Hello there peoples! I am The Avian-Olympian. Can anyone guess what that means? If you can, then you get a virtual blue chocolate-chip cookie! WOOHOO!

A list of my favorite books hereby follows this statement.

1. Maximum Ride series

2. PJO

3. Hunger Games Trilogy

4. Harry Potter

5. Witch and Wizard books

6. Kane Chronicles

7. Matched Trilogy

8. Wings series

9. Divergent Trilogy

10. Mortal Instruments (go clace!)

Not necessarily in that order, of course.

I am the girl with the sarcastic mind.

I am the girl with the horrible eyesight.

I am the girl who sings at the top of her lungs whenever she gets a chance.

I am the girl who loves history and reading so much some people think she's antisocial.

I am the girl who wants to be the heroine of all her favorite books, so much so that she talks to her friends and siblings until they are driven insane.

I am the girl who loves to spell long words.

I am the girl who is stuck wearing glasses for the rest of her life because she can't bear to touch her eyes.

I am the girl who's on the school cross country team and sucks at running.

I am the girl who can read and walk at the same time through a thick crowd of people without dropping said book or running into said people.

I am the girl who is really bored right now and doesn't want to go to bed.

I am the girl who is so freaking sorry for procrastinating and being involved in too many things at school so she can never update.

I am the girl who wears fifteen bracelets plus a watch twentyfourseven. (11/29/12 - I got a new bracelet :D)

I am the girl who knows exactly how many water fountains her school has. (nineteen)

I am the girl who thinks that Elves on Shelves are really creppy looking.

Yeah, that's me.

I hope you enjoy my stories!

Fave Song- Forever & Always - Taylor Swift.

Fave Color- PURPLE!!!!

Fave Food- Sushi. And pasta. And garlic bread. And- well, you get the idea. And pork dumplings. Don't forget the pork dumplings.

Fave Book Character- Uhm, Thalia Grace, Maximum Ride, and Katniss Everdeen. It was a tie. And Annabeth Chase. New fave: MAGNUS BANE!

Fave Time of Day- Like 7:30 AM. Yeah, I'm kinda weird like that.

Fave Play/Musical- Either Seussical the Musical or Mary Poppins. "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..." And Guys and Dolls, and the Music Man, too.

Fave Quote- "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mohandas Ghandi. I just realized that his name isn't Mahatma, like I had thought for about, oh I don't know, my whole life?

Fave Hobby- Singing at the top of my lungs when nobody's home.

Fave Word- antidisestablishmentarianism. 28 letters, people. try spelling that without looking it up. it's actually pretty easy, just sound it out!

Fave Possession- My patchbox. it's really small, but even older than it is small.

Fave Subject- Social Studies, even though last year my teacher was HORRID! Creeper... (and BOOM goes his head.)

Fave Teacher- My Language Arts and Lit Lab teacher. She rocked!

Fave Animal- A horse. Of course! Or a crow/raven.

Fave Mythology Type- Greek. I don't care much for Romans. Egyptian is a close second.

Fave Olympian- Uhm... I really don't know. I guess it would be a tie between Hestia and Athena.

Fave FF Story- Right now, it's The Brotherband Chronicles, To Be or Not To Be ( hi there!) and The Perseus Attraction. You should totally check those stories out.

Fave Movie- Rise of the Guradians (anyone else think Jack Frost is hot? I would totally date him, except he kinda is an animated character, sooo...)

Fave Place to Visit- Niagara Falls. It's Beautiful. Oh, and Disney World.

Fave Music in General - anything Taylor Swift, most Sugarland songs, some Paramore, some P!ink, some Zac Brown Band, some Christina Perri, Lady A, Carrie Underwood, anything country, anything with piano or acoustic guitar in it where you can prominently hear it.

Fave Kidnapped Book Character- I think it would be fun to kidnap Nico di Angelo, although he could just shadow travel away possibly. Or maybe Leo Valdez, or- OOH! Octavian. Or Seneca Crane. I would like to kidnap him. Magnus Bane, too. I would totally date him except he's 800 years old and he's gay. And taken. (Even though they broke up...)

I should probably shut up now.

A baby is staring at me right now. (8/8/12)

Later That Day* - Thank goodness the creepy baby is gone. I mean, she's adorable, but she just kept STARING at me.

Oh, by the way - You can call me Sylvia. But that's not my real name.

Also, did anyone else understand what Rick did with Thalia's name? Or the DOA Recording being the entrance to the Underworld? If you did, PM me. Because I just now got that. (8/27/12)

It's my parent's anniversary. They are going to a casino tomorrow, I hope it's not the Lotus. (8/30/12)

Hi. The first day this week I don't actually have anywhere to go or math homework. Math homework sucks. (10/11/12)

Watching the Cardinals play the Nationals. The latter's insignia is the same as Walgreens. THE EXACT SAME. So apparently the baseball people in DC get their uniforms from a pharmacy, huh? GO CARDS! COME ON YADY! GO FREESE! Oh and happy birthday to the awesomest teacher ever, but right now she's in Vegas. (10/12/12)

Just watched a car commercial. There was a notice on the bottom saying :"DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. CARS DO NOT FLY." No duh, dipwads. (11/20/12)

we got an Elf on a Shelf for my sister. It's so friggin creepy! We hung it on the fan and when I came home from school (I'm always the first one home) it was facing the other way. (11/29/12)

Ships on my sushi boat:

Jeyna

Percabeth

Liper

Frazel

Pothena, occasionally

Rico. Thalia ahould stay a maiden, but Rachel seems more real of she isn't a maiden.

Fax

Niggy

Ron/Hermione

HarryxGinny

JamesxLily

CLACE!

AlecxMagnus (Malec?)

SimonxMaia

And last but not least, KatnissxPeeta. I refuse to call this Katpee or Peeniss. Actually, why don't we just call it Kata?

People I consider to be my friends on this site:

WeHeartBooks

MidnightParade

MrsEDarcy

There She Goes And Shes Comin

And many more with whom I am acquainted... Like AnotherFacelessAuthor.

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE AWESOME STORIES. GO NOW, MY MINIONS, AND READ. Read! Read, I say!

Still I Rise by Maya Angelou

You may write me down in history

With your bitter, twisted lies,

You may trod me in the very dirt

But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?

Why are you beset with gloom?

'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells

Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,

With the certainty of tides,

Just like hopes springing high,

Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?

Bowed head and lowered eyes?

Shoulders falling down like teardrops.

Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?

Don't you take it awful hard

'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines

Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,

You may cut me with your eyes,

You may kill me with your hatefulness,

But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?

Does it come as a surprise

That I dance like I've got diamonds

At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame

I rise

Up from a past that's rooted in pain

I rise

I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,

Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.

Leaving behind nights of terror and fear

I rise

Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear

I rise

Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,

I am the dream and the hope of the slave.

I rise

I rise

I rise.

The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

''Tis some visitor,' I muttered, 'tapping at my chamber door-

Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-

Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,

''Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-

This it is, and nothing more.'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

'Sir,' said I, 'or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you'- here I opened wide the door;-

Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;

But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, 'Lenore!'

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, 'Lenore!'-

Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice:

Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-

Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-

'Tis the wind and nothing more.'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;

Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-

Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.

'Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, 'art sure no
craven,

Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'

Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-

Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as 'Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-

Till I scarcely more than muttered, 'other friends have flown
before-

On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'

Then the bird said, 'Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

'Doubtless,' said I, 'what it utters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-

Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore

Of 'Never- nevermore'.'

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and
door;

Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking 'Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,

But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.

'Wretch,' I cried, 'thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he
hath sent thee

Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore!

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!'

Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'

'Prophet!' said I, 'thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or
devil!-

Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,

Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-

On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-

Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!'

Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'

'Prophet!' said I, 'thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or
devil!

By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore-

Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore-

Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.'

Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'

'Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend,' I shrieked,
upstarting-

'Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my
door!'

Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted- nevermore!

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,

Because their words had forked no lightning they

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright

Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,

And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight

Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,

Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Invitation by Shel Silverstein

If you are a dreamer, come in

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...

If you're a pretender, come sit by the fire

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.

Come in!

Come in!

All the above are amazing uplifting (except for The Raven) poems. They rock. My personal favorites are hereby conducted into my profile. (all were copied from poemhunter dot com)

I have theme songs for a few of my favorite couples. Most are Taylor Swift.

Thuke - State of Grace by Taylor Swift

Percabeth - Long Live by Taylor Swift (OR Everything Has Changed or Sparks Fly )

Tratie - Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift

Annabeth - Blown Away by... Carrie Underwood! (She's pretty awesome too...) Also Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson (Annie are you okay?)

Annabeth vs. Rachel - Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift (Also works for Max vs. Lissa in SO-F from MR)

Max on Valium - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Max - Eyes Open by Taylor Swift

Fax - I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift (Mostly for the end of FANG and all of ANGEL)

Katniss Everdeen - Girl On Fire by Alicia Keys (duh. it's perfect for her.)

So how many are by T Swizzle? I think there's... uhm... 8 out of 12. So only three weren't Tay Tay... Wow. I need to stop listening to the 47 songs of hers that I own.

iPod Shuffle Challenge

1. Describe yourself. Only Girl (In The World) - Rihanna. (No way in Hades, people.)

2. What do people feel when they’re around you? Chrismas Swag - Ytf. (What the crap? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this song is awesome but... no.)

3. Describe your current relationship. Fly Over States - Jason Aldean. (Doesn't make sense at all, but I'm glad it's this rather than anything else, considering I'M SINGLE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. Sheesh.)

4. Where would you like to be right now? Summer Nights - Rascal Flatts (I suppose. Summer nights are pretty awesome... Like the FOurth of July.)

5. How do you feel about love? Half of My Heart - John Mayer ft. Taylor Swift (Honestly, I hate this song. I don't know why it's on my iPod. But it makes sense, if you think about it.)

6. What is your life like? Star Wars - Main Title - John Williams, etc. ( Okay, I'll admit that I am a super Star Wars geek, but I'm no Princess Leia.)

7. What would you wish for if you only had one wish? Keep Me In Mind - Zac Brown Band ( Kind of makes sense. I often feel like the third wheel in conversations and just in life in general sometimes. But this is a love song. Really.)

8. Say something wise. The Last Time - Taylor Swift ft. Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol (I love this song so frickin much. It's beautiful. And it has very good lyrics, if that counts as wise.)

9. How would you describe yourself? Settlin' - Sugarland (I hate this song, love the band. And doesn't work for me at all. Except for the first line or so.)

10. What do you look for in a guy? I''ll Sing Of Your Love ft. Israel Houghton) - Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir (wrong guy, I think. I will most likely never sing this about an actual guy. For church, sure. Just give me the lyrics.)

11. How do you feel today? Fireflies - Owl City (Uh... No. Just no. Good song, though.)

12. What’s your life’s purpose? Nuttin' For Christmas - Sugarland (Making mischief seems like a good life's purpose, I suppose. Listen to this song. It's one of the funniest Christmas songs ever.)

13. What's your motto? King Of Anything - Sara Bareilles (Okay, the person's profile I copied this from has the SAME EXACT THING HERE. Creepy much? But no, it doesn't really work for me.)

14. What do your friends think of you? All Your Life - The Band Perry (I'm not exactly what you'd call overly loyal *cough*Percy*cough* but I suppose...)

15. What do your parents think of you? Eeveryday America - Sugarland (I don't know the words to this song. I just have it because it's Sugarland and it's awesome. I hope my parents don't think of me this way, though. Gosh!)

16. What do you think about very often? Gangnam Style - PSY (OH. MY. GOD. HOW DID IT KNOW? We dance to this around my house all the time!)

17. What do you think of your best friend? Round & Round - Selena Gomez and The Scene (It works I suppose. Except my best friend isn't a guy. So, no.)

18. What do you think of the person you like? Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You - Straight No Chaser ( I see how this works for a crush, but no. Just no. I don't stare at my crush all the time!)

19. What is your life story? Knee Deep - Zac Brown Band ft. Jimmy Buffet ( I don't get to relax all the time! More like I'm busy six days a week. Is it Opposite Day or something?)

20. What do you want to be when you grow up? Bluebird - Christina Perri ( I've always wanted to have wings like Maximum Ride (maybe that's why I like them so much) but I'm extremelyl scared of heights so I don't think that would work very well.)

21. What do you think of when you see the person you like? Time Is Love - Josh Turner (yet another song I don't know the words to but it's still on my iPod. And in no way does this work.)

22. What will you dance to at your wedding? The 12 Days of Christmas (Live) - Straight No Chaser (I can see that... If I get married during December.)

23. What will play at your funeral? Mean - Taylor Swift (The crap?)

24. Biggest fear? Christmas Wish - Straight No Chaser (Why do I have so many Christmas songs on my iPod? And I'm not scared of Christmas.)

25. Biggest secret? Stereo Hearts ft. Adam Levine - Gym Class Heroes ( I don't understand this. I mean, I'd probably tell someone if my heart was a stereo, (which sometimes I think my brain is) but it's not, so...)

This didn't really make any sense. At all.

I hate sterotypes, don't you?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a genious.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect(Um, I think you mean Mormon...)

I'm WHITE and have Asian best friends so I MUST think I'm Asian
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep ( I do like sheep, I'm just not Welsh.)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac

Ah, stereotypes suck.

THIS IS THE END OF MY PROFILE. BE WARNED OF THE AWESOMENESS BELOW. *PSST! (It actually kinda sucks, if you ask me.)*