Cakie Cat
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since: 07-20-12, id: 4143599, Profile Updated: 05-30-13
Author has written 4 stories for X-Men: Evolution, A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Avengers, and American Psycho.

10/21/12 – Formerly Slutcow.

I've been on this site for a good few years. Decided it was time to move out of my old account.

I like angst, pink, Patrick Bateman, Jewish boys, surreal humor, lesbians, robots and sad endings. I'm an undergrad, I fingerpaint on the iPad and I'm a psychology major with severe anxiety issues. Most of what I write will be tragic or dark in nature—emotional masochism, maybe. Interested? Message me and we'll share a cinnabon.

You can also find me on tumblr: http://cakiecat.tumblr.com/

Here's something fun - some notable characters:

Shockwave, Arnold Rothstein, Nefarious, Keira, Tess, Aria, Legion, Ashley Greene.


1. A Prudent Affair reviews
Thor gently slipped off his brother's trousers, his fingers shaking as if handling a most precious jewel. Thor/Loki. A lesson dabbled in sophistication.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-13 - Thor & Loki - Complete
2. Bateman Begins reviews
He was a creature of deceit, his identity as Bruce Wayne a greater deception than the masked pseudo-superhero worshiped as the dark knight. For the fictional "Mr. Wayne" was neither hero nor man: he was the damn Bateman. REVISED.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & American Psycho - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-12 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
3. The Creature » reviews
A three-part short story on love, life and Lucille…and the reality that does not come so sweet.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-29-12 - Published: 7-24-12 - Francoeur & Lucille - Complete
4. The Anti Eros reviews
It is not unusual for a girl to admire another of her gender to the point of affection. Likewise, it is not unusual for this admiration to be mistaken for lesbianism. Kitty/Jean.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-12 - Jean Grey & Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.