NEW EPISODE OF PREHISTORIC PARK: REBORN - COMING SOON HOPEFULLY SOMETIME :D

"We’re in the depths of Mongolia, tens of millions of years before humans will evolve, and that means we don’t have any milk for our morning cereal. I guess that's the price you have to pay!" - Michael Emerson, from my Prehistoric Park: Reborn episode Beast of Baluchistan

Allo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Preepare to die...oh wait wrong life.

Actually I'm this young fellow living in the US of A with a bunch of reptiles and amphibians in the house. I plan to balance the hobby with a degree in paleontology. Fun fun :D

Avatar (not mine) by Hugh Syme for the album artwork of Rush's Clockwork Angels.

Favorite movies: Jurassic Park franchise, Harryhausen stopmotion films

Favorite television: Pretty much anything by the BBC and pretty much nothing made in America...OK I take that back. Most of the local news programs are pretty helpful.

Favorite books: Anything Michael Crichton, although I also enjoy Doctor Who & Primeval novels, certain fantasy series, and Douglas Adams

As a reward for your snooping I shall list my story ideas and stnuff here...

ORIGINAL

Prehistoric Park: Reborn Giving the series a fresh new look. Same premise with alternate characters and creatures to start on a new clean slate. Epic plot twists and speculative opinions about prehistoric life abound! Highest priority out of all my work so far. I'll get around to finishing Episode 6 at some point :)

Welcome to the Jungle – For the park’s first exhibit, Michael travels back 70 million years to the Cretaceous of New Jersey in order to find the dinosaurs that changed the face of American paleontology. But keeping them is more than a challenge…
Humanity’s First Aunt – Michael heads back to Eocene Germany in search of the earliest known ancestor of modern primates and humans. Meanwhile, Norman gets to deal with the menagerie back at the park.
The Sailbacks – The team travels back to the Permian Red Beds of Texas in order to catch a sail-backed oddity, but ends up dealing with more than they bargained for. At the park, the dryptosaurs are being particularly restless…and dangerous.
Mysteries of the Deep – Michael and Terry dive into the Late Triassic seas to find a gigantic marine reptile. But under more pressure than ever before, they discover some terrible secrets hidden in the depths…
Beast of Baluchistan – Michael heads back to the Oligocene of Mongolia in order to rescue the largest land mammal to ever walk the earth. In the meantime, Norman learns the difficulties of caring for marine animals and the Dimetrodon begin Prehistoric Park’s first breeding project.

Jurassic Park IV: Extinction Two paleontologists, two biologists, and a mathematician are the members of a research project gone horribly wrong. Now some familiar faces are back on the island, but who can really be trusted when the ecosystem undergoes its own miniature extinction event? Gonna post the updated version here. You can find another version with pictures, author notes, and the original story at the Jurassic Park Fanon Wiki (jpfanon.wikia.com) Kind of want to work on a more realistic JP4, so we'll see if this particular version is continued.

Shining Shadows The name of an overarching series of Doctor Who I plan to write. If you thought you've seen Whovian epicness, you ain't seen nothing yet. I mean seriously. Spoilers below.

Prelude A quick little story that sets the rest of the series up. Not technically an episode per se, but just as awesome as one. Like that first chapter, which will resonate throughout the whole of the Doctor's life...
The Clockwork Catastrophe In the 58th century, the Doctor is travelling alone and finds himself on the planet Antikythera. But ancient evils with new faces are hiding in both the shadows and plain sight...
Freeze The Doctor made a mistake, long ago. Now, he discovers its repercussions are being felt throughout time and space itself. And not everyone will escape alive from the terrifying threats that the Doctor fears most...
The Terror Planet At the tail end of the Tadpole Galaxy, there is a bloody, ruthless war raging between two equally matched races. But one side is engaging in some nasty tricks, tricks that could endanger the whole of time...
Mad Man With a Book A deep and terrible mystery within a small Massachusetts town takes the Doctor into the wastes of Antarctica and the depths of the prehistoric seas. And his only help comes from a timid yet proficient author who hears the voices of primordial gods... Part one of two.
Title TBC Part two of two.
Nocturne The heart of urban Australia. Something is amiss, as people are suddenly able to control their dreams. The Doctor arrives in the midst of a potential revolution, and must come face to face once more with the Slinth - but this time, it is the victims who will pay the price...
Title TBA I know the title of this episode perfectly well, but you're not going to get it until I post it. Or, for that, matter, the synopsis of the episode.

Primeval: Resurrection After an anomaly opens in the United States and a small group of people find out about, the ARC and Cross Photonics confer and decide that an American branch would be wise to set up in such a populated area. But security is the least of worries, because creatures more dangerous than ever are coming through... ?

The Little Princess A fighter pilot crashes in the Israeli desert. What he finds there is more important than anything else that he will ever learn. Alternate of the original Saint-Exupery. To do or not to do?

Precious Cargo I've never really watched the show Dinosaur Train. Yeah, I know it's PBS and all but it's a genius concept backed by the genius that is Scott Sampson (evoliteracy, anyone?). I suppose I should be obligated to write an honest, plain adventure story with it but no. What if the dinosaurs were nonsapient and caged up and the train was run by humans to sell their prehistoric prizes in the black market trade. It's kind of like that. ?

CROSSOVERS

The Hunters Robert Muldoon meets John Riddell (from Dinosaurs on a Spaceship). Both kick raptor ass.

A Dream Remembered John Hammond gets a phone call.

Playing God James Bond (Skyfall crew) / Jurassic Park crossover. ?

No title yet Epic Calvin & Hobbes/Doctor Who crossover. ?

No title yet Ghostbusters/Primeval crossover. Yeah, it's like that. ?

And a bunch of others that I'm not willing to divulge yet. But soon...

Words of wisdom for the week:

The Great Intelligence is a) Yog-Sothoth and b) awesome. That is all.

Random open question with no particular pattern in updating:

Hystriximimus lagocherius or Hystriximimus chibnallensis?

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