm a very...strange person. I enjoy jokes and good CLEAN humor.

I go to church with the craziest of people, and to be honest, I love it. They make death and the existence of God a fun thing.

I plan to work for Disney one day as a graphic designer, cuz' that's what God told me to do.

I'm not a yaoi fangirl only because of the fact that I can't relate, but I do read it. I just commented on my first yaoi and it was pretty good.( NOTE: I have horrible luck so my first yaoi every and I got hardcore T.T) lol but it's all good.

I mean I'm mentally scared now but whatever.

Anyway, Back to the funny

Enjoy the company of the floor:

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

I have horrible aim:

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
-Ashleigh Brilliant

1. The Iron Maidens » reviews
Mysterious women with some strange connection to the Kingdom of Sindria. Running from someone, no not even someone, something. An undead something. Ja'far X O.C./Judal X O.C./Masrur X. O.C./ Sharrkan X O.C./Puppy love Sphintus C. X O.C. What may happen if the men of Sindria get to close to these "iron maidens".
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-2-13 - Published: 4-22-13 - Ja'far & Judal
2. Amnesia and the girl who ran away » reviews
Jane has ventured off into the surface world in search of adventure, despite the fact that she was told not to go. Now her sisters and brothers are frantically searching for her. In the surface world Jane has experienced some many new things, a train ride, the open sky, oh and amnesia! Will Jane be able to break free of her memory loss? And who the heck is this Sora guy? Not RXS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-11-13 - Published: 1-4-13 - Sora & Roxas
3. I love my best Friend » reviews
Farra grew up with Ace, Luffy, and Sabo. She laughed with them and cried with them. She was one of them. And over time she fell in love with one of them. What will become of the two lovers, seperated at in the pirate world. And when I mean seperated I mean worlds apart. AcexO.C. Part of a bigger scale story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,587 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 11-3-12 - Ace
4. Learn to Love »
What happens when two sinners make a plan to use each other sexually? Is there love? Or Just lust? What more does the embodiment of Lust feel? What of Kututo and his desire for revenge? Kukuto X O.C.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Published: 3-23-13
5. Black Cat Black Bird » reviews
Born a demon and raised in a church, Sofina has a long way to go and knows nothing about being a demon. Maybe a certain butler can train her? But what happens when he finds out she can turn into a cat? Warning in lemon in later chapters. Don't like, don't read, ok?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 10-8-12 - Sebastian M.
6. The People of the Lost World » reviews
Milo and Kida have gotten married and had children, a lot of children. One day a crisis arrises and Kida and Milo must work to protect their family. What happens when they aren't strong enough and their kids have to go through life protecting themselves and eachother?
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-13 - Published: 1-1-13
7. In this state of mind »
Nikita existed to serve the master her mother left her with each day. Professor Einsturzen. Day after day she watch the children, in Einsturzen's care get slaughtered and scarred. Years later, Nikita is 17 and free from the Einsturzen and her wretched mother and is working with her fellow Atlatian's at Shin-ra. When she meets Heine Rammsteiner.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Dogs - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,974 - Updated: 12-3-12 - Published: 9-10-12 - Zack F. & Haine R.
8. How to save his life » reviews
Yuu Kanda has it all, a girlfriend who is willing Lenalee , popularity, and looks. His life seems complete. That is until Daisya comes to school with a gun and ends his life. Now Daisya is dead and the whole world is pretending like nothing happened? But Kanda can't ignore it. Days later he sees a kid being made fun of Allen and he thinks what if...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-30-12 - Published: 8-28-12 - Kanda Yuu
9. The Innocent Truth » reviews
Innocence has been located at an island devoid of any life. When the exorcist arrive they get more than they bargain for coming face to face with live dinosaurs. Will I let them all live? Or just kill Lenalee and be over with it?
Crossover - Jurassic Park & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-12 - Published: 7-23-12
10. Like Stuent, Like Teacher reviews
After advent children and kingdom hearts 2. A story of our hero's from ffvii and kh being dragged together in a war against the enemy of the world. They travel through dimensions to the world of Atlantis, the underground highway of the world. Where amazon fighters exist. Does contain Humor.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-12