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Author has written 21 stories for X-Files, Stargate: SG-1, and Lone Gunmen. PRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter (Aw hell, call me campy.) Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal. Any and all feedback is acceptable, ESPECIALLY flames. I love verbal abuse. Bring it on. Spy on my fannish activity via: - campyspornshack onTwitter Being an equal-opportunity pervert, I'm proud to be a multi-shipper who'll read het, femslash, manslash, & multiples fanporn. I love love love: - Stargate SG-1 (especially Daniel/Vala & Jack/Daniel) I can only archive my "tamer" stories here at this site; most of my fanfic is too pornographic for FFN's Terms of Service. Find ALL my fanfic (including the naughty stuff) on AO3 (Archive of Our Own) -- provided you're mature enough to read it. My username is "campylobacter" at these archives: - Wraithbait (Stargate Atlantis fan fiction) | |||||
1. Y U No Pants reviewsLord Yu's 1st Prime Oshu begins to doubt his lord's godhood. Also, PANTS. (Missing scene relating to 7x02 "Homecoming"; written for the SG-1 Allies Alphabet Soup festival on LiveJournal.)Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-13 - Ba'al - Complete2. The Second First Not Date reviewsDaniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal. Spoilers for 10x08 'Memento Mori', 8x18 'Threads' & 'The Ark of Truth'Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-13 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete3. New Life in New Dakara reviewsThat feeling you get when you wake up thinking someone you love is gone, but it was just a bad dream. Fluffy babyfic written for the Daniel Vala 2012 Month of Love on LiveJournal.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-12 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete4. N Is for What Do You Call Him? reviewsNo one on Cam's team calls him 'sir', but that's their saving grace. Written for Cam Alphabet Soup on 30 January 2012 Gen Fic Day hosted by sg fignewton on LiveJournal.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-12 - C. Mitchell & Teal'c - Complete5. Counting the Steps Back to Safe » reviewsMissing scenes from "Memento Mori": Vala, still reeling from the effects of suddenly remembering too much too soon after 2 weeks of amnesia, mistakes Daniel for something he's not. Written for Nat at the 2011 Daniel/Vala Fruitcake Exchange on LiveJournal.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-11 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete6. Ulterior Automotive reviews5 times a member of SG-1 tried to teach Vala how to drive. Gen dialog drabble written for The Pentangular Gate on LiveJournal.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-11 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete7. SG1 Wins the Lottery reviewsClassic Team LiveJournal comment fic, written for the prompt by medjai trowa: 'Stargate SG-1, Original team, "You're quitting to what?" 'Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-11 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete8. X is for XFiles » reviewsMissing scene & episode tag to "Memento Mori": Lam clears Vala for active duty, then the Team celebrate at a BBQ joint.Crossover - X-Files & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-11 - Vala - Complete9. The Hand Not Holding Beer » reviewsWhat song would Daniel sing on the karaoke machine at Siler's promotion party? Based on the prompt "drunken karaoke" by dannysgirlsg1 at comment ficStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-10 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete10. A Taste of Afternoon Sun reviewsMissing scene prelude to The Ark of Truth : Vala depletes her provisions during SG-1's first day on Dakara. LJ comment fic for dannysgirlsg1 from the prompt "Playing hooky".Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-10 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete11. Crucified Toad » reviews10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon. Set on Sunday, 16 June 1974, Father's Day.X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 6-19-10 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete12. Drawn Home reviewsVala summons Daniel with urgent news. Go ahead and flame me for writing something so disgustingly fluffy about Atlantis: Daniel Disneyland.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-10 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete13. Halloween at Cam's reviewsDrabble where I dress SG-1 in fangrrl squee. SEASON/SPOILERS: post ContinuumStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete14. 1993: When Domain Names Were Free reviewsLangly has an irritating habit... and this archive's filters forced me to spell out the "dot" for the domain names!Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-09 - Complete15. Golden Anniversary reviewsDrabble; Missing scene from Continuum, before Ba'al & Qetesh enter the throne room.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-09 - Ba'al & Vala - Complete16. Celebration in Order reviewsMissing Scene/Epilogue/Episode Tag for "Memento Mori": Crack!fic on how SG-1 celebrates Vala's official membership.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - D. Jackson & Vala - Complete17. PariMutuel reviewsA drabble explaining why Vala won't be in the 3rd Stargate movie. I was kinda pissed off at Brad & Co. when I wrote it, so MGM & Sony can take their intellectual property rights and blow me.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - Vala & D. Jackson - Complete18. My Seester, She Ees Virgeen reviewsBill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-10-04 - D. Scully - Complete19. Napoleon Complex reviewsFrohike makes sweet love to a pastry.X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-04 - Frohike & Byers - Complete20. Tampons for Men reviewsKersh shops for tampons.X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-03 - M. Reyes - Complete21. Wedding Fit for a Princess reviewsScully and Mulder get married.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-7-03 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete
