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Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Invader Zim, and Danny Phantom.
All right, I like Pokémon, Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, and Invader Zim. Among others. I support Pokéshipping, Krazyshipping ((as long as Pikachu is a girl)), Mewshipping, ZAGR, DATR, ZADF, Phinebella, Timely Intellegence ((Danny is now glaring at me...)) DxS, okay this is getting boring. With my OC that I like to put in dare shows she is a girl named Trinity with shoulder length brown hair, wide-rimmed black amber glasses, Perry slippers ((unless outside then she has on black shoes with white tips and fold-over top areas or whatever that's called. They reach to about the ankles.)), she wheres various outfits and only cares as long as SHE thinks she looks good. Screw everyone else. She has a hyper and cheery personality and has many friends from many places. Like IZ and PaF and Pokémon and DP and movies and TV and books and vidio games. She can turn into an Irken and when she does she glows white and morphs, like a Pokémon evolving or something... Also she has an invisible pocket in which she stores her interdimensional phone and her Pokémon pills; which turn her into a Pokémon in the same manner she becomes an Irken. As an Irken she's a few inches taller than the average one and has teal eyes and seven of those spike things on her antennas. She has a SIR unit named Maial with the same colored eyes and chest plat as her. She can also become a cat with dull red fur, white paws, black tail tip, blue right eye, green left, long sharp claws, and long wiskers. She also becomes a dog that I can't remember what it looks like. Also, to Amy, if you ever read my profile, you helped me discover that I am a EPICout of the way, here are some things I found that I like/agree with:
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Zakmaniac, Apricot0194, PerryRocks, SecretMarial
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box. You played with Hotwheels as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to highschool football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. (As long as they aren't showing my underwear O_O) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink a lot. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more than one hour to shoer, get dresses, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (A lot more..) You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as a kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.
I always thought I was a tomboy. This proves it.
Why do we sleep in church,
but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to Gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,
yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,
but bar and club numbers growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?
Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?
80 % of you won't repost this.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
...And you just tried to sing the songs, to see if it was true
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever wondered what it is like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If songs stick in your head, c/p this onto your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. ((wait, it became cool?))
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) .Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise.Crazy is when you start laughing maniacally in the middle of the night.(Sleep talk!) Crazy is when you LOVE REGULAR SHOW!!!!! Crazy is when you attack people if they call you crazy, or if you pretend to talk to your imaginary friends in middle school and up, or if you pretend there is more than one you in your body/mind, or SHUT UP THAT'S ENOUGH IT SAID ONE THING NOT THREE!!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.
Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Twilight is just another Book series, and it annoys you that people are going berserk about it
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
The girl you just called fat?She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. There's a lot more to people than you think. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say "advanced."
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say "The Song that Never Ends." We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"
You say, "Listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY carefully!" We say, "Whut?"
You say UFO. We say Voot Cruiser.
You say, "WE'RE DOOMED!!!" We say, "YAAAAYYY!!!"
You say bumblebee. We say EVIL DEATH BEE.
You say police car. We say, "PATHETIC! PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE!!!"
You say Domino's. We say Bloaty's.
You say McDonalds. We say McMeaties.
You say School. We say Skool.
You say, "Hey, guys! GUYS!" We say, ""My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My, my-my Tallest! My Ta-a-a-l-lest! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! Hey, it's me! LOOK AT ME! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest?"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, AlmightySmallestMizena, Nicky0, SecretMarial
If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, AlmightySmallestMizena, Nicky0, SecretMarial
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If Justin Bieber went missing 95% of girls would die, 4% would celebrate, and I would be the 1% poking my new cell mate with a spoon.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawl copy this into your profile!
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
"When all else fails, blow it up."
If you like Invader Zim and are not a goth, emo, or any other kind of dark person, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't just watch IZ just for Gir, copy and paste this on your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the trinity; God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
Chuck Norris made a snowman... Out of rain
COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Guy: I can tell you want me
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!
A girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself. It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road, the guy knew his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her give him a big hug and tell him one last time she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. Now that is a true man. One that would give his life, for the woman he truly loves.
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Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
A poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
A One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Johnny Brought A Gun To School
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
This is Bunny.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you’re against Child Abuse. :'(
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any :>
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, SecretMarial.
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If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!
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If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a can of cashews:
Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM!
Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series, Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
You know you watch too much Invader Zim When:
1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.
4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.
5. You talk in third person.
6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.
17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.
18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWNED!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
('.') Copy and paste Bunny
WHICH IZ CHARACTER ARE YOU?
() You hate humanity.
() Your friend is like an "evil" henchman to you.
() You are often picked on.
() You are allergic to many "substances".
(x) You like waffles.
() You have tried to make a secret base in your basement.
() You find many American customs stupid.
() You fear Santa's "jolly boots of doom".
() You have "skin conditions".
() Your "evil plans" are often stopped by your own stupidity.
1/10 for Zim.
() You are often told you have a big head.
() You deny #1.
(x) You believe in ghosts.
(x) You believe in aliens.
(x) You love the paranormal.
(?) You have OCD. (Obsessive Compulsive Dib!)
(x) You are often picked on.
(x) You wear glasses.
() You hate walnut-eating moose.
() You believe that your teacher is so old that the school was built around him.
5/10 for Dib.
(x) You are a gamer.
() You believe that your brother is crazy, but you know that he is right.
(x) You believe in aliens, you just don't think they are a serious threat.
() When you are in a bad mood, people might want to stay away.
() People have asked if you are a goth.
() You have weird hair.
() A boy has stalked you, calling you honey and sweetie.
() You like threatening people, and then carrying out the threat.
(x) You love junk food, like pizza, but you never seem to get any fatter.
() You hate humanity and the world.
3/10 for Gaz.
(x) When you are hyper, you cause destruction.
() Your best friend is kind of like your boss.
() No matter how many times you are corrected, you call people Mary.
(x) You have a serious "mode", you just never stay on it.
() You love (non-walnut-eating) moose.
() You love pigs.
(x) And squirrels.
() When a friend is in need, you are often no help.
(x) You aren't... mature... for your age...
() You cry easy, then stop crying easy.
4/10 for GIR.
Dib. The only interactive human in the list. I'm more like Gir...
Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
My Answer: In Zim's base playing Rock band with him, Gir, Dib, and Gaz.
2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
My Answer: Not interested
3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Gir.
4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: I really don't pay much attention to any of them besides Zim, Gir, Gaz, Dib, Mimi, and Tak.
5. Your Favourite IZ Episode?
My Answer: ... CAN'T DECIDE OHMYGOSH!!!
6. Your Favourite IZ Character?
My Answer: Gir!
7. Favourite Almighty Tallest?
My Answer: Purple.
8. Zim walks up to you , what do you do?
My Answer: Invite him over and if he says no, bribe him with strawberry soda.
Zim:"Wouldnt I be in Pichu form sitting on your sholder or somwhere nearby?"
This questionare doesn't know that.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: I use magic to make more and take Zim, Dib, Gir, and Gaz.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: I don't get stranded. I use purple portals to go to another dimension.
Dib:"Portals shut down."
I BLAME PERRY! Everyone got stranded.
12. Favourite IZ Pairing?
My Answer: ZaGr and DaTr.
13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer: I would be in my Irken form drinking root beer and telling the Tallest some funny Zim-epic-fail moments
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: See 1 aand 13.
Favorite IZ quote:
My Answer: Any time when Zim tells Dib what he's doing and adds 'but you'll never know.' Then Dib says 'But you just told me.' and Zim screams 'LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
16. Favourite Zim Moment?
7. Favourite Dib Moment?
18. Favourite Tallest Moment?
My Answer: In 'Walk for your lifes' where Purple askes "Is that everyone?" Or something along those lines and Red answers "Well there is Zim but I think he stoped liveing." Then they call him and there is the giant explosion and Zim, being 'xploded!
19. Favourite GIR Moment?
20. Favourite Random Moment?
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost
Theese next two are some of those 'post or else so-and-so will kill you in your sleep'. Me, I'm paranoid so I do them anyway. Just a warning...
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Congrats on reaching the end of my profile! You made it all the way through the rambling, so please move just a bit further to read the fan fictions! Copy and paste this on your profile to reward those who make it through yours!
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